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+++The Zombie Survival Crew+++

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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-10 12:52:21


At 3/9/05 06:03 PM, DominionCaligula wrote: How do you think zombies will appear one day? Do you think it will be some scientific mishap, religious thing, or vodoo thing? I really think it will be some scientific thing.

They were created by a virus considered to be scientific, The virus is called the Solanum virus, may have been created during 1943 to 1946 in Auswtiz on jews in a desperate hope of winning the war by creating an invincible "super soldier" or uber soldat. But the virus became out of a control and quickly spread.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-10 15:26:06


so theres like a hole underground bunker of these super soldiers n no one knows 0_o oooo take me there

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-10 16:30:24


if this is true, why the fuck hasn't been destroyed? If it doesn't get destroyed then one day it will excape and only 4 words will explain what will happen, the world is fucked. simple. i mean, yeah, we'll survive but to make sure there is some sort of future there has to be at least 200+ survivors to be able to restore everything. because what no one has thought of is, when these fuckers hit the earth, everyone will stop making food so it will run out!! simple......and you can't live on water alone. ammo will soon run out, so melee is best, gun in the extreme situations. use shotgun, rifle or semi auto m16. NO AUTO!!! autos waste ammo quick. shotgun is best for problems if they are closing in on you and rifle if you can shoot from far away. sniper rifle even better but if can't get that, rifle will do (m1 grand for example). Just to let you know, i will like to join. my weapon is sword and baseball bat....


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-10 17:00:12


Yea but see thats why we got this club its just a bunch of us highly educated in destroying a world of zombies i'm sure i can take atleast 3 on at once thats how confident i am and if i do know a bunch of zombies are gonna have to cross over to america(which they will) i'll get enough time to make preparations and i'm sure we can chew those zombies to pieces with our mini-guns even if that doesn't work i'll take up a hand to hand more like they're head to a object that i swing and kill them with it's very simple thew worlds not fecked*

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-10 18:28:24


At 3/10/05 12:52 PM, The_Clansman wrote:
At 3/9/05 06:03 PM, DominionCaligula wrote: How do....
They were created by a virus considered to be scientific, The virus is called the Solanum virus, may have been created during 1943 to 1946 in Auswtiz on jews in a desperate hope of winning the war by creating an invincible "super soldier" or uber soldat. But the virus became out of a control and quickly spread.

wow, dude, i didnt even know that was real...but these ummm.. things... they are obviously like diseased instead of super strong or zombies...and if they are zombies i doubt they would want to consume human flesh...

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-10 20:23:49


Nah i think most of them died right there at auchwits* i dunno how 2 spell it n it doesn't matter but anyway if they do excape it's zombie smashing time baby aka(ITS HAMMA TIME)

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-10 21:32:05


I just got my Zombie Survival Guide. I recommend this for anyone who is concerned with the fact that zombies are deadly.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 00:11:21


Is it alrite if i join?
My weapon of choice would be my boey(spelling) knife and probably a bat with nine inch nails stuck in it. If i could have a gun it wouldn't be a shotgun because they have to be reloaded offen, probably an AK-47. If there was a zombie attack i would run to the gun shop because not only does it have a shit load of weapons and survival gear it is a bunker style building with no windows 1 door and i would take about 5 people. We would also decide to raid the local shopping centre for food


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 04:21:18


Hey can I join. Being the ninja that I am, I could flip out and kill any zombie I saw as they move slowly and suck (Original Dawn of the Dead style).

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 06:48:32


At 3/12/05 04:21 AM, LordRobbo wrote: Hey can I join. Being the ninja that I am, I could flip out and kill any zombie I saw as they move slowly and suck (Original Dawn of the Dead style).

Sure why not, we need the variety of skills in order to survive. We're in this together people!

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 10:14:05


LOL kids these days spend all their time in front of a screen and think they can span themselves between two buildings like sam fisher in splinter cell or be like spider man lol i just do the old fashion style

1.SEE ZOMBIE = Scream like a little girl
2. Grab something big heavy whatever
3. Bash zombie on da head
4. run FOREST RUN!
5. Contact the authorities and dig yourself in raid grocery store whatever
6. wait wait wait
7. KILL KILL KILL THE ZOMBIES
8. go to sleep

Thats about it

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 10:21:41


whooooo!! grand master plan!!! that shall save all from zombie attack!!


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 11:06:10


Exzactly if we all dig our selves in with big machine guns and a couple brave souls like me n clans men the world will be safe from zombies i'll just walk around with a kevlar vest n crap with a sword on my back and randomly kill all the zombies

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 18:25:29


the fact is, that because this hasn't happened, we have no idea how we would react, survive, or cope, we would obviously care about the safety of our families, but in England, its very difficult to find any weopens, you'd have to raid a police station or something, we just don't know how we would cope, you'd need a proper, laid out plan, which would in clude locations, weopens, addresses of people we know or love, and we'd need some serious transport


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-12 19:23:21


At 3/12/05 06:25 PM, dapperdan1 wrote: but in England, its very difficult to find any weopens, you'd have to raid a police station or something,

You'd really need something like a shovel. You have cutting and bashing power in one common tool. An archery club near you perhaps, they would have crossbows. Flamethrowers are easy to create but I'm not sure how effective they are against zombies. Any ninjas out there are pretty well off with their swords and shruikens and agility.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 07:59:31


At 3/12/05 06:25 PM, dapperdan1 wrote: Marcus is my real name, and i know clansman personal and <3 him.

