First I was like "What the fuck man!?"
Then I was like ♪┏(°.°)┛┗(°.°)┓┗(°.°)┛┏(°.°)┓ ♪
And now...I'm kinda terrified. I mean, how. HOW?`
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!?

You did such a great tune and give it SUCH a gross name!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

Jeez you're the first one who make me cringe and dance at the same time and also making me MAD for making a GOOD TUNE.

God dammit enough internet for me today.

5/5 Stars
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I chose this track for review bc of the superb choice of title! :D=d; (emoticon vomiting into another emoticon)
Melody : 2/2
Instruments : 1.5/2
Personality : 1/1
The melody arrangement is pretty epic. All of the elements have nice context and interplay. I do agree with @Zechnition that the tails of some instrument's sounds are a little too long and obscuring some of the finer elements. There are lots of good elements so cutting the reverb or bell tails would make the other instruments shine through a little better in the mix.The avant garde (spelling) editing in the breakdown is very cool. I would have liked to hear it get weirder than that, maybe a little more glitchy with the chops and edits. I think you were onto something cool there. :)
Cohesive composition, admirable use of powerful string section throughout.
That's good music man!

First off I really like the beginning but around 0:34 the sounds don't feel like they fit together. Same with 0:50, the instruments feel all jumbled together maybe make the strings less "plucky". (I don't really know the terminology but less sustain / shorter notes == plucky) At 1:17 every thing is too loud and the stoping of the music doesn't fit together with everything, though if you got the music stopping just right I think it would sound really good. Really good transitions and altogether the track sounds put together well. Also maybe drag the end on a little bit more or add some of those music stopping things if you get them just right. Altogether your song just needs some more mixing and it'd be great! Keep up the good work! =D

Not bad!