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Attention Shitposters!

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Attention Shitposters! May 20, 2020


So @Wegra apparently made a thread that got spam banned, resulting in everyone in the thread getting a short ban for participating, leading to a short discussion about whether we should be stepping in on threads like these nowadays.


The bottom line is the forums aren’t very toxic nowadays and most people here have good intentions. People get bored though and sometimes they make too many new topics, with half-assed attempts at starting conversation and no one really gets much out of it.


So I’d like to try an experiment: Next time you’re bored and want to make a random topic, try to think of a topic that is actually relevant to content being shared on Newgrounds. To get a feel for the possibilities, I tried to churn out a few topics real quick:


What console would Ritz have been a good mascot for?


What studio intro would have been nuts in Studio World?


Did you try the new Volty’s Quest levels update?


What’s your favorite SailrMoonRedraw so far?


What would you want to see in a future Picollage?


What audio portal song do you think would be cool with lyrics? (inspired by this)


Maybe this idea is stupid but I think it would make General feel more tied in to the rest of the site and you might start some interesting conversations. Keep this in mind next time you’re trying to think of what to post about!


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At 5/20/20 11:21 AM, TomFulp wrote:Attention Shitposters!


hey that me


hey

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I haven’t made a thread about shit and maybe I will do it next time.


Shit has everyone’s interest apparently.


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Tom, I have been saying this since late 2005 but this has been constantly falling on deaf ears.


Get rid of the destroy tool. Especially since it has a 30:14 option. If there is a reason a thread starter needs to be banned for 30 days, I still can't see any justification for a 2 week ban for all participants.


Also, the programmers should get in what I believe is a bug. When someone gets banned, they get banned slightly longer than what the ban was for. I experienced this myself a while ago and thought it would have been identified and fixed by now. Nope. Look at what I saw on my FB feed last night from a person I don't know who got a 3 day band with 2+ hours on top by default.

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Right around the same time that you made this thread I made a newgrounds related thread here:


https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1452205


Also, random topic. I've been thinking about how fun those old events were where we found hidden gems on the website that didn't get enough attention. Do you think we could try that again sometime? Maybe when we have some down time in between Jams?

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At 5/20/20 11:48 AM, Fro wrote:Also, random topic. I've been thinking about how fun those old events were where we found hidden gems on the website that didn't get enough attention. Do you think we could try that again sometime? Maybe when we have some down time in between Jams?


I actually started prepping a new Treasure Hunt post right at the start of lockdown... The big reason I stopped the annual Treasure Hunt was that I never finished the 2012 hunt and felt really shitty about that... People made thousands of suggestions and it was taking weeks to go through them. 2012 was also like the worst year ever for a whole bunch of reasons. I've always felt like I need to finish that hunt before starting another... Somewhere at the office I have a bunch of notes based on my progress going through the entries. For now I should just move on, though.


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At 5/20/20 11:47 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote:Also, the programmers should get in what I believe is a bug. When someone gets banned, they get banned slightly longer than what the ban was for. I experienced this myself a while ago and thought it would have been identified and fixed by now. Nope. Look at what I saw on my FB feed last night from a person I don't know who got a 3 day band with 2+ hours on top by default.

I think that’s in place so if someone’s a knob at 11:58pm Philly time, they do get a 3 day ban and not a 2 day 2min ban. It could be changed to a 36 hour ban, though.


... also how convinced are you that that ban message is recent or real?

Which of the active mods would use “epic” in a sentence?!


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At 5/20/20 12:09 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:... also how convinced are you that that ban message is recent or real?
Which of the active mods would use “epic” in a sentence?!


This particular ban was likely lifted almost as quickly after it was given out. If it was real. No one here has an issue with obvious joke bans. I'm more concerned about the expiration date so let's not distract ourselves from that core issue.


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At 5/20/20 12:22 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:I’m more concerned about the expiration date so let's not distract ourselves from that core issue.

[checks the opening post]

I thought the core issue was shit poasting.


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Guys, senpai noticed us!

And he's finally sick of our shit!!!


RedSnake's the name, out of character and gae is the game.

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At 5/20/20 12:09 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:
At 5/20/20 11:47 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote:Also, the programmers should get in what I believe is a bug. When someone gets banned, they get banned slightly longer than what the ban was for. I experienced this myself a while ago and thought it would have been identified and fixed by now. Nope. Look at what I saw on my FB feed last night from a person I don't know who got a 3 day band with 2+ hours on top by default.
I think that’s in place so if someone’s a knob at 11:58pm Philly time, they do get a 3 day ban and not a 2 day 2min ban. It could be changed to a 36 hour ban, though.

... also how convinced are you that that ban message is recent or real?
Which of the active mods would use “epic” in a sentence?!


I'll have you know if i was still a mod I'd hit GoryBlizzard with a 10 year ban!!!


(JK!!!)


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At 5/20/20 01:28 PM, TheNewEJR wrote:


I'll have you know if i was still a mod I'd hit GoryBlizzard with a 10 year ban!!!

(JK!!!)

E P I C

P I C E

I C E P

C E P I


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At 5/20/20 01:06 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:Guys, senpai noticed us!
And he's finally sick of our shit!!!


Look on the plus side: A mod is officially poasting. Poasting. With an A.

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At 5/20/20 11:59 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 5/20/20 11:48 AM, Fro wrote:Also, random topic. I've been thinking about how fun those old events were where we found hidden gems on the website that didn't get enough attention. Do you think we could try that again sometime? Maybe when we have some down time in between Jams?

