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Describe a game badly and have us guess!

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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-29 11:51:43


The devil himself and his brothers are messing around and you gotta stop them

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-29 12:09:43


At 7/29/24 11:45 AM, realraginghydra wrote:
At 7/26/24 03:07 PM, aapiarts wrote:A dude is living on the other side of the road and you gotta see what he is doing.

Hello Neighbor lol haven't heard about it in a while


Correct.


It's obvious if you know me lol


Click him

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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-29 15:28:28


Bodyguard sucks at his job, so he starts killing people while washing his hands religiously with whale oil.

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-29 16:49:06


A dad's choice on the trolley problem gets him killed. Everyone is mad.

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-29 17:23:36


a game were uhh you uhh mm uhhh uhhh MMMH UHH are a crazy weirdo sientist that maems., maeks a portal and like, gets sent to a wild place whit nothing havs 2 survive.


An old game nobody remembers that seems like Disney ripped off with a knight in it.

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-29 19:33:41


At 7/26/24 12:08 AM, Thetageist wrote:New thread game. Someone describes a video game badly, and whoever is able to guess it describes another game badly, and so on and so forth. Multiple people are allowed to guess the same game and contribute bad descriptions at the same time.

I’ll start with a relatively easy one.

We all live in a deadly submarine.
(Technically there’s a few games that fit this one so I’ll accept any of them.)


Rapping dog


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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 00:58:50


At 7/29/24 05:30 AM, MetalSlayer69 wrote:most of the game is silent, one of the only sound effects is a goat bleating.


HINT: this game is the first entry of a long-running series


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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 01:08:39


At 7/30/24 12:58 AM, MetalSlayer69 wrote:
At 7/29/24 05:30 AM, MetalSlayer69 wrote:most of the game is silent, one of the only sound effects is a goat bleating.

HINT: this game is the first entry of a long-running series


Myst?

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 01:26:13


At 7/30/24 01:08 AM, fLuffNugget wrote:
At 7/30/24 12:58 AM, MetalSlayer69 wrote:
At 7/29/24 05:30 AM, MetalSlayer69 wrote:most of the game is silent, one of the only sound effects is a goat bleating.

HINT: this game is the first entry of a long-running series

Myst?

no


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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 01:29:14


New one: furry gets mysterious phone calls instructing them to take down the russian mafia

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 01:50:05


At 7/26/24 12:08 AM, Thetageist wrote:New thread game. Someone describes a video game badly, and whoever is able to guess it describes another game badly, and so on and so forth. Multiple people are allowed to guess the same game and contribute bad descriptions at the same time.

I’ll start with a relatively easy one.

We all live in a deadly submarine.
(Technically there’s a few games that fit this one so I’ll accept any of them.)


u join a school club and everyone dies except one of the members


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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 02:21:56


At 7/30/24 01:29 AM, DrCynical wrote:New one: furry gets mysterious phone calls instructing them to take down the russian mafia

Hotline Miami


At 7/30/24 01:50 AM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 7/26/24 12:08 AM, Thetageist wrote:New thread game. Someone describes a video game badly, and whoever is able to guess it describes another game badly, and so on and so forth. Multiple people are allowed to guess the same game and contribute bad descriptions at the same time.

I’ll start with a relatively easy one.

We all live in a deadly submarine.
(Technically there’s a few games that fit this one so I’ll accept any of them.)

u join a school club and everyone dies except one of the members

Pico School

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 04:03:26


At 7/30/24 02:21 AM, fLuffNugget wrote:
At 7/30/24 01:29 AM, DrCynical wrote:New one: furry gets mysterious phone calls instructing them to take down the russian mafia
Hotline Miami


correct!


A pirate, a big titty mage, and a nazi go on wacky misadventures


glowing in the dark


Here's another one:


An introspective piece of art that clarifies the nature of letting go one's past self. All the enemies reflect the protagonist's deep desire to become something else, but is afraid to confront it. The only comfort is a guardian who stays by his side to let him know that everything is alright.

It just so happens to be about a fetish.


ich mag katzen

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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 06:06:46


At 7/29/24 11:47 AM, realraginghydra wrote:
At 7/27/24 06:17 AM, drag0nfish wrote:You sneak into military bases under a cardboard box

Metal Gear Solid


You're pretty good


space ranger blows up a big floating circle


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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 07:30:10


At 7/30/24 06:15 AM, ch0zoruinz wrote:space ranger blows up a big floating circle

Quake?


"All I know is that I know nothing."

~Commonly attributed (and paraphrased) to Socrates.

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 07:30:45


Here's mine: Using a cheat code turns you into a literal chicken as punishment.


"All I know is that I know nothing."

~Commonly attributed (and paraphrased) to Socrates.

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 08:41:11


A dream about picking stuff up and throwing it.

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 08:59:23


At 7/30/24 08:41 AM, Skoops wrote:A dream about picking stuff up and throwing it.


Pikmin 5


Not working on Nightmare Cops.

Also last post.

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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 10:04:49


At 7/30/24 02:26 AM, fLuffNugget wrote:
At 7/30/24 01:50 AM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 7/26/24 12:08 AM, Thetageist wrote:New thread game. Someone describes a video game badly, and whoever is able to guess it describes another game badly, and so on and so forth. Multiple people are allowed to guess the same game and contribute bad descriptions at the same time.

I’ll start with a relatively easy one.

We all live in a deadly submarine.
(Technically there’s a few games that fit this one so I’ll accept any of them.)

u join a school club and everyone dies except one of the members
Pico School


no


1:37 ───ㅇ─────3:45 ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯

↺ REPEAT ‖ PAUSE ≫ NEXT SONG

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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 11:06:16


At 7/30/24 01:50 AM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:u join a school club and everyone dies except one of the members

DDLC?

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 11:06:42


At 7/30/24 11:06 AM, BickerySebastian wrote:
At 7/30/24 01:50 AM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:u join a school club and everyone dies except one of the members
DDLC?


yes


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Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 11:52:52


Your family is dehydrated..

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 11:54:09


At 7/30/24 11:52 AM, Brewzman wrote:Your family is dehydrated..

Fallout 1?


"All I know is that I know nothing."

~Commonly attributed (and paraphrased) to Socrates.

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 11:54:55


At 7/30/24 11:54 AM, xeiavica wrote:
At 7/30/24 11:52 AM, Brewzman wrote:Your family is dehydrated..
Fallout 1?

damn

Response to Describe a game badly and have us guess! 2024-07-30 11:58:52


At 7/27/24 02:01 PM, DrCynical wrote:random no name scientist unwillingly turns into the messiah


Half Life?