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Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking.

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Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:50:42


Before I start, let me state that this thread is NSFW, and is not aimed towards pubescent males, furries, zoophiliacs, or anyone else that would find fucking a dolphin sexually attractive. If you are one of these people who I have listed, kindly click page back and get on with your fucked up lives.

If there is anything having sex has told me, it's that having is one of the most pleasurable experiences a person could have. It unites two people (or more if thats your thing), to share a loving and intimate experience. Having sex with animals however, is just plain retarded.

Zoophiliacs amaze me, not because they believe loving an animal and having sex with it is a natural thing. But their way of trying to convince others that its the right thing to do, and that we should all fuck animals if we wish to live in harmony with the earth, a bit like PETA.

So when I came across this, I immediately brought out the facepalm.jpg, and wondered how the fuck anyone would want to stick their member in a female dolphins axe wound.

"She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and reveling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done."

WHO THE FUCK ASIDE FROM YOU AND OTHER ZOOPHILIACS, WOULD WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING "SPECIAL" WITH A DOLPHIN?!

Seriously, even though it is a mammal like us, it's a thing that swims in the water, a bit like a... Oh I don't know..... FISH!

I have reached the end of my tether with Zoophiliacs and people who enjoy bestiality. In my minds they are the worst form of people on this earth. A dolphin, and any other animal other than humans, are DIFFERENT than us. You can't hide that, you can't pretend their not, because they are, and fucking them makes you a dirty outcast.

I rest my case. Now to show you a picture of a dolphins vagina, to fish out the Zoophiliacs that are hiding out there.

If you find this picture sexually attractive or compelling, please kill yourself.

Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:51:39


When I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting to see a dolphin vagina.


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:52:21


I... sort of came.


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:52:43


At 3/22/08 03:50 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
If you find this picture sexually attractive or compelling, please kill yourself.

I'd tap that.


Stop looking

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:53:31


This gives a new meaning to the term Fishy Vagina.


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:53:46


At 3/22/08 03:51 PM, Purpin wrote: When I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting to see a dolphin vagina.

Its funny because I wasn't either, I find it strangely arousing though.

awaiting dolphin free tuna joke though.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:53:50


you got to admit that does look really tight and its really muscular i could see why someone would do it. I bet that vagina would take you to heaven


INB4 BANNED

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:54:15


At 3/22/08 03:51 PM, Purpin wrote: When I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting to see a dolphin vagina.

LOL dude you made me laugh.


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 15:57:14


At 3/22/08 03:53 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: This gives a new meaning to the term Fishy Vagina.

Doorknob, dolphins are mammals.


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:05:23


At 3/22/08 04:03 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Dolphins Have Vaginas?

Yes Timmy. And women have boobs. That is where your milk is from.


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:06:54


At 3/22/08 04:03 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Dolphins Have Vaginas?

....

Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:07:04


NSFW warning please.

I'm finding you more and more tolerable, why is this.

Everyone has their fetishes, and from a completely unbiased point of view, yours are as fucked up as anyone elses.

But dolphins..hmmm..

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:08:28


What about worms? A little ball rubbin' wont do any harm, will it?

Its just a baby after all.

Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking.


Like looking in a sexy mirror.

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:10:41


Hey , we all have fetishes.

Even i do.... with this guy....

Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking.


Best band ever, click it.

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:15:37


At 3/22/08 04:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: NSFW warning please.

I gave one, read the underlined heading.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:16:19


At 3/22/08 04:15 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 3/22/08 04:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: NSFW warning please.
I gave one, read the underlined heading.

Well I meant in the topic title since I usually just scroll down to see the picture before actually reading the walls of text

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:18:14


At 3/22/08 03:51 PM, Purpin wrote: When I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting to see a dolphin vagina.

This has been added to my list of favorite quotes, ever.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:19:35


At 3/22/08 04:16 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Ignore him, he thinks he has problems we care about.

Stop responding to me then? I'm not trying to troll Burnzoid now because he actually made a decent post, unlike you and your 9000 something shitty ones.

I really can't think of anything cruel enough to say to you that would reach past your egomanical thick skull.

Fuck off, little kid, just because you're 20 now and think you're immortal and loved, 10 years from now you'll be regretting why you were such a stupid little annoying shit.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:19:50


mmmmmm i got hard!

(haha)

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:20:21


At 3/22/08 04:10 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: People have preferences.

Yes, but it is perfectly OK to discuss preferences of yourself and others. Your name tells me that you're a furry? I enjoy hentai of my favorite video game chicks. And these guys want to fuck dolphins. Nothing's really wrong with any of them. Now, snuff, or amputation fetishes, or pedophilia, there can be something wrong with them. But this isn't a dangerous preference like any of those, it's just something strange and funny about these people.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:26:18


At 3/22/08 03:53 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: This gives a new meaning to the term Fishy Vagina.

OMG, i loled. That´s a good one!

This is really wierd....i mean...people shagging dolphins? Who woulda thought?

i bet you´d all want to try it though.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:31:20


wat the (the following couple of page have been edited so they are suitable for... anyone) well thats another thing off my 'to do before I die list' see a dolphin vagina

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:37:05


Quote:

"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...."

That's awesome.

Also eeew dolphin secks.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:38:26


At 3/22/08 04:37 PM, Socrates wrote: A male can come as far as 14 feet

Holy shit.

Holy. Shit.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:50:04


That story was actually quite awesome. I'm hard!


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:53:13


Yes.....´safe and happy´.

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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:56:23


Wow, I think this is really fucked up. People are not supposed to have sex with animals. That's why we're people, and they're animals. GET IT? Stick to your own Goddamn species, you pieces of shit.


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Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 16:57:27


I got hard to the description but not to the pic. What should I think... Oh well. I still like watching gorillas fuck and I know Im fucking insane for that... but I won't stop liking it. Peace out all you haters and lovers.


Yes I fail. No one cares. Especially not me.

Response to Zoophiliacs & Dolphin Fucking. 2008-03-22 17:14:25


At 3/22/08 04:50 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That story was actually quite awesome. I'm hard!

Fuck you good sir.


I did it for the lulz:

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