I actually started prepping a new Treasure Hunt post right at the start of lockdown... The big reason I stopped the annual Treasure Hunt was that I never finished the 2012 hunt and felt really shitty about that... People made thousands of suggestions and it was taking weeks to go through them. 2012 was also like the worst year ever for a whole bunch of reasons. I've always felt like I need to finish that hunt before starting another... Somewhere at the office I have a bunch of notes based on my progress going through the entries. For now I should just move on, though.


What about updating this thing since we are bringing up ôld stuff?

https://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/about-newgrounds/history/meets-and-events

Also LOL EPIX


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At 5/20/20 01:28 PM, TheNewEJR wrote:I'll have you know if i was still a mod I'd hit GoryBlizzard with a 10 year ban!!!

(JK!!!)


Hi EJR.


Hope all is well. IDK why you seem to pop up every time I least expect it. Is it because I still exist or am about to go to Target? One or the other.


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He's just making this thread to distract us so he doesn't have to take us to McDonald's.

I want my fries.


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You know, I have always wanted to make a fan discussion thread about the Nightmare Cops but I'm terrafied that Wegra or anyone might not know and then will bomb the thread with memes and go fuck yourselves type of shit.


Maybe I am insecure about posting lately or I'm just unmotivated.


Or a thread about underrated yet popular games or trends but it will always be a fuck it, people will just spam shit.


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At 5/20/20 05:16 PM, NekoMika wrote:
At 5/20/20 05:05 PM, WonderSchwifty wrote:You know, I have always wanted to make a fan discussion thread about the Nightmare Cops but I'm terrafied that Wegra or anyone might not know and then will bomb the thread with memes and go fuck yourselves type of shit.

Maybe I am insecure about posting lately or I'm just unmotivated.

Or a thread about underrated yet popular games or trends but it will always be a fuck it, people will just spam shit.

I doubt people would spam it that much, maybe an off-topic or nonsense post here and there if the thread got bad, can always send one of us a PM to look into and help clean up the thread for you.


Ah, thank god the mods exist, to help


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At 5/20/20 05:11 PM, Sekhem wrote:wegra confirmed worst poster by tom


I actually really like wegra, shitposts aside.


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At 5/20/20 04:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote:He's just making this thread to distract us so he doesn't have to take us to McDonald's.
I want my fries.


Sorry have to wait until the quarantine ends.


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At 5/20/20 05:45 PM, TomFulp wrote:
At 5/20/20 04:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote:He's just making this thread to distract us so he doesn't have to take us to McDonald's.
I want my fries.

Sorry have to wait until the quarantine ends.


Not if I travel down south for the few that have reopened over here.

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Wegra is a great guy and NGBBS is way too slow for people to take stupid posts so seriously. There's a block button in plain sight if a user is annoying you with their constant chatter.


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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At 5/20/20 01:59 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 5/20/20 01:28 PM, TheNewEJR wrote:I'll have you know if i was still a mod I'd hit GoryBlizzard with a 10 year ban!!!

(JK!!!)

Hi EJR.

Hope all is well. IDK why you seem to pop up every time I least expect it. Is it because I still exist or am about to go to Target? One or the other.


both


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At 5/20/20 09:40 PM, TheNewEJR wrote:both


You know, there is a guy giving a blowjob to my roommate right now who hasn't gotten laid in a while and he looks and sounds just like you. I forgot to ask if he was you. Jesus Christ, save me from those slurping sounds. Maybe that's your way of torturing me.


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At 5/20/20 08:07 PM, JosephStarr wrote:Giving everybody a ban for posting goofy stuff in a topic that was going nowhere is harsh.


I would go further and assert that there is no clear objective standard to define a 'spam' thread so the recent bans are just arbitrary exercises of mods power.


Most threads reasonably qualify for 'spam' threads: They often add little value to the General Forum other than giggles and those that are labelled as 'spam' aren't much different. Threads are evaluated against an ever-changing yardstick that probably depends on the moods and personal tastes of some moderators.


If there ever was a rule against making 'spam' threads, then people couldn't be expected to comply with it because it is so unclear and 'spam' threads are prevalent.


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At 5/20/20 08:07 PM, JosephStarr wrote:People got banned for simply participating in a shitpoasting thread?
Unless their activity was somehow disrupting other threads/portals, kinda like starting a riot or something, that seems kinda harsh.


Those bans are automatic if a mod uses the destroy tool, in which they are given set of possible ratios from 30:14 (thread starter gets banned 30 days, all participants get banned 14 days) to 3:0 (thread starter gets banned 3 days, participants get banned none). In the middle are 3:1, 7:3 and 14:7. It is a lazy way of banning and was created at a time (August 2005) when mods were encouraged to be more like police officers instead of encouraging more positive community engagement. It's for this reason that I think if modern modding wants to reflect the current realities of posting, there should be no destroy tool at all.


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Im glad wegra got banned, his topics are retarded

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He didn't get banned, he got a hernia and will be out for a while.


damn, that makes 3.

Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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At 5/20/20 11:21 AM, TomFulp wrote:So @Wegra apparently made a thread that got spam banned


whoever did that should get free merch

true nger


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At 5/20/20 05:45 PM, TomFulp wrote:
At 5/20/20 04:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote:He's just making this thread to distract us so he doesn't have to take us to McDonald's.
I want my fries.

Sorry have to wait until the quarantine ends.


If they are true highlanders, they'll survive this cunt virus.


At 5/20/20 08:07 PM, JosephStarr wrote:People got banned for simply participating in a shitpoasting thread?


Yes, that is a thing, and it's happened to me as well.