DONT BE A FOOL! your just like cooper in day of the dead! your pretending it doesnt exist! this is a real problem dappers, and if you dont get your act together you'll be good as dead!

Now i dont know about anyone else but right now im kinda locked in a small corner shop, there a few about england, called "happy shopper". There is just 3 of us, we have no guns, on long machete, some home made explosives and a bunch of knives. Not very well prepared anywayz, dunno how long this laptop battery is gunna hold out.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 08:16:05


What are you talking about you can't get a gun from a police station in england YOUR POLICE DON'T EVEN CARRY GUNS they too much of pissies n think oo... we can just pull over a car and since everyone is such a nice citizen in england they're cooperate i've seen all the time on the T.V. show cops and B.S. you can't get a gun in england go staright to your scottish farmer i swear they'll have a shotgun or two

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 08:34:14


At 3/13/05 08:16 AM, silver_222 wrote: What are you talking about you can't get a gun from a police station in england YOUR POLICE DON'T EVEN CARRY GUNS they too much of pissies n think oo... we can just pull over a car and since everyone is such a nice citizen in england they're cooperate i've seen all the time on the T.V. show cops and B.S. you can't get a gun in england go staright to your scottish farmer i swear they'll have a shotgun or two

HAHA! that brilliant! how do you know that? he even mentioned the scots farmer! well any farm'll do. Il guarantee you some of the mafia or kosavans have some guns in there house.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 16:17:24


i say we head to a prison.....they have guns, weapons and safe places....questons?


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 16:19:22


if you don't have any weapons i advice we do this to zombies vvvvvvvv

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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 17:56:01


At 3/13/05 04:19 PM, lost_chances wrote: if you don't have any weapons i advice we do this to zombies vvvvvvvv

That won't work and it is positivly impossible to do that unless u have super human power jeez c'mon

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 17:59:39


dude i just bought the book and read it in 1 day then bought more ammo 4 my 30-06 rifle

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 18:01:08


At 3/13/05 05:59 PM, matttman1 wrote: dude i just bought the book and read it in 1 day then bought more ammo 4 my 30-06 rifle

Yea i doubt u read it and 2nd you can't buy an M4 dummy its a military weapon and it is ILLEGAL to have fully automatic weapons unless you are in the army etc which i doubt you are and i'd doubt they'd give you a gun

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 18:03:50


At 3/13/05 06:01 PM, silver_222 wrote:
At 3/13/05 05:59 PM, matttman1 wrote: dude i just bought the book and read it in 1 day then bought more ammo 4 my 30-06 rifle
Yea i doubt u read it and 2nd you can't buy an M4 dummy its a military weapon and it is ILLEGAL to have fully automatic weapons unless you are in the army etc which i doubt you are and i'd doubt they'd give you a gun

i said 4 my not m4 fucktard and yes i did read it what part do you want me to recite?

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 18:07:41


i dont even think the m4 is 30-06

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 18:10:44


At 3/13/05 06:03 PM, matttman1 wrote:
At 3/13/05 06:01 PM, silver_222 wrote:
At 3/13/05 05:59 PM, matttman1 wrote: dude i just bought the book and read it in 1 day then bought more ammo 4 my 30-06 rifle
Yea i doubt u read it and 2nd you can't buy an M4 dummy its a military weapon and it is ILLEGAL to have fully automatic weapons unless you are in the army etc which i doubt you are and i'd doubt they'd give you a gun
i said 4 my not m4 fucktard and yes i did read it what part do you want me to recite?

eh sorry for the mix up n don't jump to stray conclusion n call me names immaturegeek and i'm still convinced u didn't read the whole book in one day... so back to zombies what have you done to prepare urself eh?

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 18:15:18


yea ok well i bought a rim fire 22 pistol and a map and memorized derectiond to local safehouses cemeteries... and silver, u can have fullauto guns in texas w/ a class 3 gun licenses

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 18:19:54


At 3/13/05 06:15 PM, matttman1 wrote: yea ok well i bought a rim fire 22 pistol

i thought obnly .22 rifles were rim fired 0_o

and silver, u can have fullauto guns in texas w/ a class 3 gun licenses

Not in New York and pretty much every where else but you texans r weird

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-13 21:03:24


.17 are rim fire also

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2005-03-14 16:41:24


so clansman about that zombie club pic what do i need to give u to make it and my weapon would be a sword