One day, I had this in my head and since I voice act for Tails on a regular basis when roleplaying, being random etc., this sprang to mind.

Also, I was inspired to do this when you realize that Tails can't die! He keeps coming back! Tails'y got back! ;P

Lyrics written by yours truly and my good pal Sephirothwolf

Label Def American
Writer(s) Sir Mix-a-Lot
Producer(s) Rick Rubin, Sir Mix-a-Lot

All respectively.

Sonic's voice was provided by HHog
Knuckles was provided by SephirothWolf
And yours truly as Tails.

Sorry about the mic sounding btw, I had a huge problem getting this done and the lyrics were a pain to get right! ^^;

Lyrics, to save confusion

""I have thick guts and I cannot die
and losers can't deny
That when a buzzer flies in and you tools die
from a plasma ball in your face
Your rings spill,
I know for you thinking is tough
and you fools don't like it rough
cause sonic is a bright blue pansy
and Knuckles thinks cakes are fancy..."

This was all done for fun, guys. Not to be taken seriously, just plain silliness.

If you ever use this in fan made animations, give credit! ;)

Honestly, wish I could make it more presentable since it does have a sampled instrumental!