Dig this, or a ninja will chop your head off!
This things rocks, and all the whineass babies who can't dig t3h 1337 humour and awesomeness will get their head chopped off by an Internet Ninja from RealUltimatePower.net who won't even care! It's an easy choice if you ask me.
@matthew-ferguson: I bet that you would even get offended by Real Ultimate Power and those "each time you masturbate...." kitten/ninja/Domo-kun things ;-)
Oh, but it's time that you all wake up!!! T3h int3rn3ts si f1ll3d with 1337 h4xx0rz d4t w1ll ph1sh j00r d4t4 and h4x j00r b0x, and is full of crappy Flash animations with stick figures and Chinese "All your base are belong to us!" manuals! Yeah! And that's what I call "Real Ultimate Power!"
W3lc0m3 to t3h intarn3ts to 4ll j00, stupid idiots who can't handle Pirates vs Ninjas awesomeness and kudos to the author of a classic RUP tribute.