Well, i had a bad day yesterday. Incase anybody doesn't know, a pikey is a gypsy, so you know whats gonna happen. I was bored, so i decided to go out on my bike. It was a quiet afternoon, which made the situation worse i suppose. Well, i was waiting to cross the traffic lights, when this boy on his bike pulled up next to me, and about 6 others came around me. Now, if you've seen the film "snatch" then you'll know how gypos speak, and these ones were pretty similar. One said "Hey your back tyre is flat". And i said oh thanks i'll sort it out". One says "no, let me do it for you, i know how to do it well", and i was like "nah, its ok". Now the thing is i knew i was in trouble the moment i saw them, so what i did was rode off to sort my tyre out. I could see them over the other side of the park, so i rode off fast. But it wasn't good enough, they came round the sides of the park and surrounded me. I said, "what do you want?" and one said "oh my mate wants to speak to you." Then they all came round me. One said "oi give me the money in your pocket." I didn't have any, which i told him. But he reached into my pocket and took my keys out. Then, this little tyke tugged the bike pump out of my hand. i let him have it cos one of the big ones punched me. In the end i just let them take my bike, i wasn't gonna mess with half a dozen gypos, that's suicide. The funny thing was that a police station was 2 minutes away, so i called my mum etc. I ot to go round in the back of a police car too, to see if i could spot them, but i didnt, so i just ended up being dropped off at home, and i reported it later that evening.
Do NOT mess with pikeys. I was lucky.
