Response to Which game character is overly simped for? 2024-01-27 13:17:09 (edited 2024-01-27 13:19:58)
Mai from K.O.F.
Blue Mary has way better jiggle physics. And Shermie fo SHIZZLE! (though I don't care for her newest design/outfit, a wee bit too whorey)
And you also just see way too much porn out there with that Diva from Overwatch. Deffinetly the most overused videogame character found in pornstuff on the internet.
Lusamine from Pokemon, not hard to see why people simp for a MILF. (Hell, almost all of the female characters in Pokemon are simp bait)
Monika from DDLC and Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa. Seriously, what is it about psycho bitches in VNs that makes fans go crazy for them? (Thing is, they are the only ones with an actual personality in their respective series, mabye that's why)
Believe it or not, there are a few whackadoos who think Chloe Price is actually sexy. Sure, if you don't mind the douchey behavior and is a teenaged version of Nancy Grace. Worse, people actually simp for her in-game too. Fuck this game.
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
At 1/21/24 05:27 PM, MondoBilby wrote: Every single time there’s a female character in a game, no matter what she looks like, there will always be a huge wave of simps and weird art. It’s 100% guaranteed.
A couple examples I can think of that people went crazy over for a good while are that tall hat lady from Resident Evil Village
And those two robot girls from Atomic Heart (which is pretty much the only thing people remember from that game lol)
I kind of understand the Resident Evil lady, but what the heck is attractive about robots with no faces?? They just look kinda creepy.
Because
Western media has descended to the level of Soviet media, pre-Glasnost, except the American people largely still drink from that poisoned well, thinking it provides "news."
At 1/28/24 01:29 AM, OpusFreiling wrote:At 1/21/24 05:27 PM, MondoBilby wrote: Every single time there’s a female character in a game, no matter what she looks like, there will always be a huge wave of simps and weird art. It’s 100% guaranteed.Because
A couple examples I can think of that people went crazy over for a good while are that tall hat lady from Resident Evil Village
And those two robot girls from Atomic Heart (which is pretty much the only thing people remember from that game lol)
I kind of understand the Resident Evil lady, but what the heck is attractive about robots with no faces?? They just look kinda creepy.
I did not know there was an actual cultural icon behind their designs! Makes sense, but also really cool to see!
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At 1/21/24 05:27 PM, MondoBilby wrote:
I kind of understand the Resident Evil lady, but what the heck is attractive about robots with no faces?? They just look kinda creepy.
The simple answer: the focus on their bodies
The long answer: they focus on their bodies, not their face
Rosalina. She barely does anything in the two Galaxy games.
Daisy will forever be the best princess from Super Mario.
Look at him spin
Response to Which game character is overly simped for? 2024-01-28 05:54:54 (edited 2024-01-28 05:55:20)
At 1/28/24 05:49 AM, BoiledMilkz wrote: GLaDOS or Cynthia
Honestly, GLaDOS was the last character I have ever expected to be simped for, funnily enough it seems it took years after the Portal games before she was even getting simps.
Really out of nowhere
Take it with a grain of salt, I am slower than a snail.
At 1/28/24 02:26 AM, JJBoltonNG wrote: @EmsDeLaRoZ
@shempman
OMG, that's way too much NSFW!!!
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Response to Which game character is overly simped for? 2024-01-28 22:16:53 (edited 2024-01-28 22:19:23)
the whole cast of fnaf, like not only are they robots but also they're animals ?? like yeah sure they're anthropomorphic but still, is it like a fear boner or ???? i genuinely don't get it
(also chika without her beak is HORRIFYING)
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At 1/27/24 11:26 AM, xeiavica wrote:At 1/21/24 05:27 PM, MondoBilby wrote: Every single time there’s a female character in a game, no matter what she looks like, there will always be a huge wave of simps and weird art. It’s 100% guaranteed.About those two robot ladies, it's the femdom aspect. Some people just love that shit. I don't knock it, I can see why someone would like it, I'm just reporting on the why.
A couple examples I can think of that people went crazy over for a good while are that tall hat lady from Resident Evil Village
And those two robot girls from Atomic Heart (which is pretty much the only thing people remember from that game lol)
I kind of understand the Resident Evil lady, but what the heck is attractive about robots with no faces?? They just look kinda creepy.
