The Greatest Questions Of All Time

[SuperSmoothSmiley]

If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

Why?

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

[RobbyBlaze]

Those are some intriguing questions indeed.

[RoobyKillAll]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

He lives in the desert. He can'tjust get up and go to the restaraunt.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

They go to jail instead.

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

No. You can't leave your home to go buy a mobile home.

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

Yes.

Why?

Because he still made the hit.

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

The Queen sends you a letter.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

...brb

[M2theIdget726]

Wow.. Umm.. Don't look at me.

[SamuraiCaveman]

Ah, geez...

42.

runs away

[SuperSmoothSmiley]

More...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

What is the meaning of life?

Is Bill gates linked to satin?

Why did gilligan and the skipper never build a boat to leave the island?

Was scrappy-doo Velma and Scoobies love-child?

[seventy-one]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

Its not the outcome, rather its the thrill of the hunt.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

In a state house.

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

Yes, if it stayed in a trailer park which was your address.

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

No, it depends if he can be carried by teammates to home, or if a pinch runner can for him.

Why?

MLB Rulebook. Section 6, Paragraph 9, Line D
"A fair ball passes over a fence or into the stands at a distance from home base of 250 feet or more. Such hit entitles the batter to a home run when he shall have touched all bases legally."

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

Nothing, you just go on with your life.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

Anosmiatic

[SuperSmoothSmiley]

Further more....

Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

[Sense-Offender]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

If you sneeze, burp, and fart at the same time, what happens is...you sneeze, burp, and fart at the same time.

I've heard a myth that you die if you sneeze, hiccup, burp, and cough at the same time or something like that.

At 4/22/06 05:46 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote:

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

He lives in the desert. He can'tjust get up and go to the restaraunt.

Then why is there a place for him to get all the traps and explosives?

[RyanKajito]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

You would explode.

[DingoTheDog]

Chuck Norris Vs Stephen Seagal, who would win?
Is the greatest queston of all time

[Lord-Ranton]

Let's see Note im answering this in order
1st answer: cause it's a cartoon and besides it's funnier to see him blown up
2nd answer: technically no, cause he has no home, so then he would just go to jail.
3rd answer: with all this buying online and stuff, yes
4th answer: depends what team is playing, yankees, no fucking way, dam sell out druggies, if it any other team, sure thing
5th answer: because the yankees suck!
6th answer: it's just like when u hic-up and burp, they just do.
7th answer: MIcheal Jackson!

[Lord-Ranton]

At 4/22/06 05:55 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Chuck Norris Vs Stephen Seagal, who would win?
Is the greatest queston of all time

no it aint, Chuck Norris alwasy wins!
the question is what is the meaning of life, fool?

[Absurd-Ditties]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

When you have a hunger for roadrunner only roadrunner will do.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

No

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

Yes, just not use it.

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

Yes

Why?

Because

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

You would shit yourself.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

Don't know.

[Sense-Offender]

At 4/22/06 05:54 PM, smiley_production wrote: Further more....

Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

They don't.

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

It doesn't.

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

yes

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

It's up to the owner.

Why can't liquor freeze?

it can't?

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

Down is the direction in which gravity is pulling you. You are digging down.

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

your mother
:omgoriginality

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

becuase

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

.......? I've had shampoo that wasn't clear.

[Paradox]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

He wanted to eat that little fast fag though.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

Of course.

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

Probably, not sure if anyone has tried it.

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

Yes.

Why?

Because I said so?

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

You'd be one fucked up human to be able to.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is deaf what do you call someone who cant smell?

Someone who can't smell.

They were easy.

[NeoVince]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

He is in the middle of the desert with a conviently placed ACME store.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

Put them in a home for the homeless

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

Yes

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

No

Why?

If we didnt have to run all the way around, why would we?

