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Masturbation Club!

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Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


My gf would kill me if i did that w/o her ^_^

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


The ultimate rejection:

Your hand falls asleep during masturbation.

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


At 10/25/03 06:14 PM, StickMan_001 wrote: The ultimate rejection:

Your hand falls asleep during masturbation.

have you ever fallen asleep during masturbation?

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 27, 2003


welp time for my daily i dont give a shit. the only reason im posting is to keep it at the top.i made a commetment to keep this at the top so im doing it

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 27, 2003


keep fighting the good fight heckballs!

here's something to help the members of this club on their path to greatness:

Masturbation Club!


The one thing force produces is resistance.

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Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 27, 2003


wahoo i wanna masterbate!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 27, 2003


stupid club! have fun you disgusting morons.

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 27, 2003


At 10/27/03 04:31 PM, zetamonkey wrote: wahoo i wanna masterbate!

ok, that's it. i need to be in this group!!!
sign me up!!

here's another, for my fellows:

Masturbation Club!


The one thing force produces is resistance.

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Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 27, 2003


At 10/27/03 04:31 PM, zetamonkey wrote: wahoo i wanna masterbate!

That's the spirt!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 27, 2003


wow some people are really messed up in my opinion

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 28, 2003


At 10/27/03 10:56 PM, SoundwaveGatling wrote: wow some people are really messed up in my opinion

yeah, some people really are.

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 4, 2003


At least this got more hits than I thought it would.

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 4, 2003


your right it did at first i thought id be the only one posting here but i was wrong.

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 4, 2003


hey, i need an official number for my sig.

here's some more material:

Masturbation Club!


The one thing force produces is resistance.

BBS Signature

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 4, 2003


im in, gimme a #

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


If you are in just put " I Spank My Monkey!" in your sig. I don't really feel like numbering everyone.

Yurs Truly,

Masturbation Club!

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


i've said it before, and i'll say it again...

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


At 11/6/03 04:51 PM, spin_me_around wrote: i've said it before, and i'll say it again...

ahhh im so stupid forgot the pic.

Masturbation Club!

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


THis is a sweet club, sign me up guys!!

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


i'm not sure if the i spank my monkey thing will work.
i think we need something more.
how are ppl supposed to know that i spank my monkey means i'm a member of the masturbation club?
ok, that sounded dumb when i typed it, but if u think of it, there not going to make that connection

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


At 10/24/03 09:53 AM, rolb61 wrote: hey havin a G/F is way better than your right hand

nah I prefer lefty.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


At 11/6/03 06:35 PM, MunkyLibido wrote: i'm not sure if the i spank my monkey thing will work.
i think we need something more.
how are ppl supposed to know that i spank my monkey means i'm a member of the masturbation club?
ok, that sounded dumb when i typed it, but if u think of it, there not going to make that connection

you underestimate the following of the masterbation club. if all of us faithful masterbators puts that in our sig, it will soon encompass most of the NG message boards


The one thing force produces is resistance.

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Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


Can i join?
What do members do?Nomo2

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


what is the exact address of this page? i need to know so i can make a link in my sig that actually works instead of one that gos to the page that says it doesn't even exist
thank u

Masturbation Club!

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


At 11/6/03 08:20 PM, nomo2 wrote: Can i join?
What do members do?Nomo2

wow! do you have to ask? did you click on the right topic?

just put "i spank the monkey" in your sig, and then link it to the topic


The one thing force produces is resistance.

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Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


At 11/6/03 09:52 PM, MunkyLibido wrote: what is the exact address of this page? i need to know so i can make a link in my sig that actually works instead of one that gos to the page that says it doesn't even exist
thank u

? "http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=92900"


The one thing force produces is resistance.

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Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


At 11/6/03 09:55 PM, RedSkunk wrote: ? "http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=92900"

thanks dude

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


hey i wanna join the masturbation club!!!!

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


do u just copy and paste the html to link

Response to Masturbation Club! Nov 6, 2003


wankers united