Sean Sullivan - Rhythm Guitar / Vocals
Adam Crumpton - Lead Guitar / Backup Vocals / Drums

Lyrics: All you get is a slap on the wrist
by some old fart who is taking a piss
and he's controlled by some other dick
whose fucked up mind is just as sick
there's got to be something wrong with your head
you diddle little kids and you know your dead
inside your fucked up head

Hey Preacher, you keep away from me!
Hey Preacher, don't touch my ding-a-ling
Hey Preacher, you stay away from me!
Hey Preacher, you touched my ding-a-ling, no!