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Dankmen NFTs

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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:04:57


Smoking a fat one

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:06:55


At 4/1/22 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote:Once Again: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen! You will have the opportunity to bid on one soon.


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:07:45


At 4/1/22 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote:Our new Dankmen NFTs just dropped!

I bought them all up because I knew I’d be featuring them and generating a lot of interest. My plan is to sell them one at a time over the coming months, for increasingly higher prices as hype increases.

The added perk of owning a Dankmen NFT is that if you make it your NG profile picture, you’ll be awarded with a pentagon border. Right now I’m the only person with a pentagon border but in the months ahead, a few lucky (and preferably rich) folks will be joining this exclusive club.

In the meantime, enjoy looking at my Dankmen! This is a good time to think about which one is your favorite and save up money / take out a loan to make an offer. Don't be left feeling like you missed the investment of a lifetime!

Important: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen!

Cheeky Dankman by @Potatoman

Dormroom Dankman by @DaemonPlus

Spencer's Gifts Store Dankman by @Joe-Mega

Daffy Dankman by @PhantomArcade

Hyper Dankman by @LobsterMango

16-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

8-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

Officers' Club by @PhantomArcade

Big thanks to @Potatoman for the promo banner and site skin, along with organizing the Dankmen crew!

Once Again: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen! You will have the opportunity to bid on one soon.


I know it's supposed to be a joke, but I actually really love these

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:08:33


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saved them all. someone pls pay me 100 million dollars for this.

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:15:47


Tom after we screenshot these bad boys:


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:15:50


THE BLOCK CHAIN DOSENT LIE!!!!

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:20:09


Nice april Fool Joke


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:20:25


Mine is so unique it didn't even get mentioned


bro i'm tired

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:20:41


At 4/1/22 09:01 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 4/1/22 07:15 AM, DamnedBySevenSeize wrote:If you allow financing, I can go $130,000 and do $76,000 as my down payment.

Could you maybe consider re-mortgaging your home? Rates are still good right now and you will get a solid return on your Dankman.


Just got off the phone with the bank, they're faxing the paperwork over to your office right now.


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:23:39 (edited 2022-04-01 09:30:53)


Hey @DamnedByFate


Ya dare me to tell him? This will be the ONLY day I'll do it.....


Side note, these are really cool.


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:24:24


NFT: screenshotted

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:26:42


AW HELL NAH I AIN'T BUYING THESE! NEVER! NEVER IN MY LIFE! I'LL DIE BEFORE I EVER CONSIDER INVESTING IN THESE! THERE IS NO WAY I WILL EVER BUY A DANKMAN!

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:28:19 (edited 2022-04-01 09:28:43)


@ethanblair This is real. I bought one.

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:31:50


i’m so glad this is a joke


art thread :]

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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:32:46


Tom you are Willy Rex XD

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:43:41


I've searched for a flaw that could have helped me get the pentagon border without changing my profile picture. But even changing a single byte on the NFTs with an hex editor, doesn't get recognized as such. I surrender. x)

By the way, I saw multiple borders in the page elements, like heart, star, ecc... Is this going to be a full implemented feature?

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:44:45


N.F.T.


No

Friend

Left behind. :)


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:46:16


At 4/1/22 12:12 AM, weirdcore wrote:*screenshots*


I nearly shat myself then I realized it was April fools


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:49:32


At 4/1/22 09:23 AM, kidray76 wrote:Hey @DamnedByFate

Ya dare me to tell him? This will be the ONLY day I'll do it.....


Do it if you have balls.


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:50:51


Just remembered the date :)

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:52:29


At 4/1/22 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 4/1/22 12:42 AM, ninjamuffin99 wrote:
At 4/1/22 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote:Spencer's Gifts Store Dankman by @Joe-Mega

how much Grounds Gold u taking for this one?

I was planning to open bidding at $15,000. Hey I just got a great idea what if Boyfriend from FNF visited the Dankmen and we did a Boyfriend x Dankmen NFT series? If someone buys one they could unlock that Dankman in FNF.


now thats the kind of classic game design genius that you’re known for tom


sicko mode

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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 09:58:05


nice


Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:03:57


Lmfao

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:04:59


At 4/1/22 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote:Our new Dankmen NFTs just dropped!

I bought them all up because I knew I’d be featuring them and generating a lot of interest. My plan is to sell them one at a time over the coming months, for increasingly higher prices as hype increases.

The added perk of owning a Dankmen NFT is that if you make it your NG profile picture, you’ll be awarded with a pentagon border. Right now I’m the only person with a pentagon border but in the months ahead, a few lucky (and preferably rich) folks will be joining this exclusive club.

In the meantime, enjoy looking at my Dankmen! This is a good time to think about which one is your favorite and save up money / take out a loan to make an offer. Don't be left feeling like you missed the investment of a lifetime!

Important: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen!

Cheeky Dankman by @Potatoman

Dormroom Dankman by @DaemonPlus

Spencer's Gifts Store Dankman by @Joe-Mega

Daffy Dankman by @PhantomArcade

Hyper Dankman by @LobsterMango

16-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

8-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

Officers' Club by @PhantomArcade

Big thanks to @Potatoman for the promo banner and site skin, along with organizing the Dankmen crew!

Once Again: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen! You will have the opportunity to bid on one soon.


man i would have loved to have participated in this event haha, good stuff!

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:07:44


This better be a joke...


Spider gang~

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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:15:15


*screenshot*

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:18:12


I'm feeling so dank right now


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Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:20:16


Is this some kind of a sick joke?

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:20:31


LMAO



F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny


F*ck SCOTUS

Response to Dankmen NFTs 2022-04-01 10:21:13


bruh people r just gonna steal them, bad idea


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