Your e-horoscope for today!

[Shadow-XII]

Aries:
Go out and hurt someone. Someone else, possibly a Leo, will reward you for doing this. The reward will much outdo the punishment, so go hard, but dont kill anyone.

Taurus:
If there's someone you want to get with, do it within the week, or that person will either become taken by that faggot you hate so much, or kill themself, probably not over you.

Gemini:
Be dangerous. Do everything that scares you, for luck is on your side today. You will be fine.

Cancer:
Be in a low mood today. Let yourself have the love and attention you deserve, just for today you selfless prick. Get up late, dont eat anything and become withdrawn from everyone. Enjoy!

Leo:
If you were gonna go out with then intention of getting revenge on someone, don't. Stay at home and fume. Do it tomorrow, unless someone else hurts them - you might push them into suicide.

Virgo:
Try a new food and drink. You will find yourself changing over the next year or so, and only for the better. A better life waits just around the corner - haul your ass there and see for yourself.

Libra:
Leave your significant other unless you've been dating for more than a year. This person is either using you for money or sex. If you're celibate and broke, he/she knows something you dont.

Scorpio:
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TODAY FOR ANY REASON.

Sagittarius:
Today you will find something you've been looking around for lately. You'll be over your reason for looking, but you'll shrug in excitement nonetheless. Sell it.

Capricorn:
Get hurt on purpose, as badly as you can physically stand.

Aquarius:
Go out and make a new friend. This person will end up knowing/doing something that will save your life and/or make you very rich.

And finally,
Pisces:
Today you will be forced to do something you dont want to do. Do it, because, after a series of events, it will end up saving the lives of everyone you know.

This has been your horoscope for 7/14/06 with Marco Fletcher.

[Cajunspirit]

Virgo:
Try a new food and drink. You will find yourself changing over the next year or so, and only for the better. A better life waits just around the corner - haul your ass there and see for yourself.

lol I am hungreh >:\

LOL @ Scorpio

[RoflMyWaffle]

Oh great, I get the one that is most upsetting.

[Shadow-XII]

At 7/14/06 01:26 AM, RoflMyWaffle wrote: Oh great, I get the one that is most upsetting.

Which one?

[PatVicous]

gemini yes im dangoures

[Seasons]

Ehh.. which on is the crab? >:-?

[Bolo]

"Capricorn: Get hurt on purpose, as badly as you can physically stand."

got a fucking problem with girls on the internet, asshole?

[Peacekid-1]

Hurrah. I get to hurt people.

[Shadow-XII]

At 7/14/06 01:28 AM, Seasons- wrote: Ehh.. which on is the crab? >:-?

Cancer.

At 7/14/06 01:28 AM, Petroleum wrote: "Capricorn: Get hurt on purpose, as badly as you can physically stand."

got a fucking problem with girls on the internet, asshole?

Yes, I made this thread with the sole purpose of poking fun at you because I know you very well to be a Capricorn.

Shithead.

[Chumbawamba]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Taurus:
If there's someone you want to get with, do it within the week, or that person will either become taken by that faggot you hate so much, or kill themself, probably not over you.

Or I could just kill that guy, no?

[Bolo]

At 7/14/06 01:30 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Yes, I made this thread with the sole purpose of poking fun at you because I know you very well to be a Capricorn.

Shithead.

Dude i was being anal just for the sake of being anal.
somepeople cant take a joke.

[Cajunspirit]

Oy -Shadow_XII-

1. Don't take on Petroleum, she just needs a hug

2. Your sig has baffled me for the longest while, is that a woman or is it you?

Saw your profile pic and there is a certain resemblance

[OVlez]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Sagittarius:
Today you will find something you've been looking around for lately. You'll be over your reason for looking, but you'll shrug in excitement nonetheless. Sell it.

I don't think I've been looking for something lately... :(

[MadCow]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Sagittarius:
Today you will find something you've been looking around for lately. You'll be over your reason for looking, but you'll shrug in excitement nonetheless. Sell it.

Wonder what it'll be :P

[SCG]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Libra:
Leave your significant other unless you've been dating for more than a year. This person is either using you for money or sex. If you're celibate and broke, he/she knows something you dont.

This has been your horoscope for 7/14/06 with Marco Fletcher.

That bitch! I'm on it...

[Shadow-XII]

At 7/14/06 01:32 AM, Petroleum wrote: somepeople cant take a joke.

Oicoicwotudidthur.

At 7/14/06 01:33 AM, Cajunspirit wrote: Oy -Shadow_XII-

'sup.

1. Don't take on Petroleum, she just needs a hug

Pleasure! :D

2. Your sig has baffled me for the longest while, is that a woman or is it you?

1. Open your eyes.
2. Read my signature text.

[Lord-Ranton]

lol im gonna hurt people cause i can anyway lol
screw horriscopes! they are pish posh polly wash!
besides i froze my balls off in cold water.... lol that water was fun though if cold...

[Ozcar]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Scorpio:
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TODAY FOR ANY REASON.

Shit... I'm going to Korea today... May I ask why?

By the way, where is my money, Marco?

[General-Ivan]

Virgo:
Try a new food and drink. You will find yourself changing over the next year or so, and only for the better. A better life waits just around the corner - haul your ass there and see for yourself.

Sweet, and true :)

[MadCow]

At 7/14/06 01:38 AM, Ozcar wrote:

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Scorpio:
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TODAY FOR ANY REASON.

Shit... I'm going to Korea today... May I ask why?

Roflz, yous is gunna git raped nugga >;O

[Cajunspirit]

At 7/14/06 01:37 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

2. Your sig has baffled me for the longest while, is that a woman or is it you?

1. Open your eyes.
2. Read my signature text.

Your hair makes you look girleh >:\

[Lost-Chances]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Capricorn:
Get hurt on purpose, as badly as you can physically stand.

Yay for self harm.

[Insert-Pie]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

Scorpio:
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TODAY FOR ANY REASON.

As if I was ever going to leave the house today anyway.

[Ssilver7]

Scorpio

I just got home, looks like I dodged a bullet.

Fuck, I'm going out for dinner tonight.

[Shadow-XII]

At 7/14/06 01:38 AM, Ozcar wrote:

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Scorpio:
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TODAY FOR ANY REASON.

Shit... I'm going to Korea today... May I ask why?

Terrible danger awaits you, sir.

By the way, where is my money, Marco?

Shut.

The fuck.

UP about that stinkin' money. I sent it, alright?

[Lost-Chances]

At 7/14/06 02:00 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Shut.

The fuck.

UP about that stinkin' money. I sent it, alright?

Paypal is your friend Shadow.

[Ozcar]

At 7/14/06 02:00 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: UP about that stinkin' money. I sent it, alright?

I thought you were going to send it trought PayPal since is faster and secure... I'll wait for it...

[Midnight3r]

At 7/14/06 01:23 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

Taurus:
If there's someone you want to get with, do it within the week, or that person will either become taken by that faggot you hate so much, or kill themself, probably not over you.

Huh.... maybe i should just kill that faggot...

[brainface]

These are awesome.

Please tell me there will be one everyday for the rest of eternity.

[Shadow-XII]

At 7/14/06 02:12 AM, brainface wrote: These are awesome.

Please tell me there will be one everyday for the rest of eternity.

I'll post them on a carely basis.