IMPORTANT—The music from The Eddsworld Fan Movie Original Soundtrack are from 2014–2016. This was the first movie I scored, so it is very rough. You can read my retrospective on my involvement with the project here on Newgrounds or on my Patreon. Given the child grooming allegations against him, I no longer associate with director Marc Lovallo.

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The Inner Imaginations of Edd's Mind Lyrics (UNUSED)

By Alexander Emenheiser

[SUNG] Sit right there

Imma’ tell you a tale

About a young man

And his two good friends

You better strap right in

This shindig is about to begin

[RAPPED] Edd was sittin’ on the sofa

Takin’ a sip from his cola

Matt started yelling

Like a bat outta’ hell-a

[EDD] “What’s your deal, Matt?

You can be heard two homes over!”

[MATT] “Quick! Duck down

You’re gonna’ blow my cover!”

[RAPPED] So they hid right underneath the couch

And Edd decided to let Matt vouch:

[MATT] “Tom’s gone mad!

There’s nothing we can do!”

[EDD] “What are you talking about?

How can this possibly be true?”

[CHORUS]

[MATT] “He bumped into me

Accidentally”

[EDD] “And then what did he do?”

[MATT] “He said he was sorry!”

[EDD] “WHAT?!”

[MATT] “I know, right!

And that’s not all.

When I told him my granny was ill

He said he’d give her a call!”

“That’s so unlike him!

Being nice and junk.

He’s not supposed to be gentle,

He’s supposed to be a punk!”

[EDD] “These are desperate time

Calls for desperate measures.

We must put an end to this

For now and forever.”

[RAPPED] Scared and confused,

They did what anyone would do

They went up to Tom’s room

And his artillery collection, they went through his

AK-47s, AR-15s,

With enhanced trigger action

[EDD] “Are you ready, Matt?”

[MATT] “Ready as ever, Edd.”

[EDD] “Let’s do this!”

[RAPPED] So they searched the house,

Every nook and cranny.

Looked in the garage

And looked in the pantry.

They huddled ‘gainst the wall,

Look at door that they’d breach,

Slam open the door,

And their destiny was reached.

[CHORUS]

[SUNG] Oh, my god!

There stood two Toms.

One had to be the right

And the other had to be the wrong.

But which one is real?

The one drinking

Or the one petting the baby seal?

[EDD] “It’s – Oh, it’s the one who’s drinking…”

“What the heck? You have a clone?”

[TOM] “Yup. He’s an anti-clone. He’s the opposite of me.”

[EDD] “That would explain the politeness.”

[MATT] “And the humanitarianism.”

[TOM] “And it would explain why he does all the chores I want him to do for free.”

[MATT] “Did you say FREE?!”

[EDD] “Where did you get this clone?!”

[TOM] “Why, at the Clone Shoppe, of course!”

[MATT] “Ohmigod, Ohmigod, Ohmigod, I’m gonna’ get a clone~~!”

[RAPPED] So Edd and Matt got their own slaves

To do all their work, thinking they would behave

But they forgot that the clones turn evil

So the clones told them to dig their own graves.

Too afraid to die,

They compromised.

[SUNG] Lesson of the story is

Don’t get an anti-clone

To do all of your chores

Or else they might form a union

then you’ll have to pay for worker’s compensation

…Or you can just fire them.

That can work, too.

[TOM] “Hey, Edd? What are we going to do with this seal?”

[SEAL] “ORK!” (Seal noise)

[EDD] “Hmm…We could either give it to the Animal Protection Agency or…”

[MATT] “We can CLONE IT!”

[EDD/TOM UNISON] “Hmm…YEAAAAH!”

[CLONING MACHINE ACTIVATES, “ZAP!!”]

[SEAL] “ORK!”

["ZAP!!"]

[SEAL] “ORK”, “ORK”

[EDD/MATT/TOM UNISON] “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!”

[CLONING CONTINUES]

[EDD/MATT/TOM CONT'D] “SEAL! SEAL! SEAL! SEAL! SEAL! SEAL!”

[MATT] “I’m going to call you Shelly! And you: Petunia! And you: Snuggles! And you: Dominguez!”

[FADE OUT]

[SEAL] “ORK!”

[END]