It occurs to me, quite vaguely I might add, that the most hilarious thing you could ever do to a girl is text her a picture of your butthole.
Every guy sends dick pics. They're like cock mug shots. Noone wants that.
Do something original.
Pop a shot of your brown knot.
Text it to someone.
How can this possibly go wrong?
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At 9/25/11 10:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
How can this possibly go wrong?
I dunno. Seems pretty foolproof. If someone asks you what it is, couldn't you say it was your belly button?
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Only you would do this Funk you sleezy ass mother fucker.
At 9/25/11 10:08 PM, ZJ wrote:At 9/25/11 10:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:How can this possibly go wrong?I dunno. Seems pretty foolproof. If someone asks you what it is, couldn't you say it was your belly button?
I haven't seen my butthole properly, but I'd sure as hell hope my belly button doesn't look like my stink star.
That sounds extremely unfunny and childish.
How about sending her gory images? That sounds much more fun and amusing.
there is always plausible deniability to, how can they prove it's your asshole?
At 9/25/11 10:13 PM, Space-Whale wrote:At 9/25/11 10:12 PM, DarkMatter wrote: there is always plausible deniability to, how can they prove it's your asshole?Well, I don't see how they could prove it'd be a picture of your dick, either.
Well, they could prove it was A dick, and that would probably get you in trouble.
But a doing a photo shoot of your poop chute?
It would take them a long time just to figure out what the hell the picture was of!
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Yeah, it'd be hard to get a good picture of your poo-pucker.
But I agree it'd be hard to identify you by your stink stash..
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I can't see any holes in the logic of sending someone a pic o your chocolate bellybutton. Might have to try it.
At 9/25/11 10:26 PM, cast wrote:At 9/25/11 10:12 PM, mothballs wrote: That sounds extremely unfunny and childish.You mean like a picture of your moist sweaty gooch which is bloody and raw from being rubbed against your boxers pressed tightly against a low class passenger jet seat due to zero comfort gory?
How about sending her gory images? That sounds much more fun and amusing.
This could work, but I was thinking of cutting off your dick, pointing it straight up, and then take pics/videos of the fountain. It would be the most beautiful fountain in history.
At 9/25/11 10:28 PM, Yert wrote:At 9/25/11 10:09 PM, Yert wrote: selling pictures of my asshole 50$ a pieceSO NO ONE WANTS A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY ASS, HUH?
WHAT IF I THREW IN A SHOT OF MY BALLS FOR FREE, WHAT THEN?
Do you take cash or credit?
At 9/25/11 10:28 PM, Lintire wrote: I can't see any holes in the logic of sending someone a pic o your chocolate bellybutton. Might have to try it.
I'm thinking there will be a whole new phenomena of brown butterfly pictures on phones. Imagine how hilarious it could be, if your mom's new boyfriend sent her a pic of his dirt canoe unexpectedly.
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I usually just send a picture of my nipple. That's enough to make a girl get turned on.
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