At 9/22/01 02:25 PM, ki1o wrote:

At 9/22/01 02:31 AM, OrangeClock wrote:
Strawberry Clock rules the portal. If he deems it appropriate for one of the Clock Crew to submit several movies and give them high ratings, so be it.

No one likes the clock crew, not even Tom Fulp. He thought that letter was stupid and funny, so he posted it for people to reply to it. Strawberry Clock is a little bitch just like all the other gay clocks on the portal.

BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM,

I agree! They said they were not crossing lines, yet THEY WERE! THEY CONSTANTLY STEAL MOVIES! I have seen many movies submitted by the "Cock Crew" (p.s. they deserve all the abuse they get. They know why!)

At 9/8/01 11:46 AM, TomFulp wrote:
Just some quick reminders:

Disorderly launched this week and you must play it!

Disorderly Merchandise is available and it is HOT! Buy today!

Newgrounds Messenger Bags are only available until the end of the month!



Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew" - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock". They submit movies that tick everyone off, and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!



Subject: "Clock" situation



Dear Mr. Tom Fulp,

I would first like to state that going to Newgrounds.com over the past few days has been a burden rather than the fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. This is due mainly to the fact that the

so-called "Clock Crew" has been dealt a gross injustice by fellow users of the web site. Not only have numerous users of Newgrounds.com offended us several times on the BBS and in movie reviews, but they have also taken the liberty of making and submitting degrading Flash movies using our likeness to convey hatred, anger, and downright bigotry toward us. The following is a list of movies that we feel break the Newgrounds.com rules and therefore should result in account deletion or, in extreme cases, a ban to the users listed.



Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:



anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"

anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"

Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"

Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"

Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"

StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"

Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"

Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"

Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"

Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"

Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"

StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"

Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"



Not only are the movies both offensive and extremely inappropriate for the content of Newgrounds.com, but the authors make numerous threats to the so-called "Clock Crew," including death threats, threats to our family and friends, and talk of violent or homosexual

acts directed toward us. This harassment is not limited to Flash movies, however, it can also be found in the reviews for the aforementioned movies, and on the BBS chat.



If that is not shocking enough, users tend to vote "X" or "0" without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve. Several users (Pants01, Mr_Congeniality, GrandmasterJ, ChronoBasher, MrLicky, Quirion_Dryad, and VdIbV, to name a few)

search for our movies and specifically vote "X" or "0" to get them deleted so we cannot be a part of the Newgrounds.com community. These users have not been provoked by us in any way, they simply do not like us because they think the movies we make are "stupid" and

have "no effort" put into them, despite the fact that these people create movies of poor quality themselves or do not create movies at all.



This aggravation has led to a disliking of our visits to Newgrounds.com when having to face the humility of being called a "faggot," among other disheartening words, reading users' posts describing various acts of violence which they would like to act upon us, and having our quality movies deleted for no good reason day after day.



We feel that these users should be dealt with immediately seeing as they are trying to get our accounts deleted and/or banned because they believe that we are somehow violating our Newgrounds.com agreement as well. With the exception of one movie made by StrawberryClock in retaliation for the 13 or so "anti-StrawberryClock" movies, we have not crossed any lines or broken any rules set by the good folks at Newgrounds.com. All we want is fair treatment and justice served for those whom segregate the Portal.



Thank You.



So, what does everyone think of this? :)

get this clockos your movies suck especially that movie sss by that retarded freak starwberry clock theese guys should be permanently banned. there families are probably also a bunch of retards so heres my response sincerely headexploder

I agree with the Clock Crew. I like most of their movies, they make me laugh. Even though they are poor quality I find them funny.

As for the threats, that should not be tolerated. If someone hates a movie they shouldn't hate the author, just the movie.

At 9/22/01 10:48 PM, StrawberryCIock wrote: Im sorry. Im just a stupid retard.

TOM PLEASE BAN MY STRAWBERRYCLOCK ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!
Seriously

Finally.

I have seen all of th movies in the clock crew section
Most all of the suck, yes, MOST, and all by Strawberry_Clock suck.

Heh, I have never see a score low as 0.48 before...

At 9/8/01 02:41 PM, dagger_happy wrote: *WHY* did you have to do that, Tom? The only reason Strawberry clock has done all this shit is to get the attention that he is obviously deprived of in the real world.

I have been deprivedi n real life, but I don't go out and make shitty movies.

anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"
anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"
Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"
StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"
Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"
Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"
Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"
Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"
Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"
StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"
Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"

Seen them all, reviewed them all.

i think the clock stuff is pretty funny; and bowie is a good movie.

