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Steven Seagal's Energy Drink

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lol.

Lightning Bolt is an energy drink as unique as the man who created it. It has pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks and emerged as many “firsts”:

- First energy drink to be made of 100% juice
- First energy drink to contain Tibetan Goji Berries
- First energy drink to contain Asian Cordyceps

It is also one of the very few energy drinks to be offered in multiple flavors and is available in 60 countries worldwide.

The name Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lighting Bolt energy drink.

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 12, 2005


haha u have way too much free time ...i prefer red bull o and nice new sig by the way

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 12, 2005


i would so drink htat if it was cheaper

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 12, 2005


What the fuck is a gogi berry? Anyway, I wanna try greent tea and maybe root beer rush.

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


At 10/12/05 05:23 PM, -Shadic- wrote: What the fuck is a gogi berry? Anyway, I wanna try greent tea and maybe root beer rush.

I wonder what "Asian Experience" means..

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


How much does it have caffeine taurin and guarana?


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Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


*cough*bawls*cough*

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


At 10/13/05 01:40 AM, THC_blood_THC wrote: How much does it have caffeine taurin and guarana?

*How much caffeine, taurin, and guarana does it have?

Check the nutrition page.

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


I bet it tastes like "shitty-ninjer-skills".

Too bad he didn't market the product in the past.

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


At 10/13/05 08:22 AM, arab_freak wrote: *How much caffeine, taurin, and guarana does it have?

Check the nutrition page.

Ok thanks.


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Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


Thats increadibly awesome, does it cause you to make bad movies as well?

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


At 10/13/05 08:33 AM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Thats increadibly awesome, does it cause you to make bad movies as well?

I sure hope so!

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


Sweet this drink will increase my neck snappage powers by tenfold.

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


I don't know if this is the same for you.

But when I drink energy drinks, be it Red Bull or Amp, it pisses me off.
I get extremely aggrevated.

Good Stuff though. :)

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


At 10/13/05 09:41 AM, Vespedaska wrote: I don't know if this is the same for you.

But when I drink energy drinks, be it Red Bull or Amp, it pisses me off.

i wonder what "lightning-Bolt" tastes like. But when i drink AMP i just wana kik sum1's Nards or smash the can on my head (which i have done lol)


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Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


At 10/13/05 09:41 AM, Vespedaska wrote: But when I drink energy drinks, be it Red Bull or Amp, it pisses me off.
I get extremely aggrevated.

It's in the recipe.

Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 13, 2005


Ahh...brings to mind the MADTV sketches Will Sasso did as Steven Seagal. Good stuff.


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Response to Steven Seagal's Energy Drink Oct 14, 2005


I hate white people who think they're asian.