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Why shave Mar 4, 2022
What is even wrong with beard anyway?
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Response to Why shave Mar 4, 2022
There is nothing wrong with beard unless your beard is ultra patchy and makes you look like you need to stay 500 feet away from a school
so I shave
Latest submission: Submerged
Can't grow a beard, but can grow enough for an ultra shitty stubble.
Truly, I am suffering.
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"Nixon had powers including, but not limited to: telekinesis, super speed, superhuman strength, invisibility, and mind control."
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I dislike feeling hair on my face when I touch it.
He who hath no beard is less than a man.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
If you're a big fat guy it hides your double chin.
I don’t like hair. It’s course, and rough, and gets everywhere. That’s why I try and only have hair on my head and other head.
Queer Starscream
i don't want to be called a neckbeard
its time of the year