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

I dont know

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

Someone without a nose

[Sense-Offender]

At 4/22/06 05:55 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Chuck Norris Vs Stephen Seagal, who would win?
Is the greatest queston of all time

Somebody else would come in and kick their asses.

[Clebbysan]

Those are some good and thoughtful questions. So thoughtful in fact that I can't actually get them out of my head, so now it's becoming annoying.

I've always wanted to know how do blind people dream and how to deaf people think. Because I'm assuming that when you think you hear your own voice...but how would you do that if you've never actually heard your voice, or anything for that matter? And how could you dream when you've never seen anything before?

[seventy-one]

At 4/22/06 05:54 PM, smiley_production wrote: Further more....

Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

Do they? Cool means someone is easy-going, popular, entertaining. Hot means they look good.

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

No crust? But good taste is perspective.

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

No

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

Yes, but there will be a last name.

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Its just coloring, the chemicals make the bubbles, and the chemical property isn't colered.

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

Depends if the heads are autonomous. If its just two heads that are equal (like the right hemisphere of your brain and the left), then no. But if they are seperate entities then its the right thing to do.

Why can't liquor freeze?

It can't, if its at a low enough temperature most things will freeze.

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

Digging down, anywhere you are on the earth, if your digging from the outer to the center, then you would be digging in, or digging down.

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Because we're not born yet. Its when you take your first breath that counts.

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

No, it focuses your attention on what you want to see, and you strain your eyes in that area thus making it easier to see.

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

A hackysack you mean? The game was originally titled, "Hack the Sack", but people just shortened it and called the object a hackysack.

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

The chef.

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

You do? Those are called highways I believe. In socal, we have freeways because we don't have to pay a toll.

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

I thought there was some seasoning in it, it comes from the Italian word peperone.

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

Old enough that it becomes rare.

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Yes, because wherever he lives would be home, just not a house. Though, I doubt a homeless child would be in school, the state would pick him up and put him in an orphanage or foster home.

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Because you set the alarm to be released at a certain time, it goes off. If it were on, that would mean it was set.

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

No, in fact less.

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Because the process of deep frieing ruins some of the nutrition in it.

Do cows have calf muscles?

Yes.

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

My shampoo isn't clear. It depends on the brand. Also, there's more chemicals in conditioner than shampoo/.

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

One, because its just one body.

[Greenjolly]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

He wanted revenge for all the times that Roadrunner got away and blew Wily up.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

He doesn't have a house, that figures.

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

Whats a mobile home?

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

Yes.

Why?

He hit a homerun, who cares if a player got an heartattack?

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

I doubt that somebody would do that, but I geuss it will make a strange noise.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

Non-smeller?

[Clebbysan]

At 4/22/06 06:11 PM, seventy-one wrote:

At 4/22/06 05:54 PM, smiley_production wrote:

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Because we're not born yet. Its when you take your first breath that counts.

Actually that's not true. Roman Catholics believe that life begins at conception. So therefore, we are technically a human being, with importance of life as soon as the egg is fertilised. Protestants on the other hand believe we have human status when we're born...so technically...if you're a Roman Catholic, you're 9 months old when you're born, but if you're a Protestant, the time starts as soon as you're born.

[applepwnz]

At 4/22/06 06:00 PM, -Fumetsu- wrote:

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

.......? I've had shampoo that wasn't clear.

But have you ever had clear conditioner?

[GenesisHell]

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway =/

[Sense-Offender]

At 4/22/06 06:17 PM, applepwnz wrote:

At 4/22/06 06:00 PM, -Fumetsu- wrote:

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

.......? I've had shampoo that wasn't clear.

But have you ever had clear conditioner?

It doesn't really matter. His question in the form of a statement would still be false because not all shampoo is clear.

[seventy-one]

At 4/22/06 06:17 PM, Clebbysan wrote:

At 4/22/06 06:11 PM, seventy-one wrote:

At 4/22/06 05:54 PM, smiley_production wrote:

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Because we're not born yet. Its when you take your first breath that counts.

