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Man goes into a restaurant…

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You listening?

A man goes into a restaurant, he sits down, he’s having a bowl of soup.

He says to the waiter, “Waiter come taste the soup.”

Waiter says “Is there something wrong with the soup?”

He says “Taste the soup.”

Waiter says “Is there something wrong with the soup, is the soup to hot?”

He says “Will you taste the soup?”

Waiter says “What’s wrong is the soup too cold?”

He says “Will you just taste the soup?”

Waiter says “Alright! I’ll taste the soup! Where’s the spoon?”

AHA

AHA

What do you know from funny you bastard

Man goes into a restaurant…


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At 8/26/06 03:11 AM, boloneyman wrote: You listening?

No.

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At 8/26/06 03:11 AM, boloneyman wrote:

What do you know from funny you bastard

Not many people will appreciate this joke. I on the otherhand.

will LOL.

thank you.

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Response to Man goes into a restaurant… Aug 26, 2006


i don't get it.


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Response to Man goes into a restaurant… Aug 26, 2006


Oh how badly I wish I understood his joke. It sounds hilarious, bt I simply do not understand. Oh woes me :(


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Response to Man goes into a restaurant… Aug 26, 2006


ugh....... ha?


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Response to Man goes into a restaurant… Aug 26, 2006


help me get it...now.


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Response to Man goes into a restaurant… Aug 26, 2006


Anyone with a clue should get this joke. The problem with the soup is the waiter forgot the spoon.

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At 8/26/06 03:46 AM, Middernacht_Regen wrote: Anyone with a clue should get this joke. The problem with the soup is the waiter forgot the spoon.

Oh. Well... then I withdraw my previous statement. It's not all that funny. That's actually what I thought it was at first, but thought I was mistaken.


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Response to Man goes into a restaurant… Aug 26, 2006


LMFAO I cant stop laughing. Thats an terrible joke.

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Do That

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At 8/26/06 03:49 AM, big floppy donkey dick man wrote:
I suppose Eddie Murphy tells it better.

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Eddie Murphy is not funny.

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At 8/26/06 03:51 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:
At 8/26/06 03:49 AM, big floppy donkey dick man wrote:
I suppose Eddie Murphy tells it better.
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Eddie Murphy is not funny.

he was funny. before he done those ghey child movies. what a pedophile.


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