Even if I lived to put others down, I'd serve a purpose, something which you never will.

You only serve to mimic dominating people like me instead of doing as you are told. Kill yourself on my birthday, you will serve a purpose that way. You will probably become a pedophile when you grow up, so do yourself and the kiddies you'll potentially scar for life a favour and commit suicide. Take your mother's crusty dildo and choke to death on it. "If WE", you are alone, child, nobody is on your side except your local paedophile priest.

I hope I could be there, choking you to death, choking you until your face turns blue and feel the orgasmic sense of having squeezed your life out with my bare hands. No more 12 year old kids polluting porn on Newgrounds. I will not die, but I will take your life, after I have raped your mother and eaten her breasts.

hey that sounds groovy!
:D