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Astrology is bullshit.

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Astrology is bullshit. Apr 28, 2004


Hey don't say I'm ripping off an idea off of Maddox, but if he wasn't already right. I am right now. I just learned that rejection sucks ass. Hey I just learned that someone wasn't interested in me give me a medal. And I'll put it on my shirt and it will read "Compleate Loser."

Fucking hell.

So anyways...(lets just ignore all the shit that happened with me and my ex) I have been crushing on this girl since the beggining of the year and FINALLY I worked up the courage to ask her out. But right after someone decided to read my horoscope. And it read, and I quote for this Saturday "If you have a bit of an argument this morning over a financial matter, don't let it ruin what's going to be a perfect evening. Perfectly sensual, that is. Treat yourself to only the most delicious things -- in all categories"

Well if all this is between me and my fucking hand then THANK GOD! I'm going to have a lovely night right after I finish sticking my head up my ass where it belongs.

So I actually got courage and I called her struck up a not so interesting conversation, ended up waking her up and I popped it out "hey I was wondering if you wanna do something with me this Saturday." Silence.

Those were the longest fucking 5 seconds of my life.

OH CRAP.
OH CRAP.
OH CRAP.

"uhhh I think I have plans."

BAH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT-COCK! If I wasn't trying to avoid serious injury I would of threw myself out into traffic at that moment. Cause if it wasn't already akward I have to go to school tomorrow and face this get this she's my next door neighbor, her older sister is my sisters friend, and her older brother who can kick my ass is in one of my classes and one of her other brothers is in the same grade as me and pretty soon I just gave him a compleat reason to ridicule me for the rest of my fucking high school years I can hear it now "HA HA YOU GOT REJECTED BY MY SISTER."

Why don't I just go to school tomorrow and lable Loser on everything I own and wear just so people aren't aware of it enough that I am.

What is the lesson learned? Take hints when someone isn't interested, Astrology is bullshit, and well...yeah life sucks at the moment.

I'm just going to be anti-social until the school year ends and hope everyone forgets it by the summer.


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my astronomy ( almost the same thing ) is a retard, this kid in our class knows more than she does, so she gave him a detention... i hate her, and yes, astrology and astronomy is bullshit

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erm i hate horiscopes too but thats a weird story you could start a anti horiscope club

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yeah it is a shitheap alright...

" Oh yeah if you were born in this month then girls from that month will be attracted to you..."

Ha, I laugh at myself for being so lonely.

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At 4/28/04 05:47 PM, XVII wrote: I just learned that rejection sucks ass.

I know that alright, almost killed myself

And I'll put it on my shirt and it will read "Compleate Loser."

I would like a shirt like that myself

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Yeah, I suppose, but rejection fucking sucks.

If I already didn't feel like mroe of a loser at this moment just wait until school tomorrow...


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At 4/28/04 05:48 PM, ShdowOfTheNite wrote: my astronomy ( almost the same thing ) is a retard, this kid in our class knows more than she does, so she gave him a detention... i hate her, and yes, astrology and astronomy is bullshit

Astronomy is the study of how objects in the universe work. Astrology is just a system that says the stars determine what we will do. The first is valid and the second is a load of BS designed to make people be held unaccountable.

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didn't read your story, just the first few lines, i'm guessing it's the same whiny crap we all say at some point. you've probably gone through it before, so just try and remember how much of an idiot you felt when you looked back at what a crybaby you were.

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At 4/28/04 05:57 PM, mentalis wrote:
Astronomy is the study of how objects in the universe work. Astrology is just a system that says the stars determine what we will do. The first is valid and the second is a load of BS designed to make people be held unaccountable.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure one of them isn't going to say I murder someone today.


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That's rough man

I think this picture by maddox pretty much sums up your attitude right now

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What? I missed the transition.

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At 4/28/04 06:01 PM, The_King_of_Wolves wrote: That's rough man

I think this picture by maddox pretty much sums up your attitude right now

forgot the pic.

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Robbie, here is your horoscope today.

"Sometimes it's just not worth it. Even if you're right. Why waste the energy?"

.miss.andrea.

{next time it'll cost you $5 a min.}

Response to Astrology is bullshit. Apr 28, 2004


Holy shit, fucking thing. Twice in a row...

Astrology is bullshit.

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At 4/28/04 06:05 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote: Robbie, here is your horoscope today.

"Sometimes it's just not worth it. Even if you're right. Why waste the energy?"

.miss.andrea.

{next time it'll cost you $5 a min.}

I'll be back after I got play in traffic.


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At 4/28/04 06:05 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote: Robbie, here is your horoscope today.

whats mine? hahahaha (kill)

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At 4/28/04 06:07 PM, sirevil wrote:
At 4/28/04 06:05 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote: Robbie, here is your horoscope today.
whats mine? hahahaha (kill)

what's your sign?

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At 4/28/04 06:24 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote:
what's your sign?

virgo? (born aug 30)

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At 4/28/04 06:33 PM, sirevil wrote:
At 4/28/04 06:24 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote:
what's your sign?
virgo? (born aug 30)

virgo huh? it makes sense.

you need love, I can see. You need to find someone who will give you the attention and love you deserve.

http://www.astrology.com/ssc/virgo.html

:)

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At 4/28/04 06:54 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote: virgo huh? it makes sense.

you need love, I can see. You need to find someone who will give you the attention and love you deserve.

http://www.astrology.com/ssc/virgo.html

The first thing I thought of after seeing this is "That's Your Horoscope for Today"

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

but yeah, they are 100% crap, I can't beleve that one scope of advice covers half a billion people (guessing) each.

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At 4/28/04 06:54 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote:
you need love, I can see. You need to find someone who will give you the attention and love you deserve.

not surpised it said that really, I been feel kind of alone for a latey, I'm guessing its because no one I talk to is round anymore

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At 4/28/04 07:12 PM, sirevil wrote:
At 4/28/04 06:54 PM, snAz2thaMaxXx4realz wrote:
you need love, I can see. You need to find someone who will give you the attention and love you deserve.
not surpised it said that really, I been feel kind of alone for a latey, I'm guessing its because no one I talk to is round anymore

Actually, that was my own personal opinion.

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BLAH!

Horoscopes have helped me very little so I am pissed.

I mean I will never get women either. I mean it seemed like this girl liked me then all of a sudden BOOM! No.

Total bullshit.


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The girl I like horoscope is right here...

"Quickie:
You're on today, in full force. Beware of a personality clash with a higher-up.

Overview:
Yes, you're quite fond of keeping a low profile. That won't be possible right now, however, so you'll have to find a way to handle your newfound celebrity. Smile and deal with it."

I'm starting not to get this thing.


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