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Why women are so superficial?

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I mean...

The other day I was walking all sweaty because I was training, and I looked at a girl that was close to me on the Bus... She looked and me and he frowned her face... What a bitch... I was just looking that she had nice hair...

Anyway...

Today I went to the movies with my GF and I was wearing short pants, and a shirt that makes me look nice... (We saw Scary movie 4)

We were walking down the street, when I saw a girl and she smiled at me... (WTF?)

Then, when we took the bus, I saw the same girl I'd seen the other day, and she was looking at my legs... Holy mother of...SHE WAS LOOKING AT MY LEGS! I know I have nice legs and all that, but the oddest thing happened when she found out that I was looking at her... She waved at me and smiled... What the fuck...

Then my GF slapped me on the face >:|

You girls are so superficial!

I'm in an emotional pain right now... (Emo)

Response to Why women are so superficial? May 6, 2006


At 5/6/06 11:26 PM, Ozcar wrote: You girls are so superficial!

Yes, the NG BBS is full of superficial girls. (lolzing)


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At 5/6/06 11:27 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Yes, the NG BBS is full of superficial girls. (lolzing)

Except you, LadyGrace... Because since I haven't seen your boobies, I'm not even sure if you're a girl...

Are you?

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It's because girls can't think straight all 30 days out of the month. ;)

........... And the hate-filled posts start, NOW!

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Yeah, girls have cooties too!


"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"

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At 5/6/06 11:29 PM, Ozcar wrote: Except you, LadyGrace... Because since I haven't seen your boobies, I'm not even sure if you're a girl...

Are you?

I dunno... but I'm sure you've seen my penis.


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*beats chest, bashes girl over the head with a club*

*microwaves popcorn*


"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."

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You can't generalize girls like that (wait yes you can), well we're not all that way (well alot are), well!.....lets see thos legs :0

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At 5/6/06 11:29 PM, Monocrom wrote: It's because girls can't think straight all 30 days out of the month. ;)

How do you know?

At 5/6/06 11:31 PM, LadyGrace wrote: I dunno... but I'm sure you've seen my penis.

That 'thing" ? I thought it was your hand :o

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At 5/6/06 11:31 PM, LadyGrace wrote:
At 5/6/06 11:29 PM, Ozcar wrote: Except you, LadyGrace... Because since I haven't seen your boobies, I'm not even sure if you're a girl...

Are you?
I dunno... but I'm sure you've seen my penis.

If he didn't see it, he sure felt it.

Sliding in and out of his now loose and saggy anus.


Everything is everything

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Everyone is so full of superficualness.

lolwtf


pervokative.bandcamp.com

pervokatively provocative perverted person

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At 5/6/06 11:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Ozcar, you can post pics of yourself all sweaty on NG BBS whenever you want and we'll be nice. No one will give you mean looks.

Pic of me sweating on bottom of post:

Also, tell your GF how pretty she is and give her a flower and she'll be fine.

She's mad at me again >:\

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At 5/6/06 11:33 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: If he didn't see it, he sure felt it.

Sliding in and out of his now loose and saggy anus.

You never cease to arouse me.


Think you're pretty clever...

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Response to Why women are so superficial? May 7, 2006


At 5/6/06 11:26 PM, Ozcar wrote: We saw Scary movie 4

It sucked, right?

SO cliche...

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At 5/6/06 11:57 PM, Crue wrote: P.S. any suggestions on how i'd do that? i mean, how'd you become one?

Rule number 1: Don't ask to be one.

At 5/7/06 12:09 AM, ZigZag- wrote: It sucked, right?

SO cliche...

It was decent... 8/10 in the Ozcar-o-meter

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At 5/6/06 11:33 PM, Ozcar wrote:
At 5/6/06 11:29 PM, Monocrom wrote: It's because girls can't think straight all 30 days out of the month. ;)
How do you know?

Same as you........ I've dated them! :D

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Girls are superficial because we as a society train them to be.

