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How I became a smelly PC gamer...

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How I became a smelly PC gamer... 2024-07-20 01:01:10


...I mean, its just so easy, you know? You would buy a powerful laptop or PC because you want to start working with 3D programs and you put it through the wringer with a couple of graphic heavy games to see what you can get away with...at the same time, Sony and Xbox are being shitlords in their own unique ways, combined with having to pay for onine gaming and suddenly just playing games on PC just makes sense.


...also smelling like a tramp isnt so bad, theres like a billion articles online by hardcore liberals telling me that its actually healthier than objecting my body to soup and water so they cant be wrong. Who would lie about something like that?

Response to How I became a smelly PC gamer... 2024-07-20 02:59:55


i dunno, before and after buying/building my pc, i still take a shower around every 2-3 days or so or whenever my balls start to smell like a drain in the restroom of a buffet


no bullshit nonsensical irrelevant political (???) article has or will ever convince me otherwise


i'm sorry, what the fuck is the point of this thread?

The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh.

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Response to How I became a smelly PC gamer... 2024-07-20 10:08:46


Let's be real here. Microsoft and Sony have made it really easy to become a PC gamer this generation. When we were still in the Xbox/PS2/GC era, there were so many damn console exclusives that all that "PC Master Race" talk just consisted of jerking off those better specs and suddenly going deaf when people ask for game recommendations that aren't a Medal of Honor clone or an RTS. Nowadays I think there's only like 30 console exclusives total between the PS5 and Xbox Series, and many of them are only timed exclusives.

Consolewars still go on for some reason and it's basically the inverse now; PC has a ton of great exclusives while Xbox Series and PS5 owners are jerking off the fact that their console of choice is apparently more powerful the other one then playing dumb over the fact that they both have the same library. Not to mention looking for the differences between the Xbox and PS version of a game nowadays is like playing the worst game of i-Spy.

inb4 they hit you with "b-but muh smoother shadows! but muh nicer foliage!" or worse, a comparison video set to half-speed to exaggerate the otherwise unnoticeable framerate differences.


The way I see it, get a PC, get a handheld, and you're good! Steamdeck for all its warts, gets the job done. If I didn't have so many Nintendo Network pals I'd drop my Switch and just use Yuzu.


Barely related but I like how we haven't had an "I'm a Mac and I'm a PC" commercial in probably 15 years and yet the stigma of PC users being dorks still lingers, even despite Linux being well-known as THE operating system for soap dodging weirdos.

Actually now that I sit here and really analyze it, it's even weirder that Apple tried to imply that Macs aren't personal computers. But I guess "I'm AppleOS and I'm WindowsOS" doesn't ring as well.


Fuck you give me money!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to How I became a smelly PC gamer... 2024-07-21 10:13:19


At 7/20/24 02:59 AM, LittleLuckyLink wrote:i dunno, before and after buying/building my pc, i still take a shower around every 2-3 days or so or whenever my balls start to smell like a drain in the restroom of a buffet

no bullshit nonsensical irrelevant political (???) article has or will ever convince me otherwise


I mean...what's the point in most threads on these forums? Just shooting half truths and seeing some reactions lol

Response to How I became a smelly PC gamer... 2024-10-30 16:12:39


At 7/20/24 01:01 AM, VictorVonVice wrote:...I mean, its just so easy, you know? You would buy a powerful laptop or PC because you want to start working with 3D programs and you put it through the wringer with a couple of graphic heavy games to see what you can get away with...at the same time, Sony and Xbox are being shitlords in their own unique ways, combined with having to pay for onine gaming and suddenly just playing games on PC just makes sense.

...also smelling like a tramp isnt so bad, theres like a billion articles online by hardcore liberals telling me that its actually healthier than objecting my body to soup and water so they cant be wrong. Who would lie about something like that?

videogamer


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ohhh what's this?

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