(Prod. by ZambooziThaBlunted)

Ever start crying after seeing some really emotional stuff? Like that scene at the end of The Notebook when Ryan Gosling is kissing that girl in the rain and it was really emotional and powerful. The Ryan Gosling looked into her eyes and said, 'You give me tears of the booty.' so then the girl shat all on Ryan Gosling's mom and Ryan Gosling was like, 'damn, she shitted on me.'

So touch a booty, watch The Notebook, and enjoy.

Wear protection.