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At 5/7/06 12:12 AM, mofomojo wrote: I forgot the definition of superficial again.. :/

Man, you got to be $#^tting me!

Click here and read!!! => http://dictionary.re..search?q=superficial

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At 5/7/06 12:14 AM, capn_g wrote: Girls are superficial because we as a society train them to be.

Very Mary Wollstonecraft. But yeah, I agree. Also, men are superficial as well. Just look at the BBS. OMG TITTIES! EL OH EL!


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At 5/7/06 12:19 AM, LadyGrace wrote: Very Mary Wollstonecraft. But yeah, I agree. Also, men are superficial as well. Just look at the BBS. OMG TITTIES! EL OH EL!

So... so... you're not going to post bobs?


Think you're pretty clever...

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Or
maybe your reading too far into everything.


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At 5/7/06 12:19 AM, LadyGrace wrote:
At 5/7/06 12:14 AM, capn_g wrote: Girls are superficial because we as a society train them to be.
Very Mary Wollstonecraft. But yeah, I agree. Also, men are superficial as well. Just look at the BBS. OMG TITTIES! EL OH EL!

Those aren't men. Those are little children saying a naughty word.

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At 5/7/06 12:19 AM, LadyGrace wrote:
At 5/7/06 12:14 AM, capn_g wrote: Girls are superficial because we as a society train them to be.
Very Mary Wollstonecraft. But yeah, I agree. Also, men are superficial as well. Just look at the BBS. OMG TITTIES! EL OH EL!

Men are not superficial because we're not that complicated. Food, sex, sports........ that's pretty much it. But women are complicated; therefore, expected to have a deeper connection with the Universe. And, a lot of them don't! Hence, superficial!

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At 5/7/06 12:22 AM, Monocrom wrote: Men are not superficial because we're not that complicated. Food, sex, sports........ that's pretty much it. But women are complicated; therefore, expected to have a deeper connection with the Universe. And, a lot of them don't! Hence, superficial!

... what?

All I hear are fart noises because you're obviously talking out of your ass.


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At 5/7/06 12:21 AM, Tiny_Brad wrote:
Those aren't men. Those are little children saying a naughty word.

This guy with a pot leaf in his sig is totally all man.


Everything is everything

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At 5/6/06 11:40 PM, Ozcar wrote:
At 5/6/06 11:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Ozcar, you can post pics of yourself all sweaty on NG BBS whenever you want and we'll be nice. No one will give you mean looks.
Pic of me sweating on bottom of post:

Also, tell your GF how pretty she is and give her a flower and she'll be fine.
She's mad at me again >:\

give me ur body.


Gooch for MOD 09'

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At 5/7/06 12:17 AM, Monocrom wrote: Click here and read!!! => http://dictionary.re..search?q=superficial

I always thought that everyone knew what superficial means...

At 5/7/06 12:19 AM, LadyGrace wrote: Very Mary Wollstonecraft. But yeah, I agree. Also, men are superficial as well. Just look at the BBS. OMG TITTIES! EL OH EL!

Wait...wait...what are titties? I'm lost here...

Like...show an example of them, please...

;)

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At 5/7/06 12:25 AM, g0t wrote: give me ur body.

Like in a sexual way? What do you offer? pen0r, butt? both?

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Hi.
I can make attention whoring pointless topics too. If I really wanted to waste my time that is.
Was there really a point to that whole thing? Or just the escalated slap? or do you just like to announce your self loving ego?


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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At 5/7/06 12:24 AM, VeryProudofYa wrote: This guy with a pot leaf in his sig is totally all man.

Yes, because smoking weed makes you cool.

At 5/7/06 12:30 AM, Typical McStoner wrote:

No, I just put it there because I like it.

Oh, so you're not advertising it to everyone to let everyone know you smoke it because you think it's cool?

I have to say, I like how I preempted that

Think you're pretty clever...

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