"Why do you drink coffee? And wouldn't you like it if there were technology that makes your coffee more enjoyable? Logically it would be some sort of machinery, and take up the whole basement of starbucks or some place, with an area of effect, by raising the prices of coffee drank on the premises for the additional effect, it would pay for itself in a few years. Think about that. Alternatively, wouldn't you drink it to stay awake in a place you'd like to be in, so you can stay awake all night, once, without turning it into a habit. You know a lot of people drink alcohol at night to enjoy themselves, but if you think about it, it makes you tired and clouds the mind, whereas coffee and caffiene in general stimulate you and wake you, which could also be used to enjoy the night and to party. When something is newer, people don't know how to think, because they aren't used to it, they need more time to catch up to something that's older, so if you'd like, take time to think about all of this. And the grand finale which would be my pun here would be that this is the first draft in writing, the word draft is used in beer, and coffee can actually be a celebration drink similar to beer. It is a draft coffee. :]"

Hard Boiled by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3857-hard-boiled

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/