Ass itches when I sit down on it

[Lorkas]

So whenever I sit down on a solid, hard chair my ass starts to itch. I don't know what could cause this. Also, when I looked at my ass on the mirror it was kind of red. Might be because I don't take showers every day (only like two or three times a week). What can be the cause of this? Ants living up my bum? Nawwww...

[STEM]

Considering your age, it means you're growing hair in most places of your body now.

[Tsuchinoko]

You're getting ass hair.

Which I hate.

[Smidly]

Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

[Tsuchinoko]

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

[STEM]

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

Actually it's called common sense but ok.

[Smidly]

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

Yes, very bad experiances also with armpit hair.

[Tsuchinoko]

At 4/24/08 12:57 PM, Smidly wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote:

At 4/24/08 12:55 PM, Smidly wrote: Dont try to use scissors to cut the hair. You could miss

I take it you have personal experience with that?

Yes, very bad experiances also with armpit hair.

Don't cut your armpit hair, it makes you look more manly.

[Smidly]

Not if it's too long

[Lorkas]

At 4/24/08 01:02 PM, DanWandin wrote: Could be a fissure lol, you don't want one of those.

Wh--what's that?

[Dauntasa]

The emoticon you used for this thread made it hilarious.

[Lorkas]

At 4/24/08 01:13 PM, Dauntasa wrote: The emoticon you used for this thread made it hilarious.

Well shit

[Randy74]

Then sit down on a soft chair?

[Freakinhugelittleguy]

maybe theres a bug in your ass and every time you sit on something had it pisses it off and bits you!

its in your skin
i put it there
i want some pie please :3

no

[Xurch]

Yeah I get this in lectures on the hard wooden seats, looks like Im the only dude fidgiting though.

[Lorkas]

At 4/24/08 03:11 PM, Xurch wrote: Yeah I get this in lectures on the hard wooden seats, looks like Im the only dude fidgiting though.

That's EXACTLY what happens to me!