*BUMP*

I'm excited about this one, so I want it to be popular! :)

GS

At 3/7/08 07:31 AM, Greensinge wrote: *BUMP*

I'm excited about this one, so I want it to be popular! :)

GS

This collab will be the best collab it can be!

BTW everyone I keep an updated list of authors on my news page! So just check my acount if you want to know.

Is it supposed to be a comedic collab of Resident evil, or a serious one? 'Cause I could possibly do either, I just need to know because I'm interested. ;)

I made a deagle, perhaps i could help you guys make guns and stuff, is that ok?

i have 2 days total to work on my movie this weekend (including today)

i guess ill put the script here since youll have it later anyway... (its alot like an awsome movie...)

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(leon leaves a truck)
leon: finally! im off that immigrant truck! whoah... why did they leave me in a forest... standing in dog shit???

*gay ringtone plays (girls just wanna have fun....blech...)*

leon: hello?
chick who guides you on the radio (cc): hello leon
leon: oh, hi goth chick whos hiring me. wat up?
cc: we have urgent news from the presedent
*BUMM BUMM*
leon: what is it?
*BUMMMM BUUUMMM*
cc: it
*BUM*
cc: says
*BUUUMMMM BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM*
-pause-
cc: your sexy
leon: what the fuck?
cc: oh, and you have to save his daughter... who was kinapped at a kegger
leon: by who?
cc: menacing zombie-like spanish people who raise chickens
leon: NOOO! ANYTHING BUT FOREIGNERS!!!
cc: its alright, we sent you with a shitty pistol with 4 blanks to protect you.
*static interupts*

solid snake: hello! colonel.. hey... what the fuck!? who are you!?
leon: im leon kenned...(interrupted)
ss:your liquid! i know you is! you dont talk like everyone else!!!
*kills him somehow...*
screen: your dead........... loser

(after respawning)

leon: god... who was thO MY GAWD A CHICKEN!!!! AND A PUPPY!? WHADDOIDO!!!???

MYSELF: gamer manual... gamer manual.... ok, here we go.... chickens... chickens... ok! "these flightless birds are seen throughout the village.... they scare easily.... i dont know why this description is in any gamer manual... you retard".... ok! lets see if this works!

*benny hill music plays while leon chases the chicken randomly*

*shing*

leon: WTF? ve never been stabbed by a pitchfork tha way before... oh! hello good sir! would you happen to know where a white, female, american political asset is located?

spanyard1: (in spanish that i voiced) oh! the whore? she's in the clock tower with our lord and master, ackbar.
leon:.......... MEEEEEE AMERICANNNN!!! YOUUUUU????

spanyard1 (still spanish and voiced by me :P): ??? cant you understand me dumbass??? i already told you, she's in the....(interrupted)
leon: DOOOOO YOOOUUU KKNNNOOOOWWW WWHHHEREEE THEEE CCRRRAAAPPPPEERR IIISSSS???

Spanyard1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

leon: AHH! ITS ATTACKING!

*pow* :3

*leon proceeds to the village, uses the binoculars and sees the zombies working, with a few hidden jokes that he pays lose attention to, im not ruining that part)

leon: awwwww! they built a widdle town! theyre almost like widdle people! :3
*he goes towards it*
leon: god... i hope i get past...(interupted)

spanyard2: (zombie alert sound from the game) subtitles: "look! a tasty retard!"
leon: shit

cutscene not found because of lazyness and megabytes

leon: kool! hey preseden...(interrupted)
ashley: who the hell are you!? i want my daddy! im hungry!!! stop looking at me you perv! does this dress make me look fat? whats mc squared??? will i ev...(inter..)

*pow*

leon: shaddup bitch.

(outside the whitehouse)

bush: laura! they found our daughter!
laura: who's our daughter?
bush: i dont know... some guy, but nevertheless this weed is great shit man!
laura: who are you???

the end
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howd you all like it?

i wrote it about a month ago

At 3/7/08 04:37 PM, dante224 wrote: i have 2 days total to work on my movie this weekend (including today)

.....

A little long to possibly be a short. Though I did get a chuckle out of it, if it's presented well it could be great. Seems a bit like Metal Gear Awesome.

