LOL
Don't you touch my dick.
Don't you touch my dick.
Don't even try it.
Don't even try it.
Don't.
Gurl, you know my dick's so sacred to me.
And you know.
That you can't
get it without my consent.
So the next time you try to slide your hand inside of my pants
and grab my dick.
just remember:
that you are committing a crime.
I need you to respect my rights as a human being.
And please leave my dick alone.
My dick needs a little space.
Or I will have to chase you out. (of my house)
So stay away from my dick
Just give it a minute right quick.
Please
Don't touch my dick. (Leave it alone)
Please don't touch it
Please don't touch my dick.
Don't touch my dick!
LOL
laughed a lot, gr8
No matter how f**king funny this is, this song's actually a real thing.
Also, Hentai games involving a male protagonist in a nutshell.
Well, some of them.
me to my girlfriend:
*Proceeds to touch your Dick*
Just remember: That you are committing a crime.
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*Please contact me if you would like to use this in a commercial project. We can discuss the details.