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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-10 15:45:42


At 4/3/08 07:43 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:
At 4/3/08 01:34 PM, Lotus wrote: No worries, you're the newest member here and while you did do as instructed to when it comes to new-comers (the same thing I did when you asked to join), you didn't know any better really when it comes to those who spam and the such.
lawl, APF's a new member.
I'm so used to him being my superior officer.

Well, he is a good member of the NGDD and EGB and I am sure he will rise in rank here as well one day.

Oh well, he can't win at everything.

Can any of us?

I can! :D
No one has really liked the NG Mafia.

Who gives a shit!? We're the part of NG that has destroyed trash, that has put forth more effort and standards than anyone else, ensuring we are surrounded by the best and only the best.

And when people apply, 98% of the time they fail completely at acting like a member of the Mafia.

I got in on my first try and never fucked off once. The ones who do are the ones who take their time for granted, the ones we DON'T want here.

We all make mistakes. :P
You're one to talk Dark.

Well, fuck me for being human! >:[

<3
Dammit, I mean Lotus.

Rofl, still getting used to it bro?

Anyways guys, I am sorry for being so inactive as of late, class and work are kicking my ass right now and taking all of my attention. I am going to be more active soon enough though! :)


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-10 17:33:49


Lotus, i never bothered looking to hard at your sig until just now.
What is that? A unicorn with a dick on instead of a horn?
It made me laugh .


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-10 18:08:10


At 4/10/08 05:33 PM, Mercenary81 wrote: Lotus, i never bothered looking to hard at your sig until just now.
What is that? A unicorn with a dick on instead of a horn?
It made me laugh .

Is that the first you seen of the Penicorn? The much sought after creature of chicks that love unicorns but are too ugly to get laid. Also gay guys.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-10 18:16:54


At 4/10/08 06:08 PM, Ghost wrote:
At 4/10/08 05:33 PM, Mercenary81 wrote:
Is that the first you seen of the Penicorn? The much sought after creature of chicks that love unicorns but are too ugly to get laid. Also gay guys.

Wow.
What a magical creature.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-10 21:02:58


Hey guys, I'm just dropping in to ask a favor from the family. I already tried the Department of Defense but there has been a lot of inactivity lately. I was hoping one of you could deposit for me on Saturday and Sunday? I'll be away for a couple of lacrosse games and I need someone reliable to deposit. I can't afford to miss deposits...well I can but it'll suck. Just PM me if you can, and thanks in advance.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-10 22:59:15


Dude, that post was from like 5 pages ago.

At 4/10/08 03:45 PM, Lotus wrote: Well, he is a good member of the NGDD and EGB and I am sure he will rise in rank here as well one day.

Hopefully not too fast.

I can! :D

Okaaaay!

Who gives a shit!? We're the part of NG that has destroyed trash, that has put forth more effort and standards than anyone else, ensuring we are surrounded by the best and only the best.

::cough cough:: NGDD ::cough cough::

You know I jk, I had a real ambition to join the NG Mafia before the NGDD even popped into my prepubescent mind.

I got in on my first try and never fucked off once. The ones who do are the ones who take their time for granted, the ones we DON'T want here.

MmHmm.

Well, fuck me for being human! >:[

You'd want that, wouldn't you.

Rofl, still getting used to it bro?

I've called you Dark since Tom knows when.

Anyways guys, I am sorry for being so inactive as of late, class and work are kicking my ass right now and taking all of my attention. I am going to be more active soon enough though! :)

So, in lame terms, you have a life.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-11 12:57:04


At 4/10/08 03:45 PM, Lotus wrote: Well, he is a good member of the NGDD and EGB and I am sure he will rise in rank here as well one day.

we'll see. you have to be pretty active here and show a lot of responsibility. if he can do that, then yeah, he might rise in rank

No one has really liked the NG Mafia.
Who gives a shit!? We're the part of NG that has destroyed trash, that has put forth more effort and standards than anyone else, ensuring we are surrounded by the best and only the best.

you think no one likes the mafia now???? it's tons better when compared to how we were doing in 2004. everyone, and i mean EVERYONE across all forums hated the ng mafia. now we're at least respected. for the first 150 pages or so, we were forced to make private forums for us to have fun in, because we weren't allowed to here in the bbs, because everyone hated us so much. you weren't here for the mod raids, when mods came in and started banning people for breaking every little rule, and liljim had to step in and tell everyone to calm down....ahhhhh, good times.

