Japanese Oppai (Boob) Pudding!?!

[ZJ]

While I was bumming around on the internet today, I found out that Japan has this food product called "Oppai Pudding". Essentially it's a candy/dessert item that is pudding formed to look like two breasts, complete with nipples. These things are even packaged so that you have to unhook a paper bra to get to them. I was amazed that this existed and I'm wondering who would come up with this. I mean, I know the Japanese are considered weird, but this was just nuts to me. It's like a pervert's dream come true. You can literally eat boobs with this shit. I'm amazed that I've never seen this in America in places like Spencer's Gifts. :P

So, have any of you guys ever seen this? It's pretty funny/weird.

Warning, if you consider food products that are modeled after a girl's tits to be NSFW, that link is probably best opened when you're at home.

[LittleWashu]

No, but you forget that America is one of the most repressed countries on the planet when it comes to this stuff. The government trying to pass Sopa and Pipa is even more proof of this.

[Anti-pie]

Them silly Asians man.

[Quinny]

Amazing!

[Idiot-Finder]

Japan is the same place that has a vending machine for panties, not that surprising. Also, is that Nami from One Piece?

[TheMajormel]

Looks yummy.

I'm not being perverted here.

[LittleWashu]

At 1/24/12 05:20 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 1/24/12 05:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: The government trying to pass Sopa and Pipa is even more proof of this.

those acts have NOTHING to do with pronography

I know, I was talking about censorship. In all honesty do you think that they would sell anything like that in America do to our laws? I think not because the government here wants to tell us everything we can and can't do. If that product came out here, it would get shut down real quick.

[tarahloveshentai]

I'm never surprised by the stuff that comes from Japan anymore. They're not sexually oppressed, well at least not in the television, porn, trinkets, and toys sense. The people are another story.

[ZJ]

At 1/24/12 05:26 PM, LittleWashu wrote: If that product came out here, it would get shut down real quick.

Shut down by who? The government can't control everything. There's still adult stores that sell pornographic materials, ya know...

[PrincessLuna]

Reminds me of the chocolate willies and boobs they sell at my local sex shop.

[kiljoy96]

At 1/24/12 07:33 PM, ZJ wrote: The government can't control everything.

Yet.

[ashett]

She is white but has chocolate titties. Flawed

[ExplosionSauce58]

I wish I could live off that stuff.

Not really, that's fucking weird.

[111122223138]

Can you imagine eating one of those in public?

[JackRabbitStudios]

At 1/24/12 05:26 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 1/24/12 05:20 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 1/24/12 05:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: The government trying to pass Sopa and Pipa is even more proof of this.

those acts have NOTHING to do with pronography

I know, I was talking about censorship. In all honesty do you think that they would sell anything like that in America do to our laws? I think not because the government here wants to tell us everything we can and can't do. If that product came out here, it would get shut down real quick.

God bless America.

You forget that free market is a big deal in the U.S. As long as it can be sold, it will be made.

[TheMajormel]

At 1/24/12 07:40 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Can you imagine eating one of those in public?

I'd like to eat one in highschool.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Hell I'll eat 'em! The more weird japan gets, the more I love them.

[NightShade777]

you never cease to suprise me japan

[GenericName54]

It's probably not sold in supermarkets or convenience stores. Things like this are generally reserved for novelty shops, the kind of place that, even in America, gets you a groan and an eye roll if you mention you're going there.

They're just not obscure alleyway shops in Japan, is all.

[ModernPatriot]

ZJ, are you stupid? How is someone(primarily men) liking breasts sexual perversion?

[BurnThisPlaceDown]

At 1/24/12 08:14 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: ZJ, are you stupid? How is someone(primarily men) liking breasts sexual perversion?

Sexuality is evil and all men are pigs.

[Anubis]

I just ordered 90 of em'.

[TheMajormel]

Does anyone know a website where they sell stuff from japan? I wanna see more of their merchandise.

[Suprememessage]

At 1/24/12 08:18 PM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote:

At 1/24/12 08:14 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: ZJ, are you stupid? How is someone(primarily men) liking breasts sexual perversion?

Sexuality is evil and all men are pigs.

This is a troll, move along, nothing to see here.

Sexuality isn't evil, without it we wouldn't be able to reproduce, so we'd be extinct.

[Anubis]

At 1/24/12 05:26 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 1/24/12 05:20 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 1/24/12 05:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: The government trying to pass Sopa and Pipa is even more proof of this.

those acts have NOTHING to do with pronography

I know, I was talking about censorship. In all honesty do you think that they would sell anything like that in America do to our laws? I think not because the government here wants to tell us everything we can and can't do. If that product came out here, it would get shut down real quick.

Are you fucking stupid? Or just fucking stupid?

You're really fucking stupid. Everything you just said is total fucking bullshit. Go to any mall, walk into a fucking spencers, and you're entire world will be blown.

[BurnThisPlaceDown]

At 1/24/12 08:20 PM, Suprememessage wrote: This is a troll, move along, nothing to see here.

Sexuality isn't evil, without it we wouldn't be able to reproduce, so we'd be extinct.

Oh god, if only I had that image explaining the difference between someone telling a joke and trolling. This would be the perfect time to use it.

[LittleWashu]

At 1/24/12 08:22 PM, Anubis wrote:
Are you fucking stupid? Or just fucking stupid?

You're really fucking stupid. Everything you just said is total fucking bullshit. Go to any mall, walk into a fucking spencers, and you're entire world will be blown.

I actually have been to spencers before. Hell I even own some of the stuff that was sold in that store. But my point I was making before still stands. Maybe for now we have a lot of these freedoms, but it will only be a matter of time before the government find a way to cut these.

[JackRabbitStudios]

At 1/24/12 08:19 PM, Anubis wrote: I just ordered 90 of em'.

Did you order 45 (one for each breast) or 90 pairs (totaling 180 breasts)?

Either way, that's a whole tally of titties.

[ModernPatriot]

At 1/24/12 08:18 PM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote:

At 1/24/12 08:14 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: ZJ, are you stupid? How is someone(primarily men) liking breasts sexual perversion?

Sexuality is evil and all men are pigs.

Yeah well..... WOMEN ARE SLUTS WHO MANIPULATE MEN WITH THEIR SEXUALITY TO GET MONEY.

SO WHO'S THE FUCKING EVIL ONE?

[LittleWashu]

At 1/24/12 09:06 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 1/24/12 08:18 PM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote:

At 1/24/12 08:14 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: ZJ, are you stupid? How is someone(primarily men) liking breasts sexual perversion?

Sexuality is evil and all men are pigs.

Yeah well..... WOMEN ARE SLUTS WHO MANIPULATE MEN WITH THEIR SEXUALITY TO GET MONEY.

SO WHO'S THE FUCKING EVIL ONE?

More women who do that, don't really want to do it. Most of them are trying to support either their families, themselves, or sadly an addiction.