Hooray for all the clocks!!!! I think Its the most ho-fucking-larious thing to happen to this dreary portal!
Mabye Ill change ym name to CheeseClock

Love the Clock Crew section Tom, except you've forgotten DingleberryClock's Clock related movies, and the movies by Lemon_Clock, EskimoClock, and myself.

At 9/22/01 02:25 PM, ki1o wrote:

At 9/22/01 02:31 AM, OrangeClock wrote:
Strawberry Clock rules the portal. If he deems it appropriate for one of the Clock Crew to submit several movies and give them high ratings, so be it.

No one likes the clock crew, not even Tom Fulp. He thought that letter was stupid and funny, so he posted it for people to reply to it. Strawberry Clock is a little bitch just like all the other gay clocks on the portal.

BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM, BAN THE CLOCKS TOM,

You have lots of anger Ki1o... maybe I should make a movie about that. :)

throw these pussies out tom

ClockCrew, you come to Newgrounds, the Phoenix's new nest, run your mouth saying "We're the king of Newgrounds. We own you, vote 5 or else.." ahhh...shut your mouth, and listen close! I've seen you movies, and they suck harder than a secratery at Clinton's Harlem office!
You talk about being great at movies, you want the be the king of the Portal, well my stuffed animal humpin' litte friends, get your dicks out of the coke bottles, your head out of your asses, get up from the circlejerk that is your pathetic little lives and make something that will be with the bytes consumed in it creation.

In short, Strawberry, and the rest of you boot-licking litte peons to the gigantic crap that is his work and life, JUST BRING IT.

"God must love stupid people. He sure as hell makes enough of them."

Gooseberry Clock's taken!

At 9/22/01 10:48 PM, StrawberryCIock wrote: Im sorry. Im just a stupid retard.

TOM PLEASE BAN MY STRAWBERRYCLOCK ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!
Seriously

Finaly! You start to make since!

As I've said before...
"i'm not any of the clock crew, i'm dead serious. if you can look at what they're doing at a level deeper than "i want to see people die, tits, or shit blow up" then you are a moron. the clock crew is packaging the same pap that you normally look at, just in a different style."
the normal shit that makes it to the top is sophmoric, intellectually devoid, overall boring.
clock at least makes the site fun.

oh well.. dont listen to the clock crew they suck its they're fault anyways. They knew there crap would suck so why the send it in?

At 10/6/01 01:44 AM, Mutilated-Puppet wrote: oh well.. dont listen to the clock crew they suck its they're fault anyways. They knew there crap would suck so why the send it in?

---
Because they like to rile the short tempered people up

The clock crew might still live on somewhat, and some movies will stay on the portal...

I know one thing is for sure...STRAWBERRY CLOCK AND HIS MOVIES ARE GOING DOWN!!!

Ok..... first of all.... they wanted to ban all the people who were being unfair or offensive. That means more then 9/10ths of newgrounds. And by the way. Whats the deal with B. U said people were being unfair and voting 0 or X before they watched the movie? That wasn't a movie that wasn't even a picture. It was the letter B. If anyone deserves to be banned. It would have to be the people who clog up newgrounds with crap.

Come on, guys. Let's just forgive and forget, so that we can get back to what's important: watching people get shit on, blown up, set on fire, pissed on, getting blowjobs... chicks with huge breasts dress-up games, homophobic movies made by guys names "BigBalla69", fat chicks getting killed by semi trucks, and shitty "Kill Osama Bin Laden... Again!" games. Yes indeed, all the things that make the Portal great. Ah. ha. ha. haaa.

At 10/9/01 05:32 PM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: The clock crew might still live on somewhat, and some movies will stay on the portal...

I know one thing is for sure...STRAWBERRY CLOCK AND HIS MOVIES ARE GOING DOWN!!!

they sure are!!!!!!!!

I wonder if anyone has made the account Strawberry_Cock yet

I ain't making any more accounts.

List of Clocks

Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock

Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks

At 11/6/01 02:16 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: List of Clocks

Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock

Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks

and they all suck

List of Clocks

Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock

Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks

Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)

List of Clocks

Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock
Cucumber Clock

Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks (Hamburger Clock)

Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)

My clock movie just got kicked off. Oh anyway, fuk all o` ya clock crew.

At 11/9/01 03:39 AM, brandondutton21 wrote: My clock movie just got kicked off. Oh anyway, fuk all o` ya clock crew.

Damn right!!!!!!!!!!