What two keys can't open any door?

[SatanBrain]

[ChiralAnomaly]

Encryption keys.

[ChiralAnomaly]

At 3/12/20 04:27 AM, Leidolfr wrote:What's the one thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?

Hydrogen, or any gas that is lighter than air.

[SatanBrain]

At 3/12/20 04:54 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 3/12/20 04:52 AM, Sobolev wrote:

At 3/12/20 04:27 AM, Leidolfr wrote:What's the one thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?

Hydrogen, or any gas that is lighter than air.

whats the one thing you can put into a FULL barrel to make it lighter.

Termites?

[Cyberdevil]

Lowkey and a key of cocaine... right?

[Chdonga]

That looks like the key to open Kingdom Hearts

[DamnedByFate]

The donkey and the hankey.

[Painbringer]

At 3/12/20 10:53 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:The donkey and the hankey.

I was gonna say donkey and monkey.

Then again, monkeys can turn knobs.

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/12/20 02:00 PM, Painbringer wrote:Then again, monkeys can turn knobs.

That's why I didn't go with monkey.

[Painbringer]

At 3/12/20 02:02 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:That's why I didn't go with monkey.

Oh, turkey!

The bird, not the country.

[Yomuchan]

At 3/12/20 04:26 AM, satanbrain wrote:

You could use this to bash a door in good.

[NeonSpider]

Any random two keys.

First off, there are many keys which do not open doors. Perhaps they open padlocks or something else. So none of these keys open doors.

Secondly, even keys which open doors cannot open any door. They open only the door they were designed to open.

Thus pick any two keys arbitrarily and they cannot open any door.

[TurkeyOnAStick]

At 3/12/20 10:53 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:The donkey

Donkeys open the door to people’s hearts.

Hence donkey sanctuaries.

and the hankey.

Unlocks the snot from my nose.

[Kirbomatic]

At 3/13/20 11:44 AM, NeonSpider wrote:Any random two keys.

First off, there are many keys which do not open doors. Perhaps they open padlocks or something else. So none of these keys open doors.

Secondly, even keys which open doors cannot open any door. They open only the door they were designed to open.

Thus pick any two keys arbitrarily and they cannot open any door.

...I think that you're overthinking things, unlike the person who put a donkey and a hankey.

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/13/20 11:51 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 3/12/20 10:53 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:The donkey

Donkeys open the door to people’s hearts.

Well, not mine. I'm not an ass man. Sorry.

[megadoctor]

A badge and a gun

[BillyRedSnake]

At 3/12/20 04:27 AM, Leidolfr wrote:What's the one thing you can put into a barrel to make it lighter?

A lit match.

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/13/20 01:54 PM, SethSkoda wrote:

At 3/13/20 11:54 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/13/20 11:51 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 3/12/20 10:53 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:The donkey

Donkeys open the door to people’s hearts.

Well, not mine. I'm not an ass man. Sorry.

I'm all about dat ass

Hey, I'm not judging. Still better to be an ass man than a butt boy.

[SatanBrain]

At 3/14/20 03:28 PM, Mist wrote:the keys to my heart

Your heart has four doors, so the keys open doors by definition.