And when people apply, 98% of the time they fail completely at acting like a member of the Mafia.
I got in on my first try and never fucked off once. The ones who do are the ones who take their time for granted, the ones we DON'T want here.

no, you never fucked around. that was good of you. personally, i joined like on page 2, when there were no requirements for joining, and everyone fucked around. but we don't allow 99% of the people in here because most people who apply here are fresh off the boat, or have spammy posts. it's true, we reject a lot more people than we accept

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-12 04:58:26


Wow, i didn't know there are requirements.
I feel special for being accepted now.

lol

So no-one answered my question can I write a story?


/thread

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-12 07:56:51


Hello mafia, how's my favorite crew doing?

At 4/12/08 04:58 AM, stinkychops wrote: Wow, i didn't know there are requirements.
I feel special for being accepted now.

Well yes you kinda should be :P I was in at my second try back when I was still a noob and stuff, though it really helped me get a grip, I'm kinda grateful I missed the first time around...

So no-one answered my question can I write a story?

Yes sir, any mafioso can ;)
Looking forward to seeing some of your skills.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-13 03:30:56


MISSION TIME!!!

I need each and everyone of you guys to help me out explaining the definition of an "intelligent post" to Stosh1919. I tried to as simply as i could but, alas, he only thought I was insulting him. He wishes to join so please make it simple as shit. Get to it.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-13 03:34:37


At 4/13/08 03:30 AM, Ghost wrote: MISSION TIME!!!

I need each and everyone of you guys to help me out explaining the definition of an "intelligent post" to Stosh1919. I tried to as simply as i could but, alas, he only thought I was insulting him. He wishes to join so please make it simple as shit. Get to it.

I'll try to do my best.

I have a feeling this is gonna take all night.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-13 14:28:04


Behold, my first story post in the mafia!

Letters sat in a chair on the 20th floor with his back to the door. He was so stupid. It was a lie. They had him and he knew it. Strauss' blood was on his hands. He'd been fooled badly and he wasn't the only one to pay for it. Not only would the mafia be on his ass, but SWAT was no doubt on its way. Sirens roared outside and a chopper spotlight flashed momentarily in the large room. A drop of water hit the floor. It was raining. Its collision with the ground echoed through the room, silent. He put his USP back in his belt, tapping the safety. It had likely made its final shot tonight.

Letters began to sob. It was all but over for him now, and he killed a man who'd been like a father to him. He taught him the tools of the trade and the very essence, the art, one could say...of the kill. Yet knowing all of this himself, he should've been able to prevent his own demise...

10 minutes ago...

Letters ran around the corner, extremely focused. He had to be or he was done. Four heavily armored guards sat outside the door of his target. He leapt into the air, winding up a punch, clobbering the nearest guard as he landed. He threw him into a chokehold and pulled the pistol out of his holster and shot him from under the jaw, the only unarmored position on his head. Seeing his death, the other guards would have been quick to fire upon Letters, had he not anticipated this. He shot a second guard in the foot and brought up his foot in a crushing kick to the jaw, knocking him out. He now had a second human shield to replace the first. Within 10 seconds, he'd killed one guard and incapacitated another as two remained. He liked these odds. He pushed his "shield" into one guard and hurled a knife out of his belt at the other. With the only remaining guards on the ground struggling to get up, it was easy to finish the battle. He cut off the hand of a guard and used it on the fingerprint scanner to enter.

As he entered the room, he had his USP drawn, pointing directly forward. Strauss looked outside the window upon the city of Boston.

"New York may never sleep, but Boston does." He turned to face Letters. "By my assumption, I will join them in slumber, but not in arising."

Letters nodded slowly.

"I know what you believe, about the death of your true family, and I know there is no changing your mind. Just do what you need to do. I've made my peace."

Letters sighed. "Just one question, Strauss. It's bugging me and I have to know."

"Yeah?"

"You obviously knew I was coming. It was no secret by the way you met me here tonight. Just.....why didn't you try to stop me?"

Strauss turned to face Letters. "Although currently misguided, you're a good man. I wasn't going to ruin both of our lives by me in constant hiding or you becoming consumed by a false revenge, due to your undying belief of it as the truth. Killing you would be a waste of a good man."

Strauss pulled his deagle out of his holster and threw it aside. "Do what has to be done."

Letters began to tremble as he cocked his USP and approached Strauss. It touched the back of his head.

...his final words were "Here I come God, you sick son of a bitch."

A multitude of footsteps echoing in the hallway brought Letters back to this moment.

He heard lightly "Christ, this was only one fucking guy?"

"Jackson, blow the door"

The door came crashing down as 10 SWATs ran into the room.

"Nice to see you again, Letters", a voice said.

Letters stood up. "Snype....you fucker."