Nobody can resist a dommy mommy.
Honestly though one lineup I just feel has too much simps is probably the Overwatch cast. They just don't jive with me and I don't understand how there's an avalanche of smut for them.
At 1/27/24 05:18 AM, vestik wrote: First thing that comes to mind is Gardevoir, Lopunny, any somewhat busty or good looking Pokémon.
Maybe some Undertale characters...
Everything was incredibly wrong the moment you said "busty or good looking pokemon"
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At 1/27/24 06:00 AM, Myceli0m wrote:At 1/21/24 03:29 PM, Thetageist wrote: You heard me. Which character in a video game is overhyped in terms of attractiveness? Who has too many fangirls/fanboys?Kanna from master blaster zero 2
I have one in mind, but I want to see who else is brought up first.
Who thought a pot could look so luxurious
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At 1/27/24 07:53 AM, VanVeleca wrote: There are plenty of characters that come to mind, but I have a very certain bias towards the cute and funny kind :P
I suppose one character that still fits within my criteria of "character I would usually find attractive" is Ankha, because while her design is cool...I just don't see the seemingly mass appeal she has? Katie and Daisy Mae are much cuter
I think the appeal to Ankha has more to do with the minus8 meme than the actual character herself. I've found way more R34 of Isabelle so far
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At 1/30/24 11:22 AM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:At 1/27/24 07:53 AM, VanVeleca wrote: There are plenty of characters that come to mind, but I have a very certain bias towards the cute and funny kind :PI think the appeal to Ankha has more to do with the minus8 meme than the actual character herself. I've found way more R34 of Isabelle so far
I suppose one character that still fits within my criteria of "character I would usually find attractive" is Ankha, because while her design is cool...I just don't see the seemingly mass appeal she has? Katie and Daisy Mae are much cuter
He’s been checking.
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At 1/30/24 11:19 AM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:At 1/27/24 05:18 AM, vestik wrote: First thing that comes to mind is Gardevoir, Lopunny, any somewhat busty or good looking Pokémon.Everything was incredibly wrong the moment you said "busty or good looking pokemon"
Maybe some Undertale characters...
Ey, let’s give benefit of the doubt. Maybe it’s not their opinion so much as a recognition of artist’s intent.
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At 1/30/24 12:27 PM, Thetageist wrote:At 1/30/24 11:22 AM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:He’s been checking.At 1/27/24 07:53 AM, VanVeleca wrote: There are plenty of characters that come to mind, but I have a very certain bias towards the cute and funny kind :PI think the appeal to Ankha has more to do with the minus8 meme than the actual character herself. I've found way more R34 of Isabelle so far
I suppose one character that still fits within my criteria of "character I would usually find attractive" is Ankha, because while her design is cool...I just don't see the seemingly mass appeal she has? Katie and Daisy Mae are much cuter
I've made nsfw works before and u doubt it?
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At 1/30/24 11:19 AM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:At 1/27/24 05:18 AM, vestik wrote: First thing that comes to mind is Gardevoir, Lopunny, any somewhat busty or good looking Pokémon.Everything was incredibly wrong the moment you said "busty or good looking pokemon"
Maybe some Undertale characters...
Don't expose me!
Vestik
At 1/31/24 08:52 AM, vestik wrote:At 1/30/24 11:19 AM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:Don't expose me!At 1/27/24 05:18 AM, vestik wrote: First thing that comes to mind is Gardevoir, Lopunny, any somewhat busty or good looking Pokémon.Everything was incredibly wrong the moment you said "busty or good looking pokemon"
Maybe some Undertale characters...
You should draw for the Pokémon Mystery Lovers Collab. It’s all a giant shitpost and I love it.
Someone please help me revive my clubs
At 1/31/24 09:04 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 1/31/24 08:52 AM, vestik wrote:You should draw for the Pokémon Mystery Lovers Collab. It’s all a giant shitpost and I love it.At 1/30/24 11:19 AM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:Don't expose me!At 1/27/24 05:18 AM, vestik wrote: First thing that comes to mind is Gardevoir, Lopunny, any somewhat busty or good looking Pokémon.Everything was incredibly wrong the moment you said "busty or good looking pokemon"
Maybe some Undertale characters...
