This is just gonna be a topic where I literally cream about the Nintendo Switch 2 like a fanboy, so bear with me cuz holy shiiiiiiiit!!! New Mario Kart!! Going all around the WORLD now! I haven't been this excited in quite a while!
24 racers! You get to drive from one side of the map to another! Rail gliding! Water/snow skiing! Wall-jumping! New outfits!
We got NEW RACERS too!
You can now play as the COW from Moo Moo Meadows! A FUCKING COW!
Other racers like: Pokey, Pianta, Goomba, Hammer Bro, a fucking Cataquack! Cool Cool Mountain Penguins, Monty Mole! Biddy Bud (whatever tf they look like lol), a fucking Crab, a fucking Dolphin and possibly other any other enemies that I didn't name! Nintendo's giving EVERY Mario character a crack at racing, even the generic enemies! Doesn't matter if the characters are popular and well known or obscure and unimportant, they get a chance! Lost it when I saw the Cow!
Now you can literally drive off the course and go about...anywhere! Don't even have to race, just go with friends and explore places! Like is this a Mario Kart game or an Open World Mario Game! Guess it's both combined together lol
Not only that but you can now have live chat while you race! If we know anything about Mario Kart and how unfair and rage-inducing it has always been, this is going to get CRAZY. The about of shit-talking that will go down, it's literally gonna turn into COD. I just know it XD
All I can say is that I'm pumped!
P.S
-Donkey Kong's new render is taken right outta the Super Mario Movie. Don't know how to feel about that!
-Nintendo making the game $80-90 is...wow. Still tryna suck everyone dry. Same old same old
