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Burnt Crackers

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Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 13:05:00


So here I am, browsing and posting on the BBS, and I come across a slightly burned Cheez-It. It was the best Cheez-It I have ever had. Every bag has a few; it's just a cracker that is darker than the rest.
These things are delicious. Same with most other crackers! Take for example:
1. Goldfish crackers. The burned ones are rare.
2. Saltine crackers. You can tell these ones because the edges are darker.
3. Oyster crackers. Oh, man, small but good.
What other examples can you think of?
I, for one, always go for the burnt crackers first. Who's with me?

Also, not racist.

Response to Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 13:06:56


I personally love burnt Cheez-Its, more than regular ones. They need to sell overbaked Cheez-its.

Response to Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 13:07:59


You know whats the best?

Oysters on a burnt salitne cracka.

FUCK YES.


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Response to Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 13:09:21


i have sex with White Cheddar Cheez-its they're so fucking delicious.


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Response to Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 13:09:24


At 7/19/10 01:07 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You know whats the best?

Oysters on a burnt salitne cracka.

FUCK YES.

Fuck, I meant saltine.

Typos...


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Response to Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 13:16:42


For some reason I thought you were going to be talking about sun-burned white people...


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Response to Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 14:31:22


At 7/19/10 01:16 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: For some reason I thought you were going to be talking about sun-burned white people...

Indeed. Which is why I included the "Not Racist" line on the first post. I just had to make sure people didn't take it out of context.

Response to Burnt Crackers 2010-07-19 14:50:00


Burnt Cheez-its are amazing. They need to sell the burnt ones in boxes. I would buy them.