Aww yeh, we are in the mosh pit now, and some peoples are gonna get some bruises...

Ouch, that big fat bald guy just knocked me down and someone stepped on my head. I think my nose might be broke... I jump up and push someone in the chest and they fall down. Haha! They're too weak! Wait, someone just clobbered me from behind and now I'm laying face down in the mud again. I think I have a dislocated shoulder... I jump back up again while spitting mud and try to get out of the mosh pit. What was I thinking getting into this area with all of these drunk, crazy people!? Oh yeah, this song kicks ass and so it made me want to act like a bad-ass!!!

...but unfortunately, I'm not a badass...