All you people out there have probably all heard of (or not) The Hall Of Tortured souls embedded in excel 95 software. If you want to go looking for it if you have excel 95 here is how you can.
1. Open a new file.
2. Scroll down until you see row 95.
3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row
4. Press tab, to move to the second column.
5. Now, move with your mouse (no shit eh?) and click on help, then About Microsoft Excel
6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the Tech Support button simultaneously.
7. A window will appear entitled The Hall Of Tortured Souls. the room looks like a scene ripped right out of DOOM. Once again use your mouse to look around. You will see a hall with the heading "Tortured Souls" (likely programmers) with an endless list of names and pictures on the walls.
8. Go to the flight of stairs and once your reach the top, turn around and possition yourself looking at the blank wall. Then type EXCELKFA .
9. A secret passage will open in the wall leading you to another room. Do not fall off the path unless you want the program to fall down. If you manage to stay on the narrow path a dark secret of microsoft will be revieled to you.
For all you non-believers or skeptics heres a low quality off screen shot I took, try it out to find the dark secret.