At 3/7/08 04:15 PM, Kezelevich wrote: Is it supposed to be a comedic collab of Resident evil, or a serious one? 'Cause I could possibly do either, I just need to know because I'm interested. ;)

It can be either both are welcome!

At 3/7/08 04:19 PM, steelsoldier wrote: I made a deagle, perhaps i could help you guys make guns and stuff, is that ok?

Yes you can I'm sure people will let you know what they need.

oh! hello good sir! would you happen to know where a white, female, american political asset is located?

spanyard1: (in spanish that i voiced) oh! the whore? she's in the clock tower with our lord and master, ackbar.
leon:.......... MEEEEEE AMERICANNNN!!! YOUUUUU????

spanyard1 (still spanish and voiced by me :P): ??? cant you understand me dumbass??? i already told you, she's in the....(interrupted)
leon: DOOOOO YOOOUUU KKNNNOOOOWWW WWHHHEREEE THEEE CCRRRAAAPPPPEERR IIISSSS???

Spanyard1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

leon: AHH! ITS ATTACKING!

I love this part!! :3

hmmm i think an actual movie would be good, shorts to me are getting old now, but thats jus my opinion i was gonna make the same thing jus like an interactive resident evil movie sort of ya kno...

How are people doing with theirs so far then? I've created one of my characters and started animating, but I'm quite busy with other things and so it might take me a week or two :( depending on the deadline for this of course!

GS

At 3/11/08 04:37 PM, Greensinge wrote: How are people doing with theirs so far then? I've created one of my characters and started animating, but I'm quite busy with other things and so it might take me a week or two :( depending on the deadline for this of course!

GS

Hey that's looking pretty pimp, and don't worry take your time on it if you need!

By the way does anyone have a good name for this? I didn't want to call it the resident evil collab.

im having CRTs, so maby this weekend i can work on mine.

im done with the opening scene and ive just started on the phone scene.

Hey that's looking pretty pimp, and don't worry take your time on it if you need!

By the way does anyone have a good name for this? I didn't want to call it the resident evil collab.

Thanks :)

GS

Hey there....
Resi collab eh? you can count me in.....
I'v already began character design's

Check it out....

Will definitely be a cool collab, can't wait to see it.

At 3/13/08 08:10 AM, Art-Saint wrote: Hey there....
Resi collab eh? you can count me in.....
I'v already began character design's

Check it out....

Nice can't wait to see your full part.

i've never seen/played resident evil.....

At 3/13/08 12:14 PM, YoinK wrote: i've never seen/played resident evil.....

then dont reply with spam like this. sorry, but if you want to join, you have to have some prior knowledge of RE1,2,3,4,5,chronicles knowledge.

i got 1,4, and chronicles (thank you wii!)

they are some of my best games (twilight and brawl beat 4, and galaxy beats chronicles)

I'm still really busy at the moment with my dissertation work. It has to be handed in to university on the 27th, but after that I'll have a ton of free time, so I'll be able to get it finished for sure within the week after that. Is that ok? How many parts have you recieved already?

can I still join? I was a real RE freak when it came out, I still look back on it with joy

At 3/19/08 11:23 AM, Greensinge wrote: so I'll be able to get it finished for sure within the week after that. Is that ok? How many parts have you recieved already?

Yeah that's fine. I've only recieved one part so far.

At 3/19/08 12:23 PM, assasinrabbit wrote: can I still join? I was a real RE freak when it came out, I still look back on it with joy

Yes

yay! this is a lil sketch I made, il probably be usin this guy, maybe addin a bit more detail like mud stains. Srry for the crappy quality :( dunno how to make it better on the ng upload

lol cool good quality, I should have one of my parts done by tmrw

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080108/4 5884_Pistol.php
I can do a lot of gun animations, but maybe i can lend you guys this fla and use it in your animations

Is it still to late for me to join, I could probably get my part done this weekend (because its a long weekend 4 days of just doing nothing cause ill be at a hotel most of the time ;p) anyway if its to late to join dont worry then :( but if it isn't AWESOME!!!!!!!

ya!... I'm gonna be in it too. oh and also I have a banner anyone can use for the collab, oh and in the comment on the forum sig. plz say it was by me and give credit!

(it's a very happy smiley face)

so can i join or not

anybody already finish their part? also is mild adult themes ok?

um... nevermind i dont wanna be in it