At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

Road runner is a delecasy that he was trying to eat it's not somthing he could buy at the store.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

NO

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

NO

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

Yes

Why?

A substitute runner would take his place and could run out the homerun.

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

It would duck

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

A person who can't smell

At 4/22/06 06:41 PM, LamboFactor wrote: I don't think an animal with 2 heads could live, but i guess its up to the owner...

I've seen pictures of two headed snakes before.

At 4/22/06 05:52 PM, smiley_production wrote:
Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg came first but, only after the chicken.

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

Because then they wouldn't have a show.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

No

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

I don't see why it wouldn't.

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

No.

Why?

Because the game would've stopped entirely and they would not record the run.

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

You can't.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

Anosmia

At 4/22/06 06:09 PM, Clebbysan wrote: Those are some good and thoughtful questions. So thoughtful in fact that I can't actually get them out of my head, so now it's becoming annoying.

I've always wanted to know how do blind people dream and how to deaf people think. Because I'm assuming that when you think you hear your own voice...but how would you do that if you've never actually heard your voice, or anything for that matter? And how could you dream when you've never seen anything before?

"People who have been blind from birth have dreams that are formed from their other senses (e.g., touch, smell, sound). "

http://science.howst..works.com/dream4.htm

At 4/22/06 05:54 PM, smiley_production wrote: Further more....

Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

They don't.

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

It doesn't.

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

No because there are no nerve endings in it.

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

Yes, but it's pretty stupid.

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Because the colouring does not go into the bubbles or something, maybe the colour disolves in the water...

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

No, where can I get one of these 2 headed pets anyhow?

Why can't liquor freeze?

it can, but only at a very low temperature as alcohol has a low freezing point.

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

You're digging down, because up and down are relative to where you are.

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Because you are not a fully formed human at that time, they just measure it from the time that you are on the earth as a lone human.

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

It's easier to focus when you are aquinting your eyes.

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

It is named after when the guy invented the game, which he called "hack the sack"

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Someone.

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

Because the free part has nothing to do with cost.

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

Because it's an italian word.

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

That's like asking "how long is a piece of string?"

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Yes, but it's not very often that you see homeless children in school...

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

But...it's not going on.

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

Yes

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Because they are deep fried. "Why isn't a salad considered a vegetable?"

Do cows have calf muscles?

I'm not too certain on the anatomy of a cow, but I'd assume they do.

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

Shampoo is clear?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

I suppose they'd have to figure that out on the spot...

You didn't even make up these questions.

Wow those are some very challenging questions.

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

Probably someone who can't taste either. It's a loss of two senses, i think.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

Where can you find a place that would deliver out to the desert? ACME air-dropped everything.

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

No.

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

Yes. You couldn't use it/leave though, as you are under house arrest.

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

No.

Why?

He never hit home.

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

Your lungs would collapse.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is deaf what do you call someone who cant smell?

"Smelling-impaired".

Good answers, they amuse me...I DEMAND MORE!

At 4/22/06 05:52 PM, smiley_production wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken. Eggs can't raise themselves.

What is the meaning of life?

To live.

Is Bill gates linked to satin?

Everyone is linked to Satan. Everyone is also linked to God. That way, it evens out.

Why did gilligan and the skipper never build a boat to leave the island?

Because that would end the series.

Was scrappy-doo Velma and Scoobies love-child?

Logically, no.

At 4/22/06 06:51 PM, -Fumetsu- wrote:

At 4/22/06 06:41 PM, LamboFactor wrote: I don't think an animal with 2 heads could live, but i guess its up to the owner...

I've seen pictures of two headed snakes before.

So have I, when i said that i was thinking of bigger animals, like i've seen cows, but one of the heads is dead...

so....... many........ questions cant.. think AUGH!!! (head explodes)

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

'Cause it's a cartoon :/

Could you put a homless person under house arrest?

No, but you can kill them and make it look like an accident.

If your under house arrest, would it be legal to buy a mobile home?

Probably not.

If a baseball players team is down by one in bottom of the ninth and he just hits a homerun but has a heart attack between thrid and home does the hit count?

Sure, why not.

Why?

Just because.

What would happen if you sneezed, burped and farted at the same time?

You would DIE.

If a person who cant see is blind and a person who cant hear is dea what do you call someone who cant smell?

The Anti-Smeller.

At 4/22/06 05:46 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote:

At 4/22/06 05:41 PM, smiley_production wrote: If Wily E. Coyote only wanted dinner but had enough money to buy all his ACME traps...why not just buy dinner?

He lives in the desert. He can'tjust get up and go to the restaraunt.

neither can u say he lives in a dersert and can get weapons of mass destruction

That shit hurts when you burp and sneeze (and so on) at the same time.