"You're wanted by the state of Massachusetts for the murder of Strauss, breaking and entering, just about everything anybody could get in trouble with the law for."

"Oh yeah? You're wanted by me by being a total fucking prick."

"Always have been a rough one to take down, haven't you?"

"You know me oh so well."

"I should after working with you for so long."

Letters turned around.

"Drop your weapon, criminal."

Letters pulled his USP out of his belt and raised his arms in the air. The SWATs all aimed at him. He unloaded his clip and kicked it to the side and dropped the gun.

"I know you did it you bastard."

Snype nodded his men out of the room.

"I had a score to settle with Strauss." He lifted up his shirt to show a scar on his side.

"You failed him, you knew it would happen."

"I've been pissing blood on and off for years now, he fucked up my kidney bad, and for what, ONE fucking mistake!?"

"You got Hitman killed you asshole!"

"With the shit we did, it was inevitable; people were going to die sooner or later!"

"You're lucky he didn't find out about you changing your name and backstabbing me to join the force"

"It was a good deal, I turn on you and end the drug deals to the Chan Clan and I get a clean slate and a steady paying job, as well as a new identity. Nobody on the force knew it, nobody in the mafia knew it. They did a damn fine job, and it led to my ultimate payback. Strauss is finished, and your time is short."

He pressed a button on his radio and the SWATs came back in. Letters walked over to the window.

"We both took the same oath together on that one mission. Nobody would take either of our lives except ourselves." He sprinted and crashed out the window. Snype leaned over to watch Letters plummet to his fate. Little did he know, letters still had Strauss' deagle. He lined up the shot and put one right between Snype's eyes.

As he plummeted toward the ground, he said "You lied."

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 11:50:36


At 4/10/08 06:08 PM, Ghost wrote:
At 4/10/08 05:33 PM, Mercenary81 wrote: Lotus, i never bothered looking to hard at your sig until just now.
What is that? A unicorn with a dick on instead of a horn?
It made me laugh .
Is that the first you seen of the Penicorn? The much sought after creature of chicks that love unicorns but are too ugly to get laid. Also gay guys.

Rofl, I would have to agree with Ghost on this one. The Penicorn is a rare creature, seen only by those in true need of an amazing time. So far only girls and some guys have seen it, with the creature never gracing the face of a straight person just yet.

Lawl.
At 4/10/08 10:59 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Dude, that post was from like 5 pages ago.

What?

At 4/10/08 03:45 PM, Lotus wrote: Well, he is a good member of the NGDD and EGB and I am sure he will rise in rank here as well one day.
Hopefully not too fast.

No one really goes up in rank too fast here.


Who gives a shit!? We're the part of NG that has destroyed trash, that has put forth more effort and standards than anyone else, ensuring we are surrounded by the best and only the best.
cough cough:: NGDD ::cough cough::

Nah, they let nearly anyone in. I left there some time ago because of this.

You know I jk, I had a real ambition to join the NG Mafia before the NGDD even popped into my prepubescent mind.

Cool deal.

Well, fuck me for being human! >:[
You'd want that, wouldn't you.

Maybe later, I'm tired from working and shit all weekend still. ;)

Rofl, still getting used to it bro?
I've called you Dark since Tom knows when.

True enough, I was Dark for a couple of years.

Anyways guys, I am sorry for being so inactive as of late, class and work are kicking my ass right now and taking all of my attention. I am going to be more active soon enough though! :)
So, in lame terms, you have a life.

Sure do and life is kicking my ass right now. I have to do so much work for class tonight and I haven't even begun on the most of it. I don't know how the fuck I am to get it all done but I will find a way.

At 4/11/08 12:57 PM, Strauss wrote:
At 4/10/08 03:45 PM, Lotus wrote: Well, he is a good member of the NGDD and EGB and I am sure he will rise in rank here as well one day.
we'll see. you have to be pretty active here and show a lot of responsibility. if he can do that, then yeah, he might rise in rank

Sounds about right. I'm not to sound self-centered or anything but I am sure that if I stayed active then I may have gone up in rank by now but instead, I left for a few months and have only been back for something like two months now. :P

No one has really liked the NG Mafia.
Who gives a shit!? We're the part of NG that has destroyed trash, that has put forth more effort and standards than anyone else, ensuring we are surrounded by the best and only the best.
you think no one likes the mafia now???? it's tons better when compared to how we were doing in 2004. everyone, and i mean EVERYONE across all forums hated the ng mafia. now we're at least respected. for the first 150 pages or so, we were forced to make private forums for us to have fun in, because we weren't allowed to here in the bbs, because everyone hated us so much. you weren't here for the mod raids, when mods came in and started banning people for breaking every little rule, and liljim had to step in and tell everyone to calm down....ahhhhh, good times.

