Does what I did during my past psychosis episodes count?
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The dumbest thing you've ever done?
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I was a kid and had 2 extension cords plugged together and I couldn't get them to pull apart so I used my teeth and hit the prongs and the shock felt like I got thrown across the room
but I think electric shock just immobilizes you but it felt like it
Trying to swim away from security in polluted water, losing my shoes, and getting a fungus
Pulled a push a door with all my strength and wondered why it wasn't opening lmao
In recent memory?
I'm pretty sure the dumbest thing I've done was not waiting for more information to come out regarding the beef between Hellena Taylor and Hideki Kamiya, whiiiich resulted in taking Taylor's side and later finding out that she's actually not that innocent.
Still kicking myself in the ass over it.
Can and will do stupid shit for style points.
Put lasagne still in its metal container in an old microwave then put it back in when it came out cold the first time. Let's say that second times a charm that got the microwave.
I had a crush in kindergarten that is the dumbest thing in my opinion or possibly going down a 30 foot slope on a scooter with no brakes
yourstruly
At 11/18/22 03:36 PM, HankEgol wrote:At 11/16/22 08:02 AM, Letaug wrote:Just spend five minutes searching for my glasses.you'RE MOM!!!
They were on my head.
So, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
wrong use of you're (you're is you are) should have been your as in ownership
yourstruly
At 11/19/22 12:35 PM, hiblackburn wrote:At 11/18/22 03:36 PM, HankEgol wrote:wrong use of you're (you're is you are) should have been your as in ownershipAt 11/16/22 08:02 AM, Letaug wrote:Just spend five minutes searching for my glasses.you'RE MOM!!!
They were on my head.
So, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
Excuse my poor usage of the word, I shall remember not to make this same mistake again. Thank you for pointing this out.
people always stop me on the street to ask me questons
At 11/16/22 06:19 PM, DefKlaw wrote:At 11/16/22 08:02 AM, Letaug wrote:Just spend five minutes searching for my glasses.
They were on my head.
So, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
Buy a stick of RAM that didn't fucking fit my PC
Buy a drawing tablet that I don't even use
Buy a vinyl and then scratch it by accident so it skips over the first track a bit
Apply to a performing arts college thinking that I would be able to do music (managed to sulk my way out of it tho)
Break a bass string mere minutes before I was set to perform
all of this is absolute pain
yourstruly
At 11/19/22 12:36 PM, HankEgol wrote:At 11/19/22 12:35 PM, hiblackburn wrote:Excuse my poor usage of the word, I shall remember not to make this same mistake again. Thank you for pointing this out.At 11/18/22 03:36 PM, HankEgol wrote:wrong use of you're (you're is you are) should have been your as in ownershipAt 11/16/22 08:02 AM, Letaug wrote:Just spend five minutes searching for my glasses.you'RE MOM!!!
They were on my head.
So, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
sorry if it seemed rude
I am really bad for letting what I think out online
and in real life I am working on learning to keep my mouth shut
yourstruly
At 11/16/22 08:02 AM, Letaug wrote:So, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
At 11/16/22 03:55 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote:As a teenager, walked out in broad daylight in public with an m16 replica bb gun with the red tip painted black. Cop said she was very close to putting 2 in the chest and one in the head had I turned around to face her with my bb gun instead of dropping it.
You're still stupid in this story but that was a huge overreaction. There's no reason for two to the chest AND one to the head. A shot to the head in that situation is not stopping a criminal, that's murderous intent.
RIGHT-TILTING PENTAGON GANG
I've fought a chicken in Grade 4 while my two friends watch me laugh when my butt got beaten by the chicken
At 11/19/22 12:49 PM, hiblackburn wrote:At 11/19/22 12:36 PM, HankEgol wrote:sorry if it seemed rudeAt 11/19/22 12:35 PM, hiblackburn wrote:Excuse my poor usage of the word, I shall remember not to make this same mistake again. Thank you for pointing this out.At 11/18/22 03:36 PM, HankEgol wrote:wrong use of you're (you're is you are) should have been your as in ownershipAt 11/16/22 08:02 AM, Letaug wrote:Just spend five minutes searching for my glasses.you'RE MOM!!!
They were on my head.
So, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
I am really bad for letting what I think out online
and in real life I am working on learning to keep my mouth shut
lmao cope
people always stop me on the street to ask me questons
It's hard to rank stupid shit I've done because once I finally remember something I end up going "nah it wasn't that bad cause this or that." The one thing that consistently pops into my head every now and keeps me up at night is letting a girl I was dating at the time's phone get stolen out of her bag while I was holding it. We were at a nightclub and it was on my back so I couldn't hear it unzipping. I felt something kinda weird at one point and turned around and saw someone moving away from us and just had this sinking feeling that something was wrong. I would've had no problems getting people to stop him if I just said something but I stood there like an idiot.
𝖘𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.
Didn't make friends when I had the chance
i said sorry after i walked into a pole
Went to see my abusive ex after taking two edibles.
That night did not end well.
I need a tanning bed, a 3D life to keep me from the cold.
Where do I even begin with all the dumb things I ever did?
Accidentally put soap on toothbrush instead of toothpaste
At 11/16/22 08:02 AM, Letaug wrote:Just spend five minutes searching for my glasses.
They were on my head.
So, what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
Accidentally wiped my elona save data.
Moral of the story: DO NOT MOVE FILES AROUND WHILE DRUNK.
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
I hacked my 2DS and decided to download a DS emulator on it. My 2DS was working perfectly fine until I thought "I should download this unsuspicious looking rom hack file, nothing could go wrong." Then I booted up my 2DS and there was no response. So, by doing that, I lost $150.
slendermen74 aka eggies
Was teaching a small class on numerical methods in quantum mechanics. And I did the whole lecture on indexing solutions to wave functions with quantum numbers via differential forms rather than the Hamiltonian. To this day I have no idea why I did it that way. It's not a standard way. I've never seen it in any textbook. It makes everything ten times harder (analytically) for no gain.
It's like I completely forgot quantum mechanics and did everything in an exterior algebra instead of a commutator algebra.
That's by far my dumbest moment.
May not seem that dumb, but if you had an IQ over 175, you'd understand.
∀x (∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ∀x ¬(x ∈ e)) ∨ ∃y ¬∃e (e ∈ x ∧ ¬∃z (z ∈ y ∧ z ∈ e ∧ ∀x ¬((x ∈ y ∧ x ∈ e) ∧ ¬(x = z)))))
download opera gx
This was posted by Exlhk (duh)
Haha... got grounded
At 11/20/22 02:46 PM, sharpnova wrote:That's by far my dumbest moment.
No, boasting about your IQ is by far your dumbest moment. No actually intelligent person ever feels the need to do this.
If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
Going to college in the US.
Coulda been debt-free a decade earlier, coulda legally drank 3 years earlier, coulda been surrounded by better looking girls with sexy accents, but nope.
Fell for a grandma tier facebook scam when i was 15
Fucked your mom and bailed when your dad came home
I cut a in use, heavy duty extension cord with metal scissors. Sparks flew big time and my hair was very sticking up.
My father was charging up the family motorhome for our summer trip. I knew about electricity and was old enough to know better yet I did it.
My family was none the wiser. I felt weird for days.