Actually that's not true. Roman Catholics believe that life begins at conception. So therefore, we are technically a human being, with importance of life as soon as the egg is fertilised. Protestants on the other hand believe we have human status when we're born...so technically...if you're a Roman Catholic, you're 9 months old when you're born, but if you're a Protestant, the time starts as soon as you're born.

I was hoping not to start a religious argument so let me rephrase my answer.

Its not when you start living, its when you become autonomous from your mother that counts. Its the seperation from your mothers womb, your own life that counts. Its the celebration of being one's own self, not being part of your mother.

[Sense-Offender]

At 4/22/06 05:54 PM, smiley_production wrote: How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

birthday

[StrikerF2]

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

Did you see any resteraunts there?

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

yes, definetly

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

yes, definetly

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

yes

Why?

Becase I said so

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

The universe implodes

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

Unfortunate

[da-pope]

At 4/22/06 05:52 PM, smiley_production wrote: More...

No

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn't. It got lost along the way, it actually ended up on Jupiters 3rd largest moon.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The Hunter.

What is the meaning of life?

The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.

Is Bill gates linked to satin?

Yup. 3rd cousin twice removed on his dad's side.

Why did gilligan and the skipper never build a boat to leave the island?

Cause on the island no one would judge there gayness.

Was scrappy-doo Velma and Scoobies love-child?

Nope. Shaggy fucked a poodle outside of Freds house.

[LamboFactor]

At 4/22/06 05:54 PM, smiley_production wrote: Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

Its a pop culture thing, they really don't mean the same thing...

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

I dont think it does, so its a personal matter...

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

No, there are no nerve endings in the umbiblical cord...

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

I believe you can name your kid anything...

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Its a chemical reaction...

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

I don't think an animal with 2 heads could live, but i guess its up to the owner...

Why can't liquor freeze?

It can... It just has a very high freezing point...

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

Down...

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Because one isn't able to live without their mother when in the womb...

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

Yes, but it blocks out light making one able to see...

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Footbag was invented in 1972 in Oregon City, Oregon, when John Stalberger met Mike Marshall, who had been kicking around a hand-made bean bag. John had recently had knee surgery and was looking for a way to work on his flexibility. He instantly took to the game and became good friends with Marshall. They called the game "Hack the Sack."

Stalberger and Marshall soon became enthralled with the game, which Marshall had been hoping to promote with the general public. The two designed a product, which they trademarked the "Hacky Sack", and began putting together a plan to market the product and the sport. At the same time, they decided to create a "generic" term for the sport itself, as opposed to their product, and they named the sport "footbag".

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Nobody knows...

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

A freeway is a highway without tolls, so in answer to your question, no, you dont have to pay tolls...

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

In English, pepperoni refers to a spicy Italian-American variety of dry salami made of pork. Pepperoni is a descendant of the spicy salamis of Italy, such as salsiccia Napoletana piccante, a spicy dry pork sausage from Naples. Pepperoni is frequently used as a pizza topping in American-style pizzerias. It is the most popular pizza topping in North America, present on at least 30% of all pizzas.

Pepperoni is a corruption of peperoni, the Italian plural of peperone, refering to the fruit of the capsicum. Ordering "peperoni" pizza in Italy is often an unwelcome surprise for North American tourists since throughout continental Europe, peperoni is the common word for the bell pepper. To order the American version of pepperoni in Italy, one would request salame piccante or spicy salami. Unlike in Europe, the English word is used as a singular uncountable noun.

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

The definition of antique is belonging to, made in, or typical of an earlier period...

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Homework is, preparatory school work done outside school (especially at home)...

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Don't know...

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

I doubt it, i just dont think they know how to swallow...

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

By definition they are...

Do cows have calf muscles?

Yes but they aren't called calf muscles...

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

Not all shampoo is clear...

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

Depends on the sport and where they are conjoined...