this was my entry for the Newgrounds Worst Song Competition. enjoy ! or don't.

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lyrics:

you don't like la'croix ?

basic bitch .

fuck you

fuck your disgusting taste in carbonated beverages

you come into my house

disrespect my fucking la'croix

just get the fuck out

bitch

i hate the word flavor

but la'croix will do me right

zero sugar, no sweeteners

yeah i be drinking every ngiht

drinking every night

fuck coca cola

throw that shit in the bin

who likes sweetness anyways

take la'croix for a spin

you won't regret it

probably

cos half the population's

tastes are shitty

cos la'croix's always got my back

and it teaches me words i'd never seen

like pamplemousse and limoncello

i don't even know what the fuck those mean

every single flavor is

hella lit

except coconut

fuck coconut

i hate coconut with a passion

fuck everything

i hate the word flavor

but la'croix will do me right

zero sugar, no sweeteners

yeah i drink alone every night

alone every night

fuck coca cola

throw that shit in the bin

who likes sweetness anyways

take la'croix for a spin

you won't regret it

probably

cos half the population's

tastes are shitty

like this song

i'm fucking sorry to everyone who has to listen to this

i deserve every single punishment

in the in the law book

the book of laws

the declaration of independence

no, more like uhh

you're gonna have a fucking bad day dude

fuck you

fuck your fucking la'croix addiction

hell yeah dude like fuck

yeah, yeah that book

mhm yeah

let's end this now please