NEW LOUNGE
Oh, thank god, My shakes were getting really bad without this place.
BAND AUDITIONS
So my band was trying out new guitarists and this kid showed up and for 2 hours made tons of noise and was playing his guitar like a 40 inch wang. While we were going through the songs he just kept wanking and wanking on his guitar in the most terrible way... Thing of an elementary school kid with a brand new guitar learning to play nirvana by ear.
here is the email he sent me
finally an interesting concept i am down for..i play guitar..some keys.i live near mode.i am currently putting together some tracks and sounds for an independent film at phrygian studios.and down the road i could use a tight group of eclectic musicians...aside from that i love to jam.-matt-917-***-****(ps.if you need guitar im your guy!i handle rhythm and leadso dont bother inviting another axe player cus il chop his head off.not that i am not open to a challenge!...i just dont want leave a mess of blood for john to mop up..
Then after the practice i told him nicelyt that we are looking for a guitarist with a different style.
He FLIPS. Starts yelling about how he doesnt even like our band even though he offered to pay for the studio and asked if we could get another hour together in the room. Then Starts screaming about how we wasted his damn time. I LOLED HARD. Technically he wasted my damn time and money but anyway i basically told him that and he was really pissed. And i told him to fuck off.
THEN today on craigslist some asshole trumpet player preaches to me how my band cant have a horn player unless we pay them. and starts trolling me with emails saying fuck you fuckwad and such.
Seriously some musicians ego's are so fucking huge it makes me want to vomit.
yeah so thats what i have been up to lately.
And Chron i got a haircut finally.. ill be posting in the piccies thread soon.
Im off to AC for the night for some drinking and gambling... well im just gonna play the nickel slots.. ive never been in a casino before so it should be fun. AND MY ROOM HAS A HOTUB!!!!!
WOOT