Today when I was buying a frying pan I thought to myself, damn, kids nowadays don't get any of that good old heavy metal. So I rushed to the drawing board and made this song up. It is specifically designed for children 5 and up. If you're a parent, don't be afraid to blast this through your child's iPhone.
Rated M for mature.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.