At 9/11/11 04:24 AM, Gagsy wrote:

"Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this."

"Statistically 7/7 Brits won't get this."

At 9/11/11 05:05 AM, letiger wrote:

At 9/11/11 04:33 AM, Space-Whale wrote: I belieeeve I can flyyyyyyyy

I belive I can touch the ground~

Splat.

what is wrong with you guys joking about the people who died in 9/11, 200 people had to jump off the building due to the heat, some even jumped so their families could make sure that they died, 200 people that's more that the people who died in the smoke and the fire, you shouldn't joke around them if you don't want to end up like that

At 9/11/11 12:20 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote: you shouldn't joke around them if you don't want to end up like that

Chill pill, bro. Seriously, if you had only read the OP. There's a reason these are called jokes.

Why do people go to New York?
It's a blast.

I think its a good thing to laugh. Nothing makes the attack more meaningless to the terrorists then people openly laughing about it.

Trash.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What was the last pizza order placed at the WTC?

Two large planes!

Someone has definitely made that joke already ITT.

At 9/11/11 12:50 PM, Slint wrote: Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Never forget what!?

No its dead
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511192this was the best 9/11 movie and it has died arghhh!!

No its dead

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 1192

this was the best 9/11 movie and it has died arghhh!!

they shud let you edit posts or at least preview them

Here's one I came up with.

Q: What will happen if you kick a "truther" off the cliff?

A: The rest follows.

Ai am amur'cin and ai am uffendred. Imma sue yur butthole!

Why are 9/11 employees considered the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 stories in less than 10 seconds.

I linked to this thread to show how I honoured 9/11 on the Molten forums. Here is what I got. Eh, I had a 10 month no-ban record. There is nothing innapropriate about Newgrounds FORUMS. Not like this is the mature section <_<

Screw you Lyona or whoever banned me. But not you Critic.

typical american answer: "9/11 happened because terrorists hate my freedom"
Also related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUx VE

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"

This isn't funny guys. My dad died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

I literally cannot bring myself to joke about this.
You should all be ashamed.

At 9/11/11 02:43 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Why are 9/11 employees considered the fastest readers?
9/11 employees

What?

At 9/11/11 04:35 PM, POTaTOS wrote:

At 9/11/11 02:43 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Why are 9/11 employees considered the fastest readers?
9/11 employees

What?

The joke is that the 9/11 victims fell 100 stories when the towers collapsed.So thats like saying their the fastest readers because they went "through" 100 "stories" as in books that people read.But not actual books but levels in the building.Its a play on words.

At 9/11/11 04:29 AM, Tokecat wrote: LOL Starfox.

DO A BARREL ROLL!...right into the second tower...aaaaand Mission Accomplished.

At 9/11/11 04:40 PM, SouthAsian wrote:

The joke is that the 9/11 victims fell 100 stories when the towers collapsed.So thats like saying their the fastest readers because they went "through" 100 "stories" as in books that people read.But not actual books but levels in the building.Its a play on words.

No. 1 unwritten rule when it comes to joke telling is that you should never explain the joke.

Seriously what the hell? If someone doesn't get the joke then forget him.

At 9/11/11 09:46 AM, Adio wrote:

At 9/11/11 09:44 AM, Brass wrote: http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_570.swf

related

yes, this was what i chose for my first post in 6 months to be, deal with it

dude you stole my flash

You deserve a higher score on that flash, it is amazing and touched my heart.

At 9/11/11 04:42 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Seriously what the hell? If someone doesn't get the joke then forget him.

Your signature is cool.

At 9/11/11 04:42 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 9/11/11 04:40 PM, SouthAsian wrote:

The joke is that the 9/11 victims fell 100 stories when the towers collapsed.So thats like saying their the fastest readers because they went "through" 100 "stories" as in books that people read.But not actual books but levels in the building.Its a play on words.

No. 1 unwritten rule when it comes to joke telling is that you should never explain the joke.

Seriously what the hell? If someone doesn't get the joke then forget him.

Thats what I was thinking when I wrote the response, seriously.But I don't like leaving questions un answered.I will now provide 2 complimentary jokes free of charge.

What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
The 91st floor.

What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

11/09/2011 marks the tenth anniversary of a tragic experiment involving helipads on towers for planes.

At 9/11/11 04:55 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: 11/09/2011 marks the tenth anniversary of a tragic experiment involving helipads on towers for planes.

Fucking WIN

The ninth of November was the date we all decided to not give a fuck.

Have you heard about American Airlines new promotion?
They will fly you from the airport straight to your office!

At 9/11/11 04:40 PM, SouthAsian wrote:

At 9/11/11 04:35 PM, POTaTOS wrote:

At 9/11/11 02:43 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Why are 9/11 employees considered the fastest readers?
9/11 employees

What?

The joke is that the 9/11 victims fell 100 stories when the towers collapsed.So thats like saying their the fastest readers because they went "through" 100 "stories" as in books that people read.But not actual books but levels in the building.Its a play on words.

But... the buildings that were destroyed were not called 9/11. How does someone work under the employ of a certain day of the year? It was called the World Trade Center.