I wasn't a member here to experience all that but I do remember all the flaming and shit going on back then over every little thing that happened here.

I just didn't become a poster until some time later. :P

And when people apply, 98% of the time they fail completely at acting like a member of the Mafia.
I got in on my first try and never fucked off once. The ones who do are the ones who take their time for granted, the ones we DON'T want here.
no, you never fucked around. that was good of you. personally, i joined like on page 2, when there were no requirements for joining, and everyone fucked around. but we don't allow 99% of the people in here because most people who apply here are fresh off the boat, or have spammy posts. it's true, we reject a lot more people than we accept

Yep, and I still think we have one of the best, if not the best, systems for allowing people in or not. If we just let anyone in now then they would see us as just another group, a place they can go and just bullshit, rather than a place that demands maturity and in return, gives the same.

At 4/13/08 02:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Behold, my first story post in the mafia!

Not too bad at all! You've already got one thing down too, Snype always dies! XD

Sorry buddy but you know its true.

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 12:40:33


Cani join with 6 nukes?

And AK-47s


hi

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 13:04:20


At 4/14/08 12:40 PM, nuclear6 wrote: Cani join with 6 nukes?
And AK-47s

No, you need 50 (is it 50 or 100 now?) intelligent posts to join. Upon looking over yours however, most are spam, one-liners, and things like "fuck you" with an absorbent amount of exclamation points afterwards.

If you are serious about joining here then go out there and show us you can post throughly and correctly, with proper sentence structure and grammar.

I know I am no vet but he can't join, and I didn't wish to wait for someone else to have to tell him this.

Also, if you wish to get a better understanding on how things work then read up on how things work around here, start a while back and read until now. It will show you whats expected of members and also check out the posts of those who have been here for a while, as well as those who just got in. Maybe that will give you a good understanding on how things work.

Send me a PM if you have any questions.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 13:21:02


Man, if only we could have a sort of separate mini-page before somebody enters the thread, with rules to join and the like. Also specific club mods. It'd make things a lot more convenient and easy.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 14:39:05


so this is the anti spam flash club that i was loking for all these years isn't that right?
I would like to join you but if you check my postests you will find that i was in the bracks crew in 2006,I must underline the word was again, because there will not be any confusion here...
so I will be loking for an answer to my aplication ASP if you please, because you all have your own private life time, and ng is only for fun for some people and a way of life to other people...

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 15:24:27


At 4/14/08 02:39 PM, dawin45 wrote: so this is the anti spam flash club that i was loking for all these years isn't that right?
I would like to join you but if you check my postests you will find that i was in the bracks crew in 2006,I must underline the word was again, because there will not be any confusion here...
so I will be loking for an answer to my aplication ASP if you please, because you all have your own private life time, and ng is only for fun for some people and a way of life to other people...

i'll let you in, but i should let you know that this club doesn't collectively blam or save flash submissions anymore. we used to do that back in '04 when we first started, but we haven't fucked around like that for years. your posts certainly seem intelligent enough and you look like you would be a welcome addition. welcome to the club.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 16:47:05


You know, with all these unwanted guests, we oughta rig the mansion up to a safer, less accessible place.

I was thinking of sending it into the sky. Not into orbit- we don't want that, but maybe about 200-1,000 feet (70-305 meters) up. Enough to keep out the riff-raff, but not so much that it would take too long to ride a helicopter up there, or something similar.

It would be quite a spectacle, though, and it'd take a good amount of power to keep the mansion afloat.

Plus, if the power were to be cut, the mansion would come crashing to the ground, so, bad.

I'm still thinking. If anybody has suggestions, then you know what to do.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 17:07:59


At 4/14/08 04:47 PM, Kurofelis wrote: You know, with all these unwanted guests, we oughta rig the mansion up to a safer, less accessible place.

I was thinking of sending it into the sky. Not into orbit- we don't want that, but maybe about 200-1,000 feet (70-305 meters) up. Enough to keep out the riff-raff, but not so much that it would take too long to ride a helicopter up there, or something similar.

It would be quite a spectacle, though, and it'd take a good amount of power to keep the mansion afloat.

Plus, if the power were to be cut, the mansion would come crashing to the ground, so, bad.

I'm still thinking. If anybody has suggestions, then you know what to do.

yeah and added to that penthhouse mansion are some senioritas some slaves ans some mertiny's with lot's of fun included,let's add a UFO and you can go and scare people in your town! ohh yeah and let's not forget the military wll try to shut you down...
btw. thanxs for the acceptance...

