Um- Well, I- But, it's- What?!
given the inaccuracies to the actual Bible story, due to the unnecassary "spicing up" I'm actually surprised you kept his "message from God" line, regardless that you actually misquoted it.
And one thing I'm shocked you omitted, is that Ehud actually drove the hilt of the blade into the king's belly.
do you realize how badass that is? why would you cut that out?