Drop some corny bars

[EpikHellSword]

I didn't really know where to post this topic BUT rap is basically poetry according to when I took a high school English class.

So let's drop some bars! Like bars of soap.

I got some kernels.

I'm poppin' off.

I'm Mr. Popcorn Man.

So you're stuck in Cretor's Chigaco cart.

Can't stop the Colonel.

I'll fry you up.

I got more thighs than your mom's transgender cock.

I slant more rhymes than you slant lines.

I'm a gladiator picking you up like an excavator.

About to lift you faster than an elevator.

I'm more dangerous than when I got my arm stuck in an escalator (at 7 Y/O).

That shit hurt really bad.

I don't know how I didn't lose my arm.

I'm a bad man.

I'll make you arc 'em.

Put you into an asylum.

Then say "we Gotham".

I'm Mr. Popcorn Man.

Get stuck poppin' off.

Can't stop dropping these bars of soap.

I'll rub one off.

I'm Mr. Popcorn Man.

As gold as Midas.

Dropping Kids Next Door's bomb.

Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R

About to glaze that popcorn with my secret butter.

Go crazy Popcorn Man.

Beat that shit out of Robin.

But like Breezy and Batman I get away with it thuggin'.

Mr. Popcorn Man.

Get you buttered up.

Got more cholesterol than bacon.

Sizzling up

Mr. Popcorn Man.

Got a popcorn plan.

Perfectly piecing puzzling puzzles of my popcorn land.

Pumping out more obesity rates than America's land.

Mr. Popcorn Man.

Oh Popcorn Man

Now drop some corny bars for that popcorn plan.

(No seriously drop some corny bars).

[justdio09]

corn bars

[aapiarts]

Only have two left

[SkilledFella]

I eat this in High School by buying it on a dispenser. We have dispensers in our high school for drinks and snacks.

[ByWhite]

Im the slim chilla

boy who likes to grilla

[EpikHellSword]

At 8/16/23 03:52 PM, JJBolton635 wrote:Ummm... interesting...

At 8/13/23 01:48 PM, EpikHellSword wrote:
So you're stuck in Cretor's Chigaco cart.

I got more thighs than your mom's transgender...

I'm more dangerous than when I got my arm stuck in an escalator (at 7 Y/O).

Dropping Kids Next Door's bomb.

Beat that sh*t out of Robin.

Get you buttered up.
Got more cholesterol than bacon.

Pumping out more obesity rates than America's land.

This was meant to be cringey. I also was cringing as I was making them but said fuck do it anyways.This is also why I never became a rapper lmao.

The bars are so genius that mortals like you can't comprehend them.