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Funniest swear word combinations?

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I personally like fat fuck, or crazy cunt.
What are your favourite swear word combinations?
Discuss


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this is great and you are great,

I like muff garbage/muff cabbage.

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Anything mixed with "ass" is just grand and funny.

Cheap ass, shit ass, crazy ass, sexy ass, _____ ass.

It's all good.


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At 8/4/11 02:04 AM, Natick wrote: INB4

It's Lizard SHIT not piss.

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Muff whoa i haven't heard that one in a while...
I wanted to say granny fucking is pretty funny too.


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At 8/4/11 02:08 AM, Xenomit wrote: *RACIST JOKE*

Wanna' know how you can here every cus-word in exsistance in one sentence?

Step on a niggras shoes

I see what you did thair!

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At 8/4/11 02:10 AM, MiloBased wrote:
A pony penis.

That's great, I also recommend "donkey dicks".


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I LIKE MONEY

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Drat, drat and double drat.


Tick Tock

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mutterficker, haha thats german :)

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shitfuck. it's the only thing in this thread that's actually a combination of swear words.

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I think cock gobbler is the funniest. Just imagine it. A little monster running around gobbling up cocks.


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It's kinda old now, but dick wad always struck me as funny...
I mean it's a wad that comes from a dick... 8===D


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I made this one myself:

Cunt sucking Toad fucker

It hits hard and fast, like old leather.

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fuckface.

seriously, call someone a fuckface. it's just so funnay.

whatever fuckface.

Click the sig you bitch. Click it. CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

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cock-juggling thunder-cunt

makes me laugh every time i hear it


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At 8/4/11 04:11 AM, HasJoinedYourParty wrote: cock-juggling thunder-cunt

makes me laugh every time i hear it

Thunder cunt, that's a new one...


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Fuck-ass, wank-stain, the list is on-going.

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I like cunt-wanker, testicle-rapist, nipple-faggot, slut-nutsack, retard-shit, and royal-fucking-pain-in-the-ass.

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Nothing works quite so beautiful as just a string of 'fucks'.

You fucking fuck.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Asslicker cumballs.

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There's something kind of cute about "titty-twat".


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Dunderfuck. Used only to describe the stupiest of people. I.E Travis.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You fucking limpdick


The Blood Of Lost Souls Stains My Blade

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fucking cock sucker mother fucker lol

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Shitfucked Titwad.


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I personally like the phrase thunder-cunt

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You craptastical fagbasket!

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Fucking mucky muck from big tits town