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Your weapon based on your birthday.

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January-Modified
Febuary-Sawed Off
March-Double
April-Broken
May-Tempered
June-Rusted
July-Poisoned
August-Blood Stained
September-Wooden
October-Short Circuted
November-Barbed wire wrapped
December-Burning

1-Kendo Stick
2-Air Soft Shotgun
3-Air Soft Uzi
4-Nail
5-Rail Spike
6-Tazer
7-Baseball bat
8-Staple Gun
9-Garbage Can
10-Fireball Launcher
11-Florescent Light Tube
12-Brass Knuckles
13-Guitar
14-Frying pan
15-Thumbtacks
16-Tennis Racket
17-Shovel
18-Sledgehammer
19-Television
20-Vase
21-Window Pane
22-Cheese Grater
23-Steel Chair
24-Rolling Pin
25-Cookie Sheet
26-Car Battery
27-Chain
28-Table
29-Glass Bottle
30-Tire Iron
31-Scissors

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How exactly do you modify a tennis racket?

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Short Circuted Window Pane

A window pane is not a weapon, and how can it short circuit if it has no electricity?

I have the shittiest weapon of them all.

D:<

Unless you count Broken Cookie Sheet

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Barbed wire wrapped thumb tacks.

Ouch


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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What the hell am I gonna do with a poisoned baseball bat?

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Sawed-off cookie sheet... surely scissors would have sufficed for this creation?

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Poisoned Baseball bat? As if getting beaten to a pulp wasnt bad enough, now i gotta deal with this deadly nerve poison


Sig by THEJamoke Contributor to PONIES: The Anthology 2 and Anthology 3 Go watch them now!

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At 1/29/07 01:46 PM, flash-reaper wrote: What the hell am I gonna do with a poisoned baseball bat?

Die of poisoning playing baseball.... for a laugh?

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A sawed off tazer... hmmmm...


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the hell...
a short circuted cookie sheet...
how the fuck am i supposed to kill someone with that?!


WHY HELLO THAR

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Tempest Thumbtacks?


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Wow a poisoned garbage can. Wtf am I going to do with that?


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modified rollingpin. best ever, mebbe it shoots laser beams of doom.


Mess With the Best...Die Like the Rest.

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At 1/29/07 01:46 PM, flash-reaper wrote: What the hell am I gonna do with a poisoned baseball bat?

holy shit dude, we have the same b-day

July 7th represent

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The main problem is that most of the combinations would make a perfectly fine weapon completely useless..... Maybe try 12 different nuts and their recipes? Like pine nut sausages?

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Rusted window pane.

More like RUSTED WINDOW PAIN!


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Poisoned Glass Bottle.
Lying in the grass.

ouch

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At 1/29/07 01:52 PM, VeinDigger wrote: Rusted window pane.

More like RUSTED WINDOW PAIN!

May i suggest "RUSTED WINDOW OF PAIN!!!!1one"?

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A double steel chair....so its a sofa or something

23rd March

I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm

Slags and hoes.

Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Barbed wire wrapped Sledgehammer?
-_-
I wanna a Bazzoka :D

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At 1/29/07 01:53 PM, SBB wrote: Poisoned Glass Bottle.
Lying in the grass.
ouch

YOu got the same birthday as me.

Faggot. I'm not unique anymore.

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Blood-stained window pane.

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October-Short Circuted
17-Shovel
wtf thats useless

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Tempered Guitar

I think I win

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Double Window-Pane?


Right behind you

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wtf wooden rolling pin?

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Ha! Sawed off vase! You can actually hurt someone with that.

But poisoned baseball bat... ROTFL

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a wooden table! yeehaw! =P

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Tempered chain.

A pissed off chain?

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October-Short Circuted
30-Tire Iron

Short circuted Tire Iron.

Maybe it fits me, since I am small, but a tire iron.