My mother is hot, she has big boobs and I got horny today so I wanked off to her. Am I weird?
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Have you ever fapped to your mom?
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No, i do it everyday, all day everyday. (dripping with sarcasm if you didnt get it with your twisted little head)
Why do you have to put such horrible images in our minds?
Yes, we all get it. You can post new threads. Now, if you could just stop doing that, it would all be fine.
First a bit of background:
My mom and dad got divorced about six years ago. Since then it’s just been my mom, my sister and I. I get to see my dad once a month as he lives in Toronto and I live in Calgary. It’s hard to fly up and visit him as much as I’d like to due to this little thing called money which my family is short of. I’ve also haven’t seen my mom with another man since the divorce since she wants us to grow up before she gets involved in a relationship again.
The Event:
About four weeks ago my dad called my mom up in a drunken rampage and screamed at her for a good hour about how he was cheating on her while they were married, how he’s not going to pay child support and how my mom was the scum of the earth. This caused my mom to fall into an emotional breakdown and she was pretty fucked up that night. I came home from work and she was completely drunk. To be honest, I’ve never seen someone so drunk in my entire life. She was telling me about the phone call and how she wished my dad would just die. She was really open with her feelings and emotions and she was telling me a lot.
She offered me some Vodka and I accepted, as I go crazy for that stuff. I love Vodka and I really just wanted to help her out. The last thing I wanted to do is refuse something from her and then have her start crying again. I had about seven shots and I started to get a little tipsy when she put her arm on me. Now usually I just push away as I hate the ‘mushy’ stuff from my mom. She always wants to spend time with me and touch me in a ‘mom – son’ way. Just love for your child I suppose but this time, I just accepted it I was really too drunk to care.
What happened after this was completely unexpected. I’ve never thought about my mom this way before, not even the slightest. She’s my mom for fuck sakes. My mom told me to shut my eyes, and she kissed me on the lips. I was completely stunned. I didn’t know what to do so I just sat there.
“I love you Eric”
“Umm… I love you too mom”
By this point, I was completely confused, even more so for a drunk. I didn’t have the slightest clue what was going on.
“No, Not like that Eric…”
She put her hand on my lap over my family jewels and then kissed me again. She then started kissing me furiously and passionately. She then pulled off her shirt and mine and pretty much, well pushed me onto the floor. She was on top of me and there was really not much I could do. I was being seduced by my own mom. I couldn’t believe it. Then we made a huge mistake…we had sex. I didn’t even want this. I didn’t even want my mom to touch me; I hate it when she touches me but the effects of alcohol took its place and turned us into horrible monsters. Although I don’t like to admit it, I had never had sex this great. We finished up and she left to go to the washroom to clean up. I don’t remember anything else about the night. I probally went to sleep waiting for her to come back. A lot of the night is fragmented and even today I still have trouble remembering it completely. In the morning she never mentioned it at all and she acted completely normal despite the fact that she fucked her own son.
The Problem:
Everything went fine up until today when my mom called me up at work.
“Eric, we need to talk. It’s really important”
I didn’t know what was going on. I thought maybe someone died or she found my porn stash.
“Yeah Mom... What is it?”
“I feel really uncomfortable about it; I don’t think I can explain it to you on the Phone”
I told my mom that was alright and I’d be home from work in an hour and we could talk about it then.
I get home and I see that my mom is sitting on the couch. Her face was all red, and I could tell that something really bad happened. It looked like she was crying for a long time.
“What’s wrong?” I asked her
“I think I’m pregnant”
I was completely shocked. My mom hasn’t even dated another guy since she divorced my dad and I was a hundred percent sure that she wasn’t seeing another guy.
“Did you take a test?”
“Yeah, it’s positive”
We just sat there completely still. I didn’t know what to say.
When I was about four years old I had to have a testicle brought down. I’m not exactly sure what they do, but it was too high up. They said that I wouldn’t be able to produce any little guys from it, but I was fine with my other. However, in grade 10 I had to have my other one removed because it became cancerous. Some sperm was taken and it’s in a lab in Michigan frozen for when I want to have children. Because of all this, I’m infertile at least, that's what I think. She doesn’t know this because I don’t particularly enjoy talking about my body with other people.
What should I do? I want to call her out and find out what’s going on. This entire dilemma is killing me psychologically.
although i think it's a cry for attention.......whatever floats your boat,dude.
At 5/9/05 06:15 PM, Sanjo_Sobiak wrote: My mother is hot, she has big boobs and I got horny today so I wanked off to her. Am I weird?
You sick sick sick bastard. wait did i mention that your sick......
At 5/9/05 06:17 PM, Persnickety wrote: u need a psycologist!!!!
You are an excellent poster
Earfetish, that was extremely well written and thought out, only, its that well written and thought out i cant tell if your telling the truth. Knowing you its just a very very good joke, but, please enlighten me.
At 5/9/05 06:15 PM, Sanjo_Sobiak wrote: My mother is hot, she has big boobs and I got horny today so I wanked off to her. Am I weird?
Attention whore
What the fuck is wrong with some people. No, tossing off to your Mother is not normal, you Parasite!
Scumbag Blues.
At 5/9/05 06:22 PM, Xontus wrote: Attention whore
Spam!
Less than 7 words!!!!
Well, to stay on topic. You have your own fetishes. By my standards, you're FUBAR, but other people's opinions shouldn't affect you.
At 5/9/05 06:15 PM, Sanjo_Sobiak wrote: My mother is hot, she has big boobs and I got horny today so I wanked off to her. Am I weird?
Honestly, who DOESNT fap to there mom?
At 5/9/05 06:21 PM, -Brecklez- wrote: but, please enlighten me.
This guy here wrote it, and I stole it. It was an interesting day, the first time I read that.
Normally, I don't steal other people's work, but this one is so good.
well my mother is like 350 lbs and ugly as dog shit so no and since i cant possible put myself into your posistion i cant rate it on the fucked up 'o' meter so i guess i'll just say anything other then fapping is illegal :D
At 5/9/05 06:18 PM, Earfetish wrote: A bunch of shit i posted along time ago.
Is this crap saved to your com?
At 5/9/05 06:28 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote:At 5/9/05 06:18 PM, Earfetish wrote: A bunch of shit i posted along time ago.Is this crap saved to your com?
LIEK THE NAKED PICS OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER
At 5/9/05 06:18 PM, Earfetish wrote:
lolz I seckx0rd my mom!!!
I know I have read that before, either another BBS post or something.
HAHAHahaha...i hope u got ur mom pregnant...ahahahahah rofl
At 5/9/05 06:30 PM, Earfetish wrote:At 5/9/05 06:28 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote:LIEK THE NAKED PICS OF YOUR GRANDMOTHERAt 5/9/05 06:18 PM, Earfetish wrote: A bunch of shit i posted along time ago.Is this crap saved to your com?
You stole my porno again?
At 5/9/05 06:15 PM, Sanjo_Sobiak wrote: My mother is hot, she has big boobs and I got horny today so I wanked off to her. Am I weird?
Ah-Ha! So The Oedipus Complex IS true! ha ha
Earfetish to say that you have 13,546 post i believe you. ( sacasm: as i pointed and laughed at earfetish.)
