BE PREPARED FOR A LOT OF READING.

Well, this is the culmination of about a month of on-again-off-again work for my final for my 2D animation class. The idea stemmed from my dislike for the copypasta that is Bush jokes, and the fact that if someone took every crappy cartoon or image yanked from (and by) ebaumsworld and proceeded to convert every single one into a grilled cheese sandwich, that guy could solve at least THREE world hungers. Seriously, he's like the Britney Spears of politics. Except he stopped being funny 3 years ago when he discovered there's more than one internet. And he wasn't declared a worse parent than Kevin Federline.

Anyway, I thought to myself, "Hey, Bush may have taken about two centuries of progress and utterly destroyed it, but we could still have worse leaders. We could have had an orangutan, a balloon animal, a man whose only skill or talent is making terrible balloon animals, a Halo fanboy, Hulk Hogan, a cyborg that could easily be mistaken for the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler armed with a ridiculous amounts of weaponry and an explosive device with a 15-megaton payload, anyone involved with SpikeTV..."

And then it hit me. And then I made a fanciful tale of whimsy about a struggling balloon animal artist becoming the President of the United States, filled nonstop laughs for the family that has absolutely no taste in anything. Something went wrong, however, because this happened.