It's a shitpost, really? I'm definitely joining and gonna look into it then.
Vestik
Aside from my usual answers of [insert blonde Nintendo woman here] being mid and Gardevoir/Lopunny being horrifying...
Anyone remember when the internet collectively orgasmed over Ryu growing facial hair? I feel like it's hard to make facial hair on a fighting game character work in general, but honestly it just makes him look even more disheveled.
delphox and zoroark are milfy lesbians
Response to Which game character is overly simped for? 2024-02-26 09:39:15 (edited 2024-02-26 09:49:25)
That's an easy one. Juri from SF4-6.
Ever since Capcom made her fans just simp super hard for her because of her edgy nature and "sighs" her feet.
It's always feet feet feet and "step on me with dem bare feet mommy uwu". Idk where this whole foot fetish thing started, but it's just cringy to me. And if you go on the screenshots on the steam page for Street fighter 6, almost most of the pictures are of the female characters and most of them are juri.
At 1/21/24 05:27 PM, MondoBilby wrote: Every single time there’s a female character in a game, no matter what she looks like, there will always be a huge wave of simps and weird art. It’s 100% guaranteed.
A couple examples I can think of that people went crazy over for a good while are that tall hat lady from Resident Evil Village
And those two robot girls from Atomic Heart (which is pretty much the only thing people remember from that game lol)
I kind of understand the Resident Evil lady, but what the heck is attractive about robots with no faces?? They just look kinda creepy.
Funny story. I knew someone who specifically bought village for the tall lady and after he beat her, he just stop playing the game.
And I can't speak too much on the robot ladies, but I guess to fans, it's not what the look like, but what they do to you.
THIS. MOTHERFUCKING. SKELETON
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At 2/26/24 09:39 AM, Magnedeus wrote: That's an easy one. Juri from SF4-6.
Ever since Capcom made her fans just simp super hard for her because of her edgy nature and "sighs" her feet.
It's always feet feet feet and "step on me with dem bare feet mommy uwu". Idk where this whole foot fetish thing started, but it's just cringy to me. And if you go on the screenshots on the steam page for Street fighter 6, almost most of the pictures are of the female characters and most of them are juri.
Cammy, Chun-li and even Viper and Elena are heavily simped for, if generally for different reasons of course. I'm honestly surprised Elena wasn't simped harder considering how she wears a bikini and is barefoot. About the only major difference is Juri is a mostly chaotic evil fighter who is...aroused by violence and doesn't seem too chaste. Evil females tend to lean to their sexiness, if they aren't completely deformed.
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
Response to Which game character is overly simped for? 2024-02-27 01:38:11 (edited 2024-02-27 01:39:53)
I can’t believe I have to add this to the list, but the fucking Dealer from Buckshot Roulette.
I had no expectation that so many narcissistic women would be drawing their pretty little self inserts getting fucked by this character. We all know why you do this with any ugly character like him. You do it to show off your own pretty little bodies.
Really tired of it, ladies. Get a life. You’re making me want to jump ship from this fandom because your pretty little porn addictions are just so fucking insufferable.
Someone please help me revive my clubs
At 1/21/24 04:23 PM, jasonthecosmonaut wrote:
:but he really does not look remotely attractive. todays youth has lost me
I disagree. Leon is conventionally attractive. He possesses features such as a strong jawline and hunter eyes—features that are found to be desirable by many. Just because you might not find him attractive doesn't mean others won't nor does it make them “lost” as you put it.
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Dumbass
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At 2/27/24 01:38 AM, Thetageist wrote: I can’t believe I have to add this to the list, but the fucking Dealer from Buckshot Roulette.
I had no expectation that so many narcissistic women would be drawing their pretty little self inserts getting fucked by this character. We all know why you do this with any ugly character like him. You do it to show off your own pretty little bodies.
Really tired of it, ladies. Get a life. You’re making me want to jump ship from this fandom because your pretty little porn addictions are just so fucking insufferable.
People really simping over a simple face, this generation is too horny
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