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 17:09:10


At 4/14/08 11:50 AM, Lotus wrote:
At 4/13/08 02:28 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Behold, my first story post in the mafia!
Not too bad at all! You've already got one thing down too, Snype always dies! XD
Sorry buddy but you know its true.

Actually, I've never killed off Snype in any of my stories. In fact, I'm the one who keeps bringing him back. He's been cloned so many times, I'm surprised his DNA hasn't mutated yet.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 17:29:53


At 4/14/08 04:47 PM, Kurofelis wrote: You know, with all these unwanted guests, we oughta rig the mansion up to a safer, less accessible place.

I was thinking of sending it into the sky. Not into orbit- we don't want that, but maybe about 200-1,000 feet (70-305 meters) up. Enough to keep out the riff-raff, but not so much that it would take too long to ride a helicopter up there, or something similar.

It would be quite a spectacle, though, and it'd take a good amount of power to keep the mansion afloat.

Plus, if the power were to be cut, the mansion would come crashing to the ground, so, bad.

I'm still thinking. If anybody has suggestions, then you know what to do.

Sorry for the double post; I wish I'd seen this earlier. I have a few ideas for securing the NG Mafia mansion and lab complex:
1.) Build a citadel or an extremely tall and wide pillar. Install elevators that lead from the ground level to the mansion courtyard. Set up security checkpoints on both ends of each elevator and, if you want, place machine guns and cannon turrets to defend the perimeter. The raised platform would keep us out of reach from all ground vehicles, and an optional transparisteel dome would prevent enemy aircraft from being effective.
2.) Move the facility to a different dimension, such as subspace, and create a doorway back to this dimension. The whole NG Mafia could fit inside something as inconspicuous as a tool shed.
3.) The classic underground lair, scaled up to contain the whole Mafia. If you prefer, a large cave could be constructed to house the mansion in its current form. Unfortunately, this makes basement levels more challenging because we'd be much closer to the water table.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 21:01:30


Just wondering,
but does Strauss mean ostriche?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 21:26:26


At 4/14/08 09:01 PM, Mercenary81 wrote: Just wondering,
but does Strauss mean ostriche?

Rather than wasting our time as well as waiting a more than likely large amount of time for a response, if you get one, wouldn't it just be WAY faster and easier to say...hmm...LOOK IT UP?

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 21:59:36


At 4/14/08 09:26 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:
At 4/14/08 09:01 PM, Mercenary81 wrote: Just wondering,
but does Strauss mean ostriche?
Rather than wasting our time as well as waiting a more than likely large amount of time for a response, if you get one, wouldn't it just be WAY faster and easier to say...hmm...LOOK IT UP?

Ahem, i just looked it up and confirmed that in some language it does.

I was really asking Strauss himself to see if that was what he intended with his name . My friend told me a couple days ago that that was what it meant in something like Latvian, but im sure it's also probably a name and possibly means other things.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-14 22:54:26


At 4/14/08 09:59 PM, Mercenary81 wrote: im sure it's also probably a name and possibly means other things.

I think it might be a last name of Germanic origins.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-15 05:48:27


At 4/14/08 10:54 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:
At 4/14/08 09:59 PM, Mercenary81 wrote: im sure it's also probably a name and possibly means other things.
I think it might be a last name of Germanic origins.

just wonder if you would have direct relationships to hitler and one of his grand son, what would you do if you would find out that?

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-15 08:58:00


strauss is a german last name. i don't remember exactly why i was inspired to use that name (because I made it up as a user name and email address about ten or eleven years ago,) but..........there you go.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-15 09:40:37


At 4/15/08 08:58 AM, Strauss wrote: strauss is a german last name. i don't remember exactly why i was inspired to use that name (because I made it up as a user name and email address about ten or eleven years ago,) but..........there you go.

have you ever visited germany in the past life, ot in you present life?

Response to NG Mafia 2008-04-15 10:55:40


At 4/14/08 05:09 PM, MrTrivia wrote: Snipe: He's been cloned so many times, I'm surprised his DNA hasn't mutated yet.

Actually, I think we had a mutation a few days ago.

He had a pair of balls where his nostrils should have been, so his genes might need to be modified again. Fortunately, that was a spare clone of an already existing Snipe, so it was never concious.

I like the alternate dimension one, but I don't know how to move the mansion and labs to a different dimension, and it'd be really bad if the gate pinched off, unless the dimensional coordinates are stored somewhere.

I was thinking about the underground one, and then I though, how about building it into a mountain? We could have an invincible natural fortress that couldn't be removed without use of weapons of mass destruction.


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