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The Fast and The Furious 3. wtf.

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The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift.

Not only was this a huge waste of money and time, it's going to suck as bad as the last two.

I think personally it should have been called 3 3ast 3 3urious.

Plot summary: Shaun Boswell, who has always been an outsider. A loner at school, his only connection to the indifferent world around him is through illegal street racing -- which has made him particularly unpopular with the local authorities. To avoid jail time, Shaun is sent out of the country to live with his uncle in the military, in a cramped apartment in a low-rent section of Tokyo. In the land that gave birth to the majority of modified racers on the road, the simple street race has been replaced by the ultimate pedal-to-the-metal, gravity-defying automotive challenge ... drift racing, a deadly combination of brutal speed on heart stopping courses of hairpin turns and switchbacks. For his first unsuccessful foray in drift racing, Shaun unknowingly takes on D.K., the "Drift King," with ties to the Yakuza, the Japanese crime machine. The only way he can pay off the debt of his loss is to venture into the deadly realm of the Tokyo underworld, where the stakes are life and death.

Three times the thrast. Three times the thurious. Three times the threed. Three times the threedrenaline. Three three three three rathree. Three thrast three thurious. Coming June 16th.


"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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Yeah, I just saw the commercial for it. Looks like total shit.


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I saw the trailer for that this morning.

It made me cry.


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At 5/21/06 08:57 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: I think personally it should have been called 3 3ast 3 3urious.

Agreed, the spoilers could make Geos look cool.

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I saw a commercial for it this morning.

I'll speak for everyone when I say, "Why?"


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You know, it takes place in Tokyo and yet there are only two Japanese people in the movie.

Everyone else is American.

Thank you IMDB

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At 5/21/06 08:57 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: I think personally it should have been called 3 3ast 3 3urious.

I love that movie to bits.

Plot summary: Shaun Boswell, who has always been an outsider. A loner at school

What an emo.


Three times the thrast. Three times the thurious. Three times the threed. Three times the threedrenaline. Three three three three rathree. Three thrast three thurious. Coming June 16th.

Three times the... How am I supposed to say that?

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At 5/21/06 08:59 PM, HellzYeahCCR wrote: I'll speak for everyone when I say, "Why?"

Because Hollywood obviously needs the extra $10,000,000 it will somehow pull in at the box office for Lucas Black's new millionaire lifestyle.


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Oh come on. There's going to be a Silent Hill 2 as well, i just know it.

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At 5/21/06 08:57 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: Not only was this a huge waste of money and time, it's going to suck as bad as the last two.

You thought the third one was going to be different?

Three times the thrast. Three times the thurious. Three times the threed. Three times the threedrenaline. Three three three three rathree. Three thrast three thurious. Coming June 16th.

You forgot "Three times the thoredom," and "Three times the thuck."

At 5/21/06 09:01 PM, Tal-con wrote: It better have hot asian chicks in it

According to what BatDan said, don't count on it.


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wtf, the first was good the second ruined it now their burning the 1st one's body

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oddly enough 5 mins b4 reading this i saw the commercial for it. apparently a lot of people have boners for fast cars.

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Three Thrast Three Thurious.


I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE

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Let's play a game. It's called "Spot the Asian people in a movie called Tokyo Drift"

http://www.imdb.com/..t0463985/fullcredits

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..wow lol...*grabs fast n furious 1 and 2...gets lighter...burns them*

What the fuck were they thinking with the actors?...and drift? THATS NOT FAST! THATS 20 MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT! God...what fuckin hackjing noobs.

The Fast and The Furious 3. wtf.


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At 5/21/06 09:08 PM, BatDan wrote: Let's play a game. It's called "Spot the Asian people in a movie called Tokyo Drift"

http://www.imdb.com/..t0463985/fullcredits

Wow, most of the asian people listed were chinese.


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Ha! He looks mean! (picture below)
Plus lil Bow Wow is in it...

The Fast and The Furious 3. wtf.


You're my banana

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im more looking forward to a fast & furious type movie with motorcycles and choppers


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>:( you're late

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At 5/21/06 09:12 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: im more looking forward to a fast & furious type movie with motorcycles and choppers

BIKER BOYZ!


You're my banana

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At 5/21/06 08:58 PM, GreenCard wrote: I saw the trailer for that this morning.

It made me cry.

It made me sob.


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At 5/21/06 09:12 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: >:( you're late

You're smelly. Smelly.


"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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Oh man, the commercials are even more horrific then I thought.

I thought the trailer at V for Vendetta was the stuff of Nightmares but this...

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Isnt "Lil bow wow" In that? I saw the trailer a while back.


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At 5/21/06 09:02 PM, coldfire1 wrote: Oh come on. There's going to be a Silent Hill 2 as well, i just know it.

Probably. Even lackluster movies have to have sequels. Why must Hollywood do this to us?

At 5/21/06 09:20 PM, BatDan wrote: Oh man, the commercials are even more horrific then I thought.

Bad commercials, and no hot Asian actresses? Can they make this any worse?


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I BLAME all you kids its your fault movie companies recycle the same stupid story wow lets add speical effects andblam a whole new movie and of course you fucking kids go and waste ur money on seeing the movie and support these fuckers

u want original fresh movies then protest against the stupid movies by not seeing them
burger king or mc donald got connection to it like king kong value meal then dont eat there anymore

dont buy videogames or soundtracks or anything relating to the movie
starve them out and they will be forced to change or die


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At 5/21/06 09:18 PM, -Buddhist- wrote:
At 5/21/06 09:12 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: >:( you're late
You're smelly. Smelly.

How dare you >:O

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At 5/21/06 09:22 PM, AmeerThePrince wrote: Isnt "Lil bow wow" In that? I saw the trailer a while back.

what? what the fuc is he doing in tokyo? get his ass in school, please.

I agree, it'll suck major donkey nuts

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At 5/21/06 09:31 PM, Cajunspirit wrote:
At 5/21/06 09:18 PM, -Buddhist- wrote:
At 5/21/06 09:12 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: >:( you're late
You're smelly. Smelly.
How dare you >:O

Oh, I went there.


"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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At 5/21/06 09:42 PM, -Buddhist- wrote:
How dare you >:O
Oh, I went there.

I hope you can sleep soundly tonight >:(