I am starting a major NG series that I'm trying to make really well, and I need people to do voices that can do voices for all of teh episodes. The series is called "The legend of zelda: Directors Cut"(working title). This is ithe script for the first episode.
And to all of those "The Real Legend" fans like me, I started the storyboards for this waaaay before I The Real Legend 2 with the Gannon Flakes even came out. The "Triforce Puffs" Thing was an idea that me and my friend, who never even saw the movie, made up.
(note that anyone who steals my script will be notifyed in a letter to Tom Fulp and will be banned from Newgrounds... most likely, I will track you down and sue you. And hate you. And dislike you very much.)
SCENE ONE: LINKS BED
Navi: Link, wake up!
(link snoress)
Navi: (slaps link across face) Link, wake up!
(link snores louder)
Navi(tense): [shoots shotgun in air] WAKE UP, DAMMIT!
Link: (startled, wavin his sword around senselessly)ITS GANNON!
Link: (sword stuck in navi)Sorry, navi. you know you can't sneak up on me like that.
Narrorator 1: And now on to something completely different.
SCENE TWO: LINKS DINING TABLE
Link: (opens up drawer) Hey! We're out of triforce puffs!
Narrorator 1: We interupt this cartoon for a commercial break.
Narrorator 2: (Silly voice) Hey, kids! Buy Triforce puffs! Now with marshmellow shapes of swords, machetes, castles and gannons! A bite of Courage, power and wisdom in every bite!
Narrorator 1: Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
SCENE 3: THE GREAT OUTDOORS (OUTSIDE)
Link: We better go to the store. I'll call epona!
(plays a real shitty "Epona's Song")
[A really beat up, chipped up horse with a cigar, part of its ear bit off and an X for an eye falls from the sky]
Navi: Thats a very... SPECIAL horse!
Link: Its not a horse! Its a pack-mule!
(puts giant rupee bag on epona0
Link: Carry my cash, pack mule!
[epona keels over]
Navi: I think your "pack mule" is dead.
Link: We'll have to find other means of transportation... I know!
Navi:(see only top of navi) I can't take it!
Link: (see only part of link) Pull harder! I'm not even airborne yet!
(see both link and navi with link tied to a rope and navi trying to lift link off of the ground with the rope)
[transition]
Link: Well, navi's dead of exhaustion...
(shows overview with links house 2 feet away from the store)
SCENE 4: THE STORE
Link: I'll have some Triforce puffs, m'good man!
Midget: Here ya go, ya little retard.
Link: Domo arigato!
SCENE SINCO: THE GRAND OUTDOORS, AGAIN
Link: (eating triforce puffs out of the box as walking) La la la la shaaaaaw....
(badly drawn)Gannondorf: Hey! I'm a badly drawn gannondorf. Hand over teh triforce of courage!
Link: You can't take it, silly! Its stuck to my hand, remember?
[transition]
Link: (chasing gannondorf) Give me my hand back, you!
(sword goes through GD's head)
Zelda: (Now, zelda is supposed to not only look retarded, but SOUND retarded.) Link! You saved my life!
(Sword goes through zeldas head)
Link: Oops. (long pause) it was your fault. [runs away]
And thank jebus, thats the end.
For the auditions, post or email me(benderunit812@yahoo.com) an Mp3 or WAV sample file of one of the characters lines. Link must be a boy, or a girl impersonating a young childs voice, because link's a child in this episode. Zelda's a girl, Navi's a girl, the Midgets a man, and the narrorators are men.
Send in your auditions!
Now.
Or I'll shoot